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the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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prefect posted:

american cheese is especially good in situations where you want the cheese to melt, like tuna melts and grilled cheeses. "real" cheeses don't melt

yeah, that's why europeans struggled for years to make their ridiculous "pizza" concept work until american cheese was discovered

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Amethyst posted:

yeah, that's why europeans struggled for years to make their ridiculous "pizza" concept work until american cheese was discovered



yeah that sure is some melted and evenly distributed cheese NOT


rly though mozarella is disgusting and basically the european equivilant of american cheese they just figured out how to sell it for way more money

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder


much better. THANKS AMERICA!

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
look at that ooey gooy goodness

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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i've just remembered that american cheese actually melts really badly and gets a plasticky film over it as you can see in the picture above so even that one supposed advantage is bs

melted mozarella is smooth and retains texture

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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do americans call it "plastic cheese" like the rest of the world does?

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
no sauce? no problem







breakfast is served

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Amethyst posted:

do americans call it "plastic cheese" like the rest of the world does?

no we call it american cheese

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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american cheese is gross as hell

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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americans cook eggs better than any other country i don't know why they would spoil that by adding their awful "cheese"

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
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it's a polymer i think

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
polyMORE PLEASE

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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drat.....American Cheese for the Motherfucking Win

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkkD21cdG0Q

mmmm, you know what these roast vegies need? several kilograms of milk fat, whey protein and synthesized vegetable solids. enough to completely drown out their taste. Yum!

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Amethyst posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkkD21cdG0Q

mmmm, you know what these roast vegies need? several kilograms of milk fat, whey protein and synthesized vegetable solids. enough to completely drown out their taste. Yum!

it's the American way

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

what the gently caress you gonna put on a grilled cheese except american cheese

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

TOOT BOOT posted:

what the gently caress you gonna put on a grilled cheese except american cheese

50/50 mix of mozzarella (for meltiness and texture) and extra-mature cheddar (for flavour). maybe a bit of parmesan if you're feeling saucy. this is the pro answer for anything requiring melted cheese, by the way.

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

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TOOT BOOT posted:

what the gently caress you gonna put on a grilled cheese except american cheese

Both mozzarella and cheddar are superior choices

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
mozarella is awful

rubbery stupid poo poo


bufala mozzarella as well it's all bad

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
i cant consume cheese

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
then american cheese is perfect 4 u

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
cheesey product ftw. i got this "non dairy lactose free jalapeno yogurt cheese" from trader joes idk what it is but its ok. mostly chemicals i think :coal: :science:

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

mozarella is awful

rubbery stupid poo poo


bufala mozzarella as well it's all bad

that's why you cut it with cheddar (proper mature cheddar that takes the top of your head off, not that bland bright-yellow poo poo americans call cheddar). mozzarella barely deserves to be called cheese, but as a supporting member of a cast it's amazing.

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


goddamnedtwisto posted:

not that bland bright-yellow poo poo americans call cheddar

bright orange in its worst form

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
powerdered cheese mac n cheese is way better than the velveeta one

Oae Ui
Oct 7, 2003

Let's be friends.
A young Brie also goes well on a grilled cheese.

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

it's the American whey

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Amethyst posted:

do americans call it "plastic cheese" like the rest of the world does?

sometimes people do call it "plastic cheese" -- i know i've heard it said

Amethyst posted:

americans cook eggs better than any other country i don't know why they would spoil that by adding their awful "cheese"

please explain; i'm interested in how different countries cook eggs (i wasn't aware there were that many differences)

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Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
its dumb cuz the way americans cook eggs is by adding cheese and other products

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

its dumb cuz the way americans cook eggs is by adding cheese and other products

eggs on their own are awful

lol if u arent adding hot sauce, cheese, salt, pepper

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
i like my eggs over easy

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

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tider skal henrulle,
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put gorgonzola on it u idiots

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

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Buglord

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

look at that ooey gooy goodness



ooey gooey is a disgusting way ro describe food

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
fontina and asadero are both superior melting cheeses

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Improbable Lobster posted:

ooey gooey is a disgusting way ro describe food

"lovely mcvitie" is worse imho

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

mozarella is awful

rubbery stupid poo poo

mozarella isn't rubbery when it's fresh
but it also has no flavor when fresh

so it's kinda lose/lose

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

eggs on their own are awful

lol if u arent adding hot sauce, cheese, salt, pepper

sorry about your taste buds man

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
reminder that this is the worthless kickstarters thread, not the "i ate some cheese that is available on the open market and therefore i somehow outrank you" thread

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Proteus4994
Jan 2, 2001

Do not engage. Just tell me to go back to Kiwi Farms where I waste days upon days crying about how I wasted years upon years on SA. Did you know I was personally responsible for SA's rise in popularity in the 00's? It's true! Just come to the Farms and find out how! It's the trash kingdom I deserve.

Duscat posted:

reminder that this is the worthless kickstarters thread, not the "i ate some cheese that is available on the open market and therefore i somehow outrank you" thread

thanks to the derail police

i'm sure yospos will keep this thread on topic now officer duscat

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