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Part of me really wants to pick apart, in detail, exactly what's wrong with every part of this. I feel like I'd benefit from it, at least. It's like the ultimate guide on how not to write. The "Why not?" explaining Chapter Zero alone has me bewildered. Does Major Tom plan on ever going back and revising at some point?
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Keromaru5 posted:Part of me really wants to pick apart, in detail, exactly what's wrong with every part of this. I feel like I'd benefit from it, at least. It's like the ultimate guide on how not to write. The "Why not?" explaining Chapter Zero alone has me bewildered. Civilian Tom petered out on his big ball of anti-art when Tropers started mocking him for writing on Endless Bore's Trope Page more than he worked on the actual text. I think at some point they even told him he was doing the whole dark gritty edge hard sci-fi poo poo with the math skills of a drunk first grader. He didn't take it well so he took his Dryerball and went home. I would put money on Tom wishing he wrote The Crow. But in his version the line is, "It can't rain all the time. Because the shadow proves the light. Inevitably at some point the clouds must break and the dawn will shine through. So don't be sad. Because soon the clouds will clear. Then it will be a time for joy."
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 08:24 |
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I really wish there was more Endless Conflict to read, because it's so awful. I was disappointed to see that it appears TV Tropes has taken TV Tropes: The TV Show down from their wiki. That was a fun go-nowhere project in which tropers decided to And by probably, I mean most definitely. This was probably the only work they did on this idea, fleshing out who wants to bone who and why. Oh, they also know how each character will fight other characters. Remember, this is for an anime. Their anime needs DPSers and Tanks for some reason. Also one of them is half Pokémon. In typical troper fashion, there were plenty of people willing to write or provide voices for the show, but they couldn't find any animators who would work for free, and the separate subforum they had for it locked up and went away. Probably because we made fun of them. I think it was Ambiguatron who said it in the last thread, that tropers don't actually want to write, they want to make comic books and anime shows, but they can't do any of those things, so they "write" because they think it's the easiest part. All they think you need is a word processor, or even a pen and a piece of paper to write (JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter on a napkin, as the story goes!) but they forget that you actually have to work hard at writing and read lots and actually loving write instead of just "world building" all the drat time.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 11:52 |
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CoolZidane posted:A wise man once said "All things must pass", which means that all things which occur must inevitably pass. Eventually, this thing will pass as all things must. Because after all, all things must pass. Asgerd posted:You need a few more "supposedly"s in there. For every thing passes in time, even supposedly this one, maybe, I think. "Every war ends in time, even supposedly this one." Edit: Hahaha, the trope page even claims that Endless Conflict is "notable" for its "deconstruction of the space marine genre". Wheat Loaf fucked around with this message at 12:18 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Didn't Major Tom write most of his own trope page?
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 12:24 |
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I forget, was Major Tom also the fascist who really, really wanted to bomb Iran, and talked about how he much he wanted to beat up trans people?
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 13:17 |
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made of bees posted:I forget, was Major Tom also the fascist who really, really wanted to bomb Iran, and talked about how he much he wanted to beat up trans people? All I remember was that he was a washout who really loving hated China, unironically suggested that Russia would build a train to Alaska and use it to invade America, and that he wanted to gently caress Cirno from Touhou or something
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 13:34 |
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I love Major Tom's big selling point, right there in the title. "How can you describe the event that drives the entirety of your plot?" "Crushingly interminable."
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 13:50 |
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Metal Loaf posted:"Every war ends in time, even supposedly this one."
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 14:23 |
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Fuego Fish posted:I could tear into this with critique, but "show don't tell, you incompetent shitstain" would cover most of the problems. "Stop it at once," would also work.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 14:32 |
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Keromaru5 posted:For something to be "notable," doesn't someone have to, you know, write it? fixed
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 14:38 |
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Out of curiosity, I went and checked Mr. Tom's profile, and noticed this:quote:Is currently writing Endless Conflict, the trope page to which was just re-written from the So Bad, It's Horrible amatuerish mess it was into something a lot more professional and tropey looking. I see what you guys mean now.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 14:41 |
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"A lot more professional and tropey looking." Besides the fact that these two descriptors seem to be completely at odds with each other, how terrible is the phrase "tropey looking"? Sounds like some kind of Civil War era horse disease, like some prospector-bearded old timer is diagnosing his favourite nag as "lookin' a little tropey around the mouth". Is there no part of writing that tropers can't sully?
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 14:45 |
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You know, I think a piece of fiction written in the form of an encyclopedia article about something that doesn't exist might turn out to be kinda fun. Sorta like The Areas of My Expertise. Just, not if it's written by tropers.
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made of bees posted:You know, I think a piece of fiction written in the form of an encyclopedia article about something that doesn't exist might turn out to be kinda fun. Sorta like The Areas of My Expertise. Just, not if it's written by tropers.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 15:50 |
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:All I remember was that he was a washout who really loving hated China, unironically suggested that Russia would build a train to Alaska and use it to invade America, and that he wanted to gently caress Cirno from Touhou or something Major Tom might just be the worst troper. Certainly he is peak TV Tropes.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 16:49 |
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made of bees posted:I forget, was Major Tom also the fascist who really, really wanted to bomb Iran, and talked about how he much he wanted to beat up trans people? I think that was Barkey? It's a little hard to tell tropers apart sometimes. I also remember someone repeatedly turned Major Tom's page into a Space Oddity edit. The page is now locked so only he can edit it.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 17:30 |
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Flesnolk posted:I think that was Barkey? It's a little hard to tell tropers apart sometimes. Oh yeah, it could be either one of those, or I could be conflating them. Tom just seemed like the kind of armchair strategist who'd think invading Iran would be a quick and painless affair. quote:I also remember someone repeatedly turned Major Tom's page into a Space Oddity edit. The page is now locked so only he can edit it. Now that I think about it, I'm surprised it was only one person. I know I'd probably do that if I could.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 17:49 |
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Does anyone remember a person named Blitzwing, or something? I could have sworn he was a troper who got banned for something a couple years back. The last TVT thread imploded before I registered here, but I lurked. Anyways, a few months after it was gone, I was in a discussion on the Escapist forums regarding TvTropes and I made a comment on how they are loving terrible. In comes a guy with the username Blitzwing fervently defending the website and accusing me of being an SA goon. At Beyond the Lampshade, the banned user list also mentioned someone named Blitzwing a couple times. Who is this guy? My memory is failing me.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 18:36 |
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My favorite Troper would have to be Jabrosky. I love how everything he writes is specifically tailored to his fetish. Oh wait, sorry, I mean "Author Appeal".
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 20:56 |
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Leofish posted:I think it was Ambiguatron who said it in the last thread, that tropers don't actually want to write, they want to make comic books and anime shows, but they can't do any of those things, so they "write" because they think it's the easiest part. All they think you need is a word processor, or even a pen and a piece of paper to write (JK Rowling wrote Harry Potter on a napkin, as the story goes!) but they forget that you actually have to work hard at writing and read lots and actually loving write instead of just "world building" all the drat time.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 21:23 |
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Sham bam bamina! posted:Am I the only one here who actually wants Major Tom to finish his magnum opus? I want Endless Conflict to be a complete, fully-formed work among such titans as Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate and Maradonia and the Seven Bridges. Maybe the guy'll even vanity-publish it so I can have a copy of my own on my bookshelf. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. If Major Tom ever publishes I'll be there, waiting to read. quote:Shinji and Warhammer 40k chat E: an actual link to the hugeass list Namtab fucked around with this message at 21:56 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Namtab posted:It's a fanfic tropers like, but it's not a troperfic Fan Fic: Shinji and Warhammer 40K posted:Conversational Troping - Characters use terms like Artistic License - Biology, Badass Normal, Authority (Not Necessarily) Equaling Asskicking, or Impossibly Cool Clothes in what are admitted shout-outs to TV Tropes. Anyone who puts phrases like "Artistic License - Biology" into their characters' mouths is absolutely a troper. e: vvvv Oh, I see. They must have used a tool to automatically change every instance of the name. The fact that this must have happened years ago and nobody ever noticed that that entry made no sense says a lot about how useful these giant lists of things that happened are. Lottery of Babylon fucked around with this message at 22:16 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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That was a rename, the trope used to be You Fail Biology Forever. Now why they didn't just keep that name for that specific example to make it not sound even dumber, I don't know. Tropers are worthless people.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 22:11 |
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DaveWoo posted:My favorite Troper would have to be Jabrosky. I love how everything he writes is specifically tailored to his fetish. Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Fan Fic: Doctor Huh posted:Describe Doctor Huh?! here. e: I dunno, sounds pretty awesome to me. Lottery of Babylon fucked around with this message at 22:50 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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You should probably put that in quotetags and add some kind of opinion on it. Heres my opinion "It sounds poo poo" E: Opinion revised to "It sounds poo poo, glad it was just a page for a dude's idea" Namtab fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Lottery of Babylon posted:e: I dunno, sounds pretty awesome to me. More like Doctor WHY?
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DStecks posted:For a second I parsed that as "juggalo story" and I nearly shat my pants with terror. I think we need more fanfic with juggalo poo poo shoehorned into it. At the very least, they're my favorite "bottom of the barrel" subcultures.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 22:53 |
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Mabaka: Magic is for Idiots!The trope page posted:Mabaka! Magic is for Idiots! is a Web Serial Novel written by veteran Fan Fiction writer, Half Demon Cali, and is her first and major original work. It was first published on September 15th, 2009 on deviantART, and then on Fiction Press two months later, on November 8th. As of chapter 8-2, updates are only posted on Fiction Press. (The Magic for Idiots was the beta title.) E: Actually I'll soldier on. quote:and her boyfriend Daisuke is about the only normal character in the entire series so far. If it weren't for them, however, her life would be extremely and utterly dull, since she only thing she really does in her spare time is her chores. So basically, a typical female human Tsundere protagonist. quote:Then a wizard from another dimension crash lands in her yard and everything goes to hell. quote:Between space and time, there's a dimensional transport system called the Hakobuttori. It's commonly used by beings who don't have the ability to traverse between worlds at their will. Rokuro accidentally got himself caught in it, and since he doesn't have enough magic to get himself back home, he's now stuck living with Akemi and her father, Shigeru. For a year. While they try to keep him a secret. quote:As the chapters progress on, a fairly large and colorful cast is assembled, and each with their own unique quirks to add to the fun. Character development really starts once all the introductions are done, and the amounts of Ship Tease between Akemi and Rokuro are taken to insane amounts for two people who are supposed to have platonic relationship. Tropes include posted:There's loving tons of tropes so I'm just gonna cherrypick all the stupid ones, I'll also comment on each in bold cause it's quicker than opening and closing quote tags And it goes on... E2: BONUS! Half Demon Cali's trope page quote:In short, a bastard techno-freak with a Hair-Trigger Temper and a colorful vocabulary. Namtab fucked around with this message at 23:18 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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""""Original"""" fiction.
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 23:17 |
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Things half demon cali hatesquote:-Idiots. Holy crap. No. I am surrounded by about 1,600 of these every day in school, I don't need any other nuisances bothering me when I just want to be left the gently caress alone.
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Namtab posted:Things half demon cali hates "I hate idiots! Now let me tell literally anyone reading this, including law enforcement, about that one time I tried to poison someone to death" (I'm assuming that actually she's just intensely antisocial but most of the poo poo posted is dumb power fantasies and she's actually super passive, or it's someone who's nothing like this posting as a character. Even so...)
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# ? Oct 3, 2013 23:51 |
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Namtab posted:
Ignoring the obvious crazy because I'm assuming she's making poo poo up to seem edgy and dangerous, here's a loving mystery for the ages.
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:Ignoring the obvious crazy because I'm assuming she's making poo poo up to seem edgy and dangerous, here's a loving mystery for the ages. She's so bravely asexual that the mere existence of sexual attractions is an enigma to her. Best Asexual Ever.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 01:12 |
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The 1000 Ways Ways To Die page posted:Unfortunate Things Said Outright: The story of the Neanderthal who killed himself from smoke inhalation after creating fire to spite his cave girl who spent her days sitting around, thinking of things to complain about to her husband. While that stereotype is true to a point, the show writers could have shown some restraint and not outright say that. This loving website.
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WickedHate posted:
Aw yes, the famous "Suicidal Caveman" stereotype.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 02:29 |
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I went to the Endless Conflict page, and I know I shouldn't have. I guess there's consolation in knowing that 90% of the people in Endless Conflict won't suffer for very long. Unless they're Anzan, I guess.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 02:45 |
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Woah, a work of fiction where unnamed characters die. Truly Major Tom is an innovator.
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Namtab posted:She sounds like a high school girl, probably in the drama club, trying to figure out what makes people interesting. Give her time, she'll either dial it way down or graduate to a tumblr superstar.
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