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tetsman posted:He truly is. He's so lazy on the pitch, it's just baffling. He's an American with a job and a union. Why try?
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He's really poo poo. I honestly thought he would show something more eventually but holy gently caress he's just as bad as he was for Hull, that stint in Holland did gently caress all for him.
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Lot 49 posted:If he can't score next week when he's being marked by Ferdinand then there's no hope for him. On the other hand if he scores against Man Utd surely Moyes Must Walk
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Sep 29, 2013 18:20
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He had that one nice move where he drew a foul
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updated chart. also i took out the 10 useless spots that i accentendaly created cheers.
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Sep 29, 2013 18:22
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Someone tweet that chart at jozy
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Sep 29, 2013 18:26
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I can't tweet anything to jozy as I am blocked from him on twitter
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Sep 29, 2013 18:27
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What a terrible "footballer" Jozy is
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Carrier posted:What a terrible "footballer" Jozy is He was good in Holland
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vyelkin posted:The highlight of Jozy's match today was receiving a ball in acres of space and just falling over out of nowhere. We're gonna need a gif of that
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tbp posted:I can't tweet anything to jozy as I am blocked from him on twitter lol please remind us why he blocked you again.
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For an alternative viewpoint on young Josmer, I recommend checking out the threads on a certain US-based "big" "soccer" forum
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Monday Bandele posted:For an alternative viewpoint on young Josmer, I recommend checking out the threads on a certain US-based "big" "soccer" forum They think he's a piece of fat poo poo instead of a fat piece of poo poo?
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People here always make fun how Jozy has only scored one goal in his 33 Premier League appearances but you're forgetting that he also has provided one pass that led to a goal. So who's the fat donkey now?
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jyrka posted:People here always make fun how Jozy has only scored one goal in his 33 Premier League appearances but you're forgetting that he also has provided one pass that led to a goal. So who's the fat donkey now? Your mam
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Sep 29, 2013 20:07
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Sunderland scored today, was it Jozy who scored?
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Olewithmilk posted:Sunderland scored today, was it Jozy who scored? It was not Jozy.
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Sep 29, 2013 20:19
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Scott Bakula posted:Your mam Just a note but please refrain from posts like this in here, it's a serious thread about Jozy's goal scoring prowess and not pwm. Thanks.
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Gigi Galli posted:It was not Jozy. That's a shame, maybe next time big lad 
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Monday Bandele posted:For an alternative viewpoint on young Josmer, I recommend checking out the threads on a certain US-based "big" "soccer" forum Post some
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Sep 29, 2013 20:21
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Did Jozy actually score while at Hull I don't remember
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Sep 29, 2013 20:24
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I didn't get to watch the Sunderland match but I turned it on near the end and Jozy immediately received the ball, stumbled over it and lost it. I'm guessing this was not a blip in an otherwise sure-footed display.
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Scott Bakula posted:Did Jozy actually score while at Hull I don't remember Against Man City. 1 in 28.
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Sep 29, 2013 20:29
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I put Jozy down to score 8 goals... 8... 8...
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Monday Bandele posted:For an alternative viewpoint on young Josmer, I recommend checking out the threads on a certain US-based "big" "soccer" forum God drat, they have a 5 page long match day thread just living posting about Jozy. Nothing really funny, just stupid poo poo like quote:Btw, Jozy doing work up top has created a lot of room for his teammates. Exactly what you want from target striker. Keep defenders occupied. quote:He really looks like a player for long stretches, but for a number of reasons, he can't get on the board. quote:Jozy is good enough to start for a dozen Prem sides. Why did it have to be Sunderland. I'm still amazed they have GDT dedicated to various US players abroad.
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Hegav posted:God drat, they have a 5 page long match day thread just living posting about Jozy. Nothing really funny, just stupid poo poo like Which of the USMNT threads are these from?
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quote:When Jozy made the move to Sunderland, I was very disappointed. These first two games have confirmed my thoughts. Sunderland lacks attacking players that can provide decent service to a striker. When they go on the road, its also quite evident that they will bunker. I just didn't like the move for Altidore. He is going to get very little service at Sunderland, they don't play attractive football and they aren't a good team. They could theoretically get relegated, and it wouldn't surprise me. quote:Jozy definitely jumped the gun with his move. If he didn't have better offers, he should have waited. Sunderland is your typical kick and chase side in England. They are miserable to watch. I also stand by what I said when Jozy made the move to Sunderland. AZ Alkmaar of last year with Jozy and Maher is a better team than Sunderland of this year. Sunderland just has a much higher profile because of the league that they play in. quote:I said this when the transfer happened. He should have waited. This move could be disastrous for his career's momentum and confidence just when he finally started finding his game with the national team. I also stand by what I said when this move happened. He should have waited until after the World Cup which might have enabled him to make a move to a team that was at least truly mid-table. Sunderland was a relegation-fighting team that hoped to be mid-table table. I really hope I'm wrong about this team and his chances with this team and that he scores a dozen goals even if they get relegated. quote:With no reasonable offers on the table, Jozy should have stayed at AZ and focused on becoming top scorer and a better player. He was the focus of the team in a very attacking minded league. For him, that means lots of quality touches where he is frequently in a position to score goals. That could only sharpen his finishing moves. With some patience and hard work, he would have been in a better position after the World Cup to sign for a top club. Sunderland are not a top club. To be honest, Sunderland might even be worse than AZ Alkmaar. They are dreadful. quote:Really surprised his agent couldn't draw better interest for him from some German/French sides that were willing to put up 10 mil. for him after what he did at AZ especially considering his young age. But yeah a team like Kiev or CSKA Moscow would have been better then this - Sunderland is u-g-l-y right now. quote:i wouldnt say villa's midfield is much better than sunderlands, yet christian benteke scored quite a bit last year. i happen to think jozy is on par talent wise with benteke
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I don't understand how some fans can be that delusional, Jozy was a slow and lazy mess. Sure the rest of the team is crap, but his performance alone is enough to tell you that he is a bad player.
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quote:i happen to think jozy is on par talent wise with benteke This would be true if Benteke was still being poo poo at Mechelen.
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I liked near the end of the game, when someone managed to put in a good cross toward Jozy, who was in perfect position to score had he not fallen onto his rear end a second earlier
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Jozy could have had sharper finishing moves than Bret Hart's sharshooter had he stayed in the Dutch league. No point looking back now though.
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Where is Oliwan or whichever Dutch poster was insistent he's good and would score goals in the Premier League?
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Scott Bakula posted:Where is Oliwan or whichever Dutch poster was insistent he's good and would score goals in the Premier League? Probably sat in his windmill wearing his clogs and having an oranjeboom lol what an idiot
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i happen to think jozy is on par talent wise with benteke
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quote:Well Jozy played well against another very physical defense. Liverpool plays thuggery defense and he held up well. He was seen visibly yelling at players, Giaccherini and Larsson in particular. He has to get on the same page as Giaccherini, they are the only hope to save this season right now. edit: holy poo poo not related at all but quote:Can you imagine Bradley scoring the goal that clinches the scudetto? I can. Roma win a 90th minute penalty and Bradley rips the ball out of Totti's hands and shoves him out of the way. The look on his face says he won't be denied. "I've got this Francesco." Top corner. A legend is born. Your Weird Uncle fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Sep 29, 2013 |
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football fanfic brilliant
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