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general chaos posted:Well, after about a week and one reset I finally got every achievement. I'm done with the game, right guys? But your new cps will be sky-high! Well, even sky-higher than it is now. I wonder if there are any limits on anything where the game just breaks down and "ends" like the error screen in Pac-Man \/\/\/EDIT\/\/\/ Are we sure this "Orteil" character isn't a PhD psychology candidate doing his thesis on internet nerds? Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 21:07 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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This game has broken my mind. I'm basicly sleeping worse and seeing nightmares of not clicking that friggin' cookie. Funny thing is; I thought I got free. Wasn't playing for couple weeks and came here to post that... then i clicked the cookie just for fun and saw all the updates and here I go again.
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So, I was refreshing my main game window trying to see if I could get my save exported to the beta (I couldn't) but then this happened, and I'm not really sure how- I don't even know what that number represents. Cookiemonster says that if I reset I could get 12.172 Sp chips  e: also cookiemonster parses my total cookies as 427.000 Dc AndroidHub fucked around with this message at 21:22 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Oct 3, 2013 21:20
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It looks like the game gave you a golden cookie chain of length 61 for some reason. If you don't have an exported save to revert to you'll probably have to cheat it back to something sane or you'll be stuck at meaninglessly huge numbers forever.
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Oct 3, 2013 21:24
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AndroidHub posted:So, I was refreshing my main game window trying to see if I could get my save exported to the beta (I couldn't) but then this happened, and I'm not really sure how- Ha ha ha 7.4074..... x 10^61 cookies, jesus I think something snapped there. EDIT: That is 74000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 cookies. Monkey Fracas fucked around with this message at 21:32 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Oct 3, 2013 21:25
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You might be able to afford 200 condensers.
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Oct 3, 2013 21:29
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Yeah, I got 200, and my number didn't even change from 470.000 Dc. I think I am going to try soft resetting and seeing how stupid the chips make it, then I'm gonna go from there. I'm definitely gonna keep the save because I want to see what happens when you have a girlscout with 1000 factories once the dungeons are in the main game.
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Oct 3, 2013 21:34
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Just keep buying condensers and see how many you an afford before you reset.
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Oct 3, 2013 21:35
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yeah, I'm gonna import the save from before the reset, but- e: 
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Oct 3, 2013 21:38
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There needs to be SOME kind of challenge or it's just no fun. I do love the one cursor giving sextillions of cps though.
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Oct 3, 2013 21:49
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Eldercain posted:There needs to be SOME kind of challenge or it's just no fun. I do love the one cursor giving sextillions of cps though.
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Oct 3, 2013 22:18
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Feeble posted:No one cares about challenge, the only thing anyone cares about is cookies, specifically getting more of them. Before you know it you're doing... unspeakable things for that next hit of sweet sweet increased cps.
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Oct 3, 2013 22:20
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Monkey Fracas posted:Before you know it you're doing... unspeakable things for that next hit of sweet sweet increased cps. But everyone knows that cheated cookies taste awful, and that glitched cookies are probably completely devoid of flavor at best.
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Oct 3, 2013 22:23
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I just got 70+ QUADRILLION cookies from a cookie chain. I only had like 30 quadriollion banked
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Oct 3, 2013 22:25
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Monkey Fracas posted:Before you know it you're doing... unspeakable things for that next hit of sweet sweet increased cps. Edit: holy poo poo shipments give +100 CPS?! I need more of them, I need more of them NOW! Edit 2: Monkey Fracas posted:Are we sure this "Orteil" character isn't a PhD psychology candidate doing his thesis on internet nerds? InequalityGodzilla fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Oct 3, 2013 |
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Oct 3, 2013 22:45
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Feeble posted:Dude, I just started playing this like 25 minutes ago and I can already tell I won't be studying for the test I have tomorrow as much as I should be. Imma be cooking clickies like a motherfucker. I got 235.8 cookies per second and IT'S NOT ENOUGH! I NEED AT LEAST 1,000,000 cookies per second and nothing else will satisfy me! And when I get to 1,000,000 I know I'll then need to get 1,000,000,000 per second and so on and so on. 100 cps? Oh, so naive. 
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Oct 3, 2013 22:50
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Hey man, I'm a rookie clicker cut me some slack. Also, finally bought enough cursors to completely outline the cookie. I realize that I could have spent those cookies on far more efficent things but having it completely surrounded just feels right. Like sperm surround an egg, signaling imminent birth of an obsession...
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Oct 3, 2013 22:52
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I just realized, the golden grandmas? Read the description. They don't bake cookies. They get turned into cookies. 
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Oct 3, 2013 22:56
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Feeble posted:Hey man, I'm a rookie clicker cut me some slack. Actually cursors are really effcient. Cursors, Grandmas, Farms, and Portals are the most efficient buildings.
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Oct 3, 2013 22:58
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I can't export my save?! I'm on a public computer and it won't let me export my save! WHY THE gently caress WILL IT NOT LET ME EXPORT MY SAVE GOD drat YOU LIBRARY COMPUTERS!
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Oct 3, 2013 22:59
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^^I think you need cookie monster. Go find the script real fast and paste it into your url.AnonSpore posted:I just realized, the golden grandmas? Read the description. They don't bake cookies. They get turned into cookies. It's pretty efficient, really. And you probably don't care what happens to them anyways. We know you sold them <  >
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Oct 3, 2013 23:00
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The new little tooltip descriptions of all of the grandma variants and everything else are kind of amusing and add some flavor to the game.
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Oct 3, 2013 23:03
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WhitemageofDOOM posted:Actually cursors are really effcient. Farms? Farms are probably the single most worthless building. I have 150 of them for a grand total of 3k Cps. Cursors, Grandmas, and everything from portals on are what you need. Everything else is simple cursor support.
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ViggyNash posted:Farms? Farms are probably the single most worthless building. I have 150 of them for a grand total of 3k Cps. Cursors, Grandmas, and everything from portals on are what you need. Everything else is simple cursor support. And yet Orteil supposedly unnerfed them because people were bitching about how useless farms were.
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Oct 4, 2013 00:30
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ViggyNash posted:Farms? Farms are probably the single most worthless building. I have 150 of them for a grand total of 3k Cps. Cursors, Grandmas, and everything from portals on are what you need. Everything else is simple cursor support. Farms are good because they usually end up being the cheapest building (because they're worthless), and then you get the cursor upgrade that gives each cursor +100 CpS for each building you own, and suddenly they become amazing. Of course, they still show as having low CpS, because that big increase shows up under cursors instead of farms.
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EDIT: pretty much beaten by everyone Farms did indeed receive a buff with the latest update. Along with their shiny new upgrade and an increase in their base production, they now have a CpS of 80 instead of 20 (before multipliers). Of course their most useful role is still in being a (relatively) cheap way to boost all your cursors. PS: Viggy you need to refresh to get the latest update if your farms are still 20 CpS on their own. You should be getting 12k CpS from them, not 3k. Ramengank fucked around with this message at 00:40 on Oct 4, 2013 |
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ViggyNash posted:Farms? Farms are probably the single most worthless building. I have 150 of them for a grand total of 3k Cps. Cursors, Grandmas, and everything from portals on are what you need. Everything else is simple cursor support. Farms have a really amazing Cost to CPS ratio and are cheap as dirt to support cursors. That are amazingly efficient even if they aren't super productive.
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:Farms are good because they usually end up being the cheapest building (because they're worthless), and then you get the cursor upgrade that gives each cursor +100 CpS for each building you own, and suddenly they become amazing. 200 farms producing 16,000 cps, so 80 CPS each. Now, factor in all of my cursor upgrades and my 200 farms are actually producing 4.5m CPS each. So yeah that's p intense. But then that means that all of my portals are producing 4.5m extra as well and it becomes kind of moot. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 4, 2013 00:37
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My farms are within 85% of my factories/mines/shipments/labs in output so I don't really see the problem.
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AnonSpore posted:My farms are within 85% of my factories/mines/shipments/labs in output so I don't really see the problem. People are going to bitch because they can about anything.
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Oct 4, 2013 00:45
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Just broke 1 Quintillion cookies all-time. Can't stop though, cookies might eat me.
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Oct 4, 2013 01:15
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Man you could just do a hard reset and this game would feel exactly the same, aside from a bit of endgame Golden Cookie stuff. As long as that cps keeps going up at a rate relative to your current cps it all feels good.
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I think it's also worth saying especially early farms are really really good at getting you off the ground, especially now. They're no longer outclassed by mines from the word go.
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Oct 4, 2013 03:12
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Finally got Quintillion Fingers. Now I can go back to ignoring it.
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Oct 4, 2013 03:26
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M3wThr33 posted:Finally got Quintillion Fingers. Now I can go back to ignoring it. There's one more
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Oct 4, 2013 03:39
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Oct 4, 2013 04:20
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I wanted to reset and get an even 750 chips but I got a lucky cookie and it overshot it to 752 
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Oct 4, 2013 04:36
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Wet Biscuit McGlee posted:I wanted to reset and get an even 750 chips but I got a lucky cookie and it overshot it to 752 I tried to do that for 3333 last night but found I'd already overshot it when I did the math.  (And then I missed trying to hit 3750.)
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Oct 4, 2013 04:39
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edit: Nevermind I'm an idiot.
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http://www.polygon.com/2013/9/30/4786780/the-cult-of-the-cookie-clicker-when-is-a-game-not-a-game
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