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Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

prefect posted:

They were influenced in the '80s?

Obviously I'm referring to the Steve Rogers issues of the 1940s.

# ? Sep 25, 2013 23:47

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 16:42

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Mr. Maltose posted:

Obviously I'm referring to the Steve Rogers issues of the 1940s.

That, and Donald Duck.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:04

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

KoldPT posted:

What kind of drugs do the Allreds take? I want some.

Wanda and Vision look adorable, but what the hell is Angel doing?

# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:04

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Of course the Impossible Man's super nerd kid is into anime. :allears:

# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:10

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

I kind of want to post the bathroom sequence from Sex Criminals 01 but.... so, so :nws:

e: I really don't want to know what kind of thought process lead to the Candle In The Wind.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:18

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Oh my god Captain Marvel in the Robotech pose.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:29

Urdnot Fire: Feb 13, 2012

404GoonNotFound posted:

I kind of want to post the bathroom sequence from Sex Criminals 01 but.... so, so

e: I really don't want to know what kind of thought process lead to the Candle In The Wind.

Just mark it as :nws:

and ~~spoiler or~~ link it.

Sex Criminals is really good y'all.

Edit: My bad :shobon:

Urdnot Fire fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Sep 26, 2013

# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:32

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Urdnot Fire posted:

Just mark it as and spoiler or link it.

Sex Criminals is really good y'all.

Don't inline the image hidden by spoiler tags. That doesn't always work and I don't think the mods like it either.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:36

Balon: May 23, 2010; ...my greatest work yet.

From Deadpool #17:

Dr. Deadpool, Surprise Dentist got such a laugh out of me.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 00:52

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Gold DEAD POOL knuckledusters is so perfectly Deadpool.

The panels of everyone making fun of The Thing made me pick up some old Fantastic Fours since I never really got into it. It was my bad! There are so many panels of Reed just being a gigantic loving tool to Sue, it was astounding!

But anyway, some guys just don't know how "made entirely out of orange rocks" works.

_{Fantastic Four #48}

As a bonus, the panel directly before this is Thing threatening to knock the guy all the way back to Yancy Street.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 01:04

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Jesus Christ, it's almost literally that scene from Mallrats.

"Oh, made out of orange rocks, are you? Well, is your dick made out of orange rocks oh god ow yes it is"

# ? Sep 26, 2013 01:06

404GoonNotFound: Aug 6, 2006; The McRib is back!?!?

Okay, here goes.

Sex Criminals #1
:nws:

anywhere you wouldn't feel safe watching a Judd Apatow movie.
The Context: Suzie can stop time whenever she, as Top Gear puts it, "has a crisis". Clearly further research is required, and experts on the matter must be consulted.
One
Dos
Drei
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404GoonNotFound fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Sep 26, 2013

# ? Sep 26, 2013 01:33

Arsonist Daria: Feb 27, 2011; ^{Requiescat in pace.}

404GoonNotFound posted:

Okay, here goes.

Sex Criminals #1
anywhere you wouldn't feel safe watching a Judd Apatow movie.
The Context: Suzie can stop time whenever she, as Top Gear puts it, "has a crisis". Clearly further research is required, and experts on the matter must be consulted.
One
Dos
Drei
IV

Man I was not that creative in middle school.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 02:16

Kull the Conqueror: Apr 8, 2006; Take me to the green valley,
lay the sod o'er me,
I'm a young cowboy,
I know I've done wrong

Saga is the best loving comic ever. #14.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 02:37

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

404GoonNotFound posted:

Okay, here goes.

Sex Criminals #1
anywhere you wouldn't feel safe watching a Judd Apatow movie.
The Context: Suzie can stop time whenever she, as Top Gear puts it, "has a crisis". Clearly further research is required, and experts on the matter must be consulted.
One
Dos
Drei
IV

Wow that's a lot less funny in context.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 03:13

Matlock: Sep 12, 2004; Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

Candle in the Wind is the funniest thing I've seen today.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 05:55

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

notthegoatseguy posted:

I actually liked his Avengers Academy that he was back to Speedball but still struggling with depression.

But I understand Nova is supposed to be a fun book, so I'll role with it.

The Fear Itself side-story with Speedball is as far as they can go with "Speedball gets over what happened in Civil War", so I'm glad to see he's being fun again.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 06:52

theflyingorc: Jun 28, 2008; ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS; Young Orc

Penance was basically the worst possible character transition ever, so I'm glad it was reversed.

Also it made me so mad because Speedball didn't really need to feel that guilty any way you slice it the deaths were almost entirely on Nitro's shoulders.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 06:56

The_Rob: Feb 1, 2007; Blah blah blah blah!!

404GoonNotFound posted:

Okay, here goes.

Sex Criminals #1
anywhere you wouldn't feel safe watching a Judd Apatow movie.
The Context: Suzie can stop time whenever she, as Top Gear puts it, "has a crisis". Clearly further research is required, and experts on the matter must be consulted.
One
Dos
Drei
IV

First I thought E.T. The sex move was a funny name, and then I noticed the Reece's pieces and couldn't stop laughing.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 07:39

RandallODim: Dec 30, 2010; Another 1? Aww man...

The_Rob posted:

First I thought E.T. The sex move was a funny name, and then I noticed the Reece's pieces and couldn't stop laughing.

I'm still trying to figure out how they get from one place to the other.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 07:44

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

First I cracked up at "E.T. The Sex Move" but then I saw Queeps and totally lost my poo poo.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 09:28

notthegoatseguy: Sep 6, 2005

Gavok posted:

The Fear Itself side-story with Speedball is as far as they can go with "Speedball gets over what happened in Civil War", so I'm glad to see he's being fun again.

Yeah, I've avoided anything with Fear Itself for a while now. No reason to break it now.

RIP Ultimate Peter. From like Ultimate Spider-Man 30 or something.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 15:38

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Miles hasn't gotten there but he's trying :allears:

USM #27

# ? Sep 26, 2013 18:15

Soonmot: Dec 19, 2002; Entrapta fucking loves robots; Grimey Drawer

notthegoatseguy posted:

Yeah, I've avoided anything with Fear Itself for a while now. No reason to break it now.

RIP Ultimate Peter. From like Ultimate Spider-Man 30 or something.

I used to have that as a avatar.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 18:17

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

notthegoatseguy posted:

Yeah, I've avoided anything with Fear Itself for a while now. No reason to break it now.

That's too bad. Fear Itself: Homefront was the only redeeming part of that event. Well, that and the Deadpool miniseries.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 19:34

bobkatt013: Oct 8, 2006; Youâre telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Gavok posted:

That's too bad. Fear Itself: Homefront was the only redeeming part of that event. Well, that and the Deadpool miniseries.

The X-men tie in was pretty good if you ignore the art and Journey into Mystery.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 19:55

Takezio: Nov 7, 2011

Balon posted:

From Deadpool #17:

Dr. Deadpool, Surprise Dentist got such a laugh out of me.

Wait, did Sharkcrawler get the end of his tail docked?

VV Ohhh. Got it, thanks. Couldn't see his cancer face through the shadows until I was looking closely.

Takezio fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Sep 27, 2013

# ? Sep 26, 2013 20:14

Fuego Fish: Dec 5, 2004; By tooth and claw!

Takezio posted:

Wait, did Sharkcrawler get the end of his tail docked?

That's a North Korean "test subject" who was given Nightcrawler's mutant powers via a graft involving Deadpool's DNA, which sadly also gave him the cancer-rotted skin look.

# ? Sep 26, 2013 21:33

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Wolvie-Men #36. Time travel is stupid.

# ? Sep 27, 2013 10:28

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

Is that x head guy cyclops?

If so, how does he shoot optic blasts?

# ? Sep 27, 2013 10:32

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Is that x head guy cyclops?

If so, how does he shoot optic blasts?

With attitude.

# ? Sep 27, 2013 10:32

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

If so, how does he shoot optic blasts?

Badly.

# ? Sep 27, 2013 10:39

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

So Old Young Jean has become Xorn? Are we sure she's not Magneto?

# ? Sep 27, 2013 12:44

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Jerusalem posted:

So Old Young Jean has become Xorn? Are we sure she's not Magneto?

She might be, but I'm sure a later book will reveal she was Xorn all along.

# ? Sep 27, 2013 12:46

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

That's clearly Racer X you idiots

# ? Sep 27, 2013 13:08

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

WickedHate posted:

She might be, but I'm sure a later book will reveal she was Xorn all along.

Could be Xorn's secret twin brother.

# ? Sep 27, 2013 13:13

Decius: Oct 14, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

Metal Loaf posted:

Could be Xorn's secret twin brother.

Doesn't matter, in the end he/she/it was all only created by the Scarlet Witch anyway.

# ? Sep 27, 2013 13:55

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Is that x head guy cyclops?

If so, how does he shoot optic blasts?

The "X" mask is because he's been trying to position himself as the public face of the X-Men and the real successor to Xavier.

# ? Sep 27, 2013 21:35

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

muscles like this? posted:

The "X" mask is because he's been trying to position himself as the public face of the X-Men and the real successor to Xavier.

The guy he killed? The guy who argued for peaceful co-existance, whereas Scott is seemingly returning to a more seperatist bent (albeit not to the extent of outright supremacy)? Real classy, Scott. Reaaallll classy.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 00:35

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 16:42

Swede Bonnet: Jan 16, 2004; Warning: Contents may explode when under pressure.

SynthOrange posted:

Wolvie-Men #36. Time travel is stupid.

I tried to explain how we got from the end of New X-Men to this panel to a friend and sounded like a crazy person.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 00:36

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