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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Detective comics #371. 1968.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 02:33

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:32

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

BrownBomber posted:

I tried to explain how we got from the end of New X-Men to this panel to a friend and sounded like a crazy person.

This is pretty much comics all the time.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 02:43

Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

I found this on tumblr:

The Looney Lanterns, that last panel killed me :haw:

# ? Sep 28, 2013 02:55

Vengeance of Pandas: Sep 8, 2008; THE TERRIBLE POST WENT THATAWAY!

Nope, the best bit is the karaoke lyrics to Poker Face as sung by Porky the Pig.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 03:27

Gavok: Oct 10, 2005; Brock! Oh, man, I'm sorry about your...

...tooth?

Say Nothing posted:

Detective comics #371. 1968.

That's a sick-rear end German suplex! That one guy almost has Batman in the Tazmission.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 03:39

Ignite Memories: Feb 27, 2005

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

Nope, the best bit is the karaoke lyrics to Poker Face as sung by Porky the Pig.

That's not porky the pig :confused:

# ? Sep 28, 2013 03:58

Dark_Tzitzimine: Oct 9, 2012; by R. Guyovich

Ignite Memories posted:

That's not porky the pig

Check the Karaoke screen more closely, to be honest I only saw it after he pointed it out :v:

# ? Sep 28, 2013 04:00

John Dyne: Jul 3, 2005; Well, fuck. Really?

Dark_Tzitzimine posted:

Check the Karaoke screen more closely, to be honest I only saw it after he pointed it out

That is actually how Lady Gaga sings the song.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 04:24

redbackground: Sep 24, 2007; BEHOLD!
OPTIC BLAST!; Grimey Drawer

Vengeance of Pandas posted:

Nope, the best bit is the karaoke lyrics to Poker Face as sung by Porky the Pig.

Those are the regular lyrics!

# ? Sep 28, 2013 14:08

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

Having Porky Pig singing it would have been pretty funny though.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 14:21

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

The joke/reference is that the guy on stage is the opera singer from this classic Bugs cartoon. Uptight opera singer belting out pop songs in a bar.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 14:23

Devi: Jan 15, 2006; CYCLOPS
WAS RIGHT

Say Nothing posted:

Detective comics #371. 1968.

If the tights are actually nylons, then the underwear-over-tights thing actually makes sense.

I refuse to believe that Batgirl doesn't have any clear nailpolish in her Batbag.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 17:04

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

Is that x head guy cyclops?

If so, how does he shoot optic blasts?

His powers are screwed up right now and the traditional visor isn't exactly containing them like they used to.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 19:00

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

So he's got the more XXXXXXX-TREEEEMMMEEEE headgear?

Haven't read xmen titles in a few years.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 23:33

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Seriously, how does that X-visor work in terms of opening/closing?

Also any time you have to mention powers needing special gear to contain them, I immediately think of lovely shonen anime and bad 90s superhero comics.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 23:40

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Ruby-quartz liquid crystal shutters, duh.

# ? Sep 28, 2013 23:41

Jeabus Mahogany: Feb 13, 2011; I'm mad because of a thorn in my impenetrable hide

The answer is " "

# ? Sep 28, 2013 23:41

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

So he's got the more XXXXXXX-TREEEEMMMEEEE headgear?

Haven't read xmen titles in a few years.

He's wearing it as intentional iconography. The rest of his X-Men are all in black and white, and then he's got the big red X right on his face. He's literally making himself the face of the mutant movement.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 00:15

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

mind the walrus posted:

Seriously, how does that X-visor work in terms of opening/closing?

The same way the classic one works, Scott puts his hand to his head and magically beams shoot out. The visor doesn't open or anything, just BEAMS. Alternately, occasionally he just blasts without even putting a hand near his visor, so really the visor just works on the power of "when it needs to work".

# ? Sep 29, 2013 00:37

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Ah, ok. Thanks.

Is the other X-stuff going on right now decent?

# ? Sep 29, 2013 00:40

muscles like this!: Jan 17, 2005

TwoPair posted:

The same way the classic one works, Scott puts his hand to his head and magically beams shoot out. The visor doesn't open or anything, just BEAMS. Alternately, occasionally he just blasts without even putting a hand near his visor, so really the visor just works on the power of "when it needs to work".

Actually the times he does it without touching the visor is because he uses controls in his gloves. Something like touching certain fingers together.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 00:45

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

An old comic I have somewhere explains it! There's buttons on the sides of the visors and also in his gloves. He can also control the size of the opening so if he wants a small beam to press a button in some insane Kirby-machine without destroying it, he can do so.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 00:47

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Also, the visor controls are more sensitive, so unless he touches those it's just your bread and butter mid-power beam.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 00:58

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

The real "how does he shoot" question is how does he shoot when his eyes are behind the black portions of the costume?

# ? Sep 29, 2013 01:10

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

CapnAndy posted:

He's wearing it as intentional iconography. The rest of his X-Men are all in black and white, and then he's got the big red X right on his face. He's literally making himself the face of the mutant movement.

By hiding even more of his face :downs:

# ? Sep 29, 2013 01:21

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Random Stranger posted:

The real "how does he shoot" question is how does he shoot when his eyes are behind the black portions of the costume?

Unstable molecules?

# ? Sep 29, 2013 01:31

Rohan Kishibe: Oct 29, 2011; Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Whatever. Cyke's Racer X mask is rad as hell, and it makes him look cool., which is like the whole point of a costume. Take a look at Magneto right now. Now THAT is an awful costume.

Atomic Robo and the Shadow From Beyond Time (Number 2 I think?)

It feels a little like cheating posting from Atomic Robo. I'm mostly picking this one cause I'm sure it is a Back to the Future reference.

Rohan Kishibe fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Sep 29, 2013

# ? Sep 29, 2013 01:33

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

mind the walrus posted:

Ah, ok. Thanks.

Is the other X-stuff going on right now decent?

The X-line as a whole is quite possibly the best it's ever been. There is seriously not a bad book, and several great ones.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 01:35

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

CapnAndy posted:

There is seriously not a bad book, and several great ones.

I'm sorry, but even putting aside my distaste for Bendis' work (All New and Uncanny), the new Uncanny X-Force is disliked by quite a few people. Mediocre and boring at best, dreadful in its nonsense and plots going nowhere.

The other X-Force book, though? Cable and his strike team? Never hear anyone talking about it, but I enjoy it a lot. It's like the best parts of the 90's in modern writing and good art. For similar reasons I ignored it as long as I did Scartlet Spider -- my mistake. Don't judge a book by its cover.

Uh, didn't realize I wasn't on the X-Men thread. Have some 80's Iron Man (#223):

Saoshyant fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Sep 29, 2013

# ? Sep 29, 2013 01:53

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Random Stranger posted:

The real "how does he shoot" question is how does he shoot when his eyes are behind the black portions of the costume?

Clearly he just crosses his eyes towards the red part and prays to God that his target isn't moving too much.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 02:02

ubergnu: Jun 7, 2002; Failed gothic

Saoshyant posted:

Uh, didn't realize I wasn't on the X-Men thread. Have some 80's Iron Man (#223):

...said sarcastically, while rolling his eyes.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 07:29

shelper: Nov 10, 2005; Something's still wrong with this code

Found this in YLLS subforum. Memories of old tintin books came FLOODING back.

Source: I DONT KNOW! I think it's tintin, Flight 714, but i honestly haven't a clue.

shelper fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Sep 29, 2013

# ? Sep 29, 2013 08:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

As usual, I can't find the source.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 10:32

Or is it Sputnik: Aug 22, 2009; Oh, Ho-oh oh oh, oh whoa oh oh oh
I'll get 'em caught, show Oak what I've got

shelper posted:

Found this in YLLS subforum. Memories of old tintin books came FLOODING back.

Source: I DONT KNOW! I think it's tintin, Flight 714, but i honestly haven't a clue.

Yes, this is the professor showing off the honorable and great martial art of savate in Flight 714 to Sydney. His proficiency for savate is shared by popular super-villain Batroc the Leaper.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 11:34

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

ubergnu posted:

...said sarcastically, while rolling his eyes.

Who dyou have to hate on Tony when he's just letting his Soul Glo?

# ? Sep 29, 2013 14:02

Flatscan: Mar 27, 2001; Outlaw Journalist

Saoshyant posted:

I'm sorry, but even putting aside my distaste for Bendis' work (All New and Uncanny), the new Uncanny X-Force is disliked by quite a few people. Mediocre and boring at best, dreadful in its nonsense and plots going nowhere.

The other X-Force book, though? Cable and his strike team? Never hear anyone talking about it, but I enjoy it a lot. It's like the best parts of the 90's in modern writing and good art. For similar reasons I ignored it as long as I did Scartlet Spider -- my mistake. Don't judge a book by its cover.

Uh, didn't realize I wasn't on the X-Men thread. Have some 80's Iron Man (#223):

So during the 80s, Kevin Keegan became Iron Man?

# ? Sep 29, 2013 14:21

Matlock: Sep 12, 2004; Childs Play Charity 2011 Total: $1755

Say Nothing posted:

As usual, I can't find the source.

Original work:

http://grim-realizations.tumblr.com/post/49468306898/debbil-says-hai

Source for the above photoshop:

http://pizzzatime.biz/post/54543851841

# ? Sep 29, 2013 14:32

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Matlock posted:

Original work:

http://grim-realizations.tumblr.com/post/49468306898/debbil-says-hai

Naw, Frank makes art by manipulating/redrawing vintage comicbook panels. He posts his source in a link here but the tumblr trail eventually leads to a dead link.

# ? Sep 29, 2013 16:16