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As an instructor of a logic class, and seemingly perpetually unlaid, let me say that this is obviously fiction. In actuality, saying that you're super good at blow jobs would probably be the way to go. edit: also Trinketjuice is a spy sent by the opposing nation and will use this opportunity to assassinate the president. War is inevitable. double edit: and saying that two women will relieve stress twice as good is a compositional fallacy. Sizone fucked around with this message at 13:50 on Aug 14, 2013 |
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"Mr. President, I'm fully aware that you might be heterosexual, but our country deserves nothing less than a President who is relaxed and calm after having received only the very best blowjobs available. I have several certificates from leading authorities declaring this man's blowjobs to be the finest in the Western world. I'm afraid America demands this of you, Mr. President."
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Whybird posted:"Mr. President, I'm fully aware that you might be heterosexual, but our country deserves nothing less than a President who is relaxed and calm after having received only the very best blowjobs available. I have several certificates from leading authorities declaring this man's blowjobs to be the finest in the Western world. I'm afraid America demands this of you, Mr. President." You mean this man? America wouldn't be ready for him! (  it's Oglaf)
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Next: Athena and Ben try to escape her ear before she and the president do it.
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Sindai posted:Next: Athena and Ben try to escape her ear before she and the president do it. Surprise! Ears are integral to doin' it! Where do you think she got the ear parasite?
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 And now things get interesting.Oh, and Monday's comic was apparently in two parts. I'm guessing he just meant that if you saw it only on the main page, you wouldn't see all of it. Since it didn't get linked, some of you might have missed it. (I know I did before Thorsby put the notes on the main page) Wednesday was already linked, though.
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Aug 16, 2013 17:08
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Hey, don't blame the translator. She's only reading it.
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Aug 19, 2013 12:51
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Begun, the Thorsbyness has.
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Aug 19, 2013 13:03
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A president who would bring his mistress to his bedroom could not possibly be a good president. He deserves his fate for not insisting on a blow job in whatever the equivalent of the oval office is.
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Aug 19, 2013 13:14
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It begins  edit: Link to comic
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Aug 19, 2013 19:40
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There are some great lines in today's comic.
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Aug 21, 2013 21:25
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This is ramping up to some peak-Thorsby.
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Looks like we're okay so far. Just so long as Trinketjuice is smart enough to stay out of any cupboards we're probably home free.
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Aug 23, 2013 09:55
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The update we're talking about.
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It feels so slow when you're waiting for each update, that it almost ruins the comedy. This will read 10x better once this arc is done, I foresee another "Lies, Sisters and Wives" or "Passion, Lies and Fungus".
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Aug 23, 2013 16:05
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God drat Lumbercoin is ripped
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Aug 26, 2013 17:11
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Welp, nuclear war coming in...
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Thorsby mode engaged, full steam ahead! I wonder just how tangled the web of lie will be. There's only two usurped identities to conciliate for now...
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I'm not very far in at all, but am I right in assuming that the world Maythorn and Lostclock are from is either vaguely or literally Lovecraftian? One of them says "thank Dagon!" at one point. I know he's also a real ancient god, but I've never seen a Dagon reference that wasn't meant to refer to Lovecraft's ideas.
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weavernaut posted:I'm not very far in at all, but am I right in assuming that the world Maythorn and Lostclock are from is either vaguely or literally Lovecraftian? One of them says "thank Dagon!" at one point. I know he's also a real ancient god, but I've never seen a Dagon reference that wasn't meant to refer to Lovecraft's ideas. The only thing I can safely tell you is: "Keep reading."
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No, Mr. President, don't split up! That almost never works! 
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Well, the translator/decorator confusion was kinda lame but now the misunderstandings are finally being setup to reach critical mass.
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This is gonna end with the Ambassador murdering everyone anyway.
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10/4/13 comic The first half is pretty reasonable, saying inoffensive nonsense and then bowing out quickly, but I see nothing good coming of their decision at the end.
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This is my first time exposed to these comics. I'm starting with the Space Spy because I sure love aliens. The art style is something similar to our highschool's comic section in the monthly student magazines. I'm tempted to stop but I'm going to follow the OP's advice, because if SA taught me anything, it's that the coolest things tend to have rough edges.
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Avocados posted:This is my first time exposed to these comics. I'm starting with the Space Spy because I sure love aliens. The art style is something similar to our highschool's comic section in the monthly student magazines. I'm tempted to stop but I'm going to follow the OP's advice, because if SA taught me anything, it's that the coolest things tend to have rough edges. Go back and read all of Hitmen for Destiny. The art is a bit worse (although it grows on you), but I like it better overall than Accidental Space Spy. It also has plenty of alien life too, just not in outer space.
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Welp. At least nukes won't be involved this way.
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"Your elastic mother smells like dentist intercourse." I need to add this to my everyday vocabulary.
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H2Omelon posted:"Your elastic mother smells like dentist intercourse." Empty quote this. You know, I was kind of put off these last few strips, as I was finding it weird that they were doing all of these shenanigans without considering the obtuse social protocol used for everything in their society, but looks like things are picking up now!
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Well, stopping them from having a war with themselves and instead having them have a war against another species is certainly one way to stop them from blowing themselves up. Might also be a good way to get all of humanity wiped out but hey, those babies were pretty cute.
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ZearothK posted:You know, I was kind of put off these last few strips, as I was finding it weird that they were doing all of these shenanigans without considering the obtuse social protocol used for everything in their society, but looks like things are picking up now! They're behind closed doors at the very top level of society. Having gotten up there, there's no more need for social tests. Or course, there's other ways to get bumped back down a notch.
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"Stern talking to," eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
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"I can't see what's happening, are we boned?"
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I'm digging that painting in the first panel.
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Buzkashi posted:"I can't see what's happening, are we boned?" Well, looks like somebody is.
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Small wonder they have such a conservative and restrained society, can't be a coincidence that they can be so easily talked into sex.
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Jedi Knight Luigi posted:"Stern talking to," eh? Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Certainly seems so!
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Jeez, everyone is just poppin space boners all over the place now.
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