The Jabberwocky posted:

Holy poo poo, that was a really good read. I'm not a wrestling guy, but drat, what a human being that guy was.

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In 1977, “The American Dream” Dusty Rhodes wrestled Andre at Madison Square Garden. Afterwards, the old friends went out on the town. They adjourned to one of Andre’s favorite watering holes and took stools at the bar (Andre occupied two). Several hours and some 100 beers later (around 75 of them were Andre’s), they decided to head back to their hotel. Andre looked at taxis with the same scorn as most other conveyances and announced that he and Dusty would walk, which was problem because Dusty was having trouble maintaining a vertical position. Andre studied the situation, and a twinkling grin blossomed across his huge face. People who spent any time with the big man quickly learned to watch for that grin. It was a harbinger of danger. It meant that Andre was contemplating something risky, something with potential legal ramifications, but also, most assuredly, something fun.

A moment later, the two huge wrestlers attacked a pair of horse-drawn carriages. Dusty threw a handful of paper money at one driver while Andre hauled the other from his seat with one hand. While one driver cursed and the other scrabbled around on the ground collecting his windfall, Andre and Dusty thundered off in the carriages. They raced through the Manhattan streets, dodging cars and pedestrians for fifteen blocks before ditching the carriages and lathered horses a block from their hotel. By the time the cops arrived, Andre and Dusty were enjoying snifters of brandy in the hotel bar, appearing as innocent as angels. The next day, they main-evented another card at the Garden. Another sell-out. Two pros at the top of their games.

Macasaurus posted:

I guess sort of nws so I'll timg it

Bruiser posted:

Haha, "sorta nws". Dudes blowing each other is sorta nws.

BANME.sh posted:

So you see two guys having oral sex and you instantly assume they're gay?

DicktheCat posted:

Yes, yes I do.

DicktheCat posted:

Yes, yes I do.

DicktheCat posted:

Yes, yes I do.

Kanfy posted:

I recall seeing a 4chan screencap of a guy calling that picture a fake because he recognized the gay blowjob from a different picture which was then provided as proof. Alas, I don't have it at hand.

Male Man posted:

Don't be biphobic.

Phlegmish posted:

What if you just like sucking off random guys in the parking lot. No homo.

Hummingbirds posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5BdyIGtYcg

Sokoban posted:

Picture of the loving year 2013

Davfff posted:

I vividly remember a massive photoshopping thread on Gen[M]ay for the homeless dude blowjob picture some 10+ years ago, this ain't the original.

Cleretic posted:

Well, there's also the story about his alcoholism helping doctors. When he was undergoing an operation, the anesthetist had no idea how to deal with knocking out a man as huge as Andre the Giant. So he asked how much beer it takes for him to get drunk and extrapolated from that, which worked.

Mad Pino Rage posted:

These were posted by some of the elevators throughout campus. Note: none of the elevators are voice activated.

Scarf posted:

So Kanye West is really mad at Jimmy Kimmel about something and it's pretty funny...

colas posted:

That's not fair comparing him to Sarah.

Trast posted:

I believe it was vodka actually, two bottles to get him buzzed. And all Andre stories are great.

Phanatic posted:

They are. Not only did he have a posse, he had a sexy, sexy posse:



(19-year old Andre surrounded by a bevy of French models)

Scarf posted:

So Kanye West is really mad at Jimmy Kimmel about something and it's pretty funny...

A moment later, the two huge wrestlers attacked a pair of horse-drawn carriages. Dusty threw a handful of paper money at one driver while Andre hauled the other from his seat with one hand. While one driver cursed and the other scrabbled around on the ground collecting his windfall, Andre and Dusty thundered off in the carriages. They raced through the Manhattan streets, dodging cars and pedestrians for fifteen blocks before ditching the carriages and lathered horses a block from their hotel. By the time the cops arrived, Andre and Dusty were enjoying snifters of brandy in the hotel bar, appearing as innocent as angels.

Tiggum posted:

"Do you think you'd recognise the man who assaulted you?"
"Well, he was seven foot five and picked me up one handed and threw me across the street, so no, probably not, it really could have been anyone."

RatHat posted:

That's not real, it's from the A Series of Unfortunate Events movie.

Burning Mustache posted: