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Chas McGill
Oct 29, 2010

loves Fat Philippe
I love how Cruyff switched to chupa chups when he was a manager:

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Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story

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Aug 31, 2004


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Wilshere implying that smoking is fine because Zidane smoked is ludicrous. Zidane will go down as one of the greatest ever while Wilshere's claim to fam is... nothing.

real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you

sircozzie posted:

Piers Morgan tweeted Wilshere this morning warning him he'll never be as good as Maradona unless he stops smoking. (he genuinely phrased it "final warning")

The man's loving moron.
Wait, wait, wait that's what put you over the edge of Piers Morgan is a loving idiotic oval office? Cause good lord he should've been miles over that line by now.

To contribute:








Giroud can now punch you

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng

hopefully he just left that yo sushi and it all balances out

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

hopefully he just left that yo sushi and it all balances out



Berbatov's play doesn't actually involve running though.

He's also infinitely cooler than that angry short arse.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
goes without saying

Knoddus
Oct 30, 2007
Born in a crossfire hurricane
I like that Cazorla decided to cover for Podolski not giving the thumbs up.

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


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real_scud posted:

Giroud can now punch you

Didn't know they played this game outside of California

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
I like how those arsenal players are all together, in that picture, haha.

"drat good picture" - something you might hear me say, in reference to that picture, of arsenal players, sitting around, not doing much.

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
post a pic tho m8

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Why is Giroud doing the rear end in a top hat sign? What does it mean in France/England?

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Feb 29, 2012


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Polidoro posted:

Why is Giroud doing the rear end in a top hat sign? What does it mean in France/England?

Doing the OK sign below the waist means if someone makes eye contact with it you can punch them, its cool and good to play.

Polidoro
Jan 5, 2011


Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!
In my part of the world that is an rear end in a top hat and can be used to call someone gay or say they are scared.

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B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

post a pic tho m8



David looks like his face was photoshopped on there.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

vaginal culture posted:

Didn't know they played this game outside of California

It's a thing in France though I've only seen morons do it.

B.B. Rodriguez
Aug 8, 2005

Bender: "I was God once." God: "Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died."

Kurtofan posted:

It's a thing in France though I've only seen morons do it.

Pretty much what happens here in California. You have to be about 14-17 years old, white, and a male. So, you know, a moron.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Soup and a Sandwich posted:

post a pic tho m8



This appears to be an old pic as Davey Beckman has full sleeve tattoos these days.

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
Read some posts about Greenland in another thread and found some pics of their first FIFA regulation pitch:





They apparently have the choice to join either CONCACAF or UEFA once they get their poo poo together.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

If that's truly their official pitch it's drat tiny. Also lined for short-sided matches.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

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I'll post my pic from the CONCACAF Greenland discussion as well.

While obviously not eligible for international play it is pretty sweet and you can't beat those stands.

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Vinestalk posted:

Read some posts about Greenland in another thread and found some pics of their first FIFA regulation pitch:





They apparently have the choice to join either CONCACAF or UEFA once they get their poo poo together.

This is really lovely. Which reminds me, some pictures from the Hanga Roa stadium in Easter Island.



the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

Seltzer posted:

I'll post my pic from the CONCACAF Greenland discussion as well.

While obviously not eligible for international play it is pretty sweet and you can't beat those stands.

which is the stadium in argentina(?) where one stand is a huge rock and the fans have carved seats into it, it was in WSC not long ago

Vinestalk
Jul 2, 2011
I'm liking that Easter Island pitch, tetsman. That would be amazing to play on.

Shrapnac posted:

If that's truly their official pitch it's drat tiny. Also lined for short-sided matches.

I think the perspective and the absence of an actual stadium or stands around the pitch give the illusion of a small playing field. But it probably is the bare minimum 100m x 64m.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

the sex ghost posted:

which is the stadium in argentina(?) where one stand is a huge rock and the fans have carved seats into it, it was in WSC not long ago

Braga's stadium has a big bit of rock dunno if thats the one you mean

Starsnostars
Jan 17, 2009

The Master of Magnetism

I wonder how many times that statue has been hit by a ball.

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Aug 31, 2004


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blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Pitches surrounded by beautiful landscapes? Check out this Faroese pitch:



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Feb 29, 2012


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This is supposedly the highest pitch in Europe, Gspon Switzerland

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

vaginal culture posted:



This is supposedly the highest pitch in Europe, Gspon Switzerland

This is really cool.

Still B.A.E
Mar 24, 2012

blue footed boobie posted:

Pitches surrounded by beautiful landscapes? Check out this Faroese pitch:





Imagine how many balls get lost (at least temporarily) in water per match there.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

vaginal culture posted:



This is supposedly the highest pitch in Europe, Gspon Switzerland
Just don't hoof it over the fence.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

vaginal culture posted:



This is supposedly the highest pitch in Europe, Gspon Switzerland

The highest pitch in the world is in Jamaica

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

Carrier posted:

I like how those arsenal players are all together, in that picture, haha.

"drat good picture" - something you might hear me say, in reference to that picture, of arsenal players, sitting around, not doing much.

Same, unironically

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Genoa and Sampdoria's stadium the Marassi is pretty cool.



This is a good page of a terrible thread.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Archie Leitch facades and two-tiered balustrade stands, phwoar



Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

blue footed boobie posted:

Pitches surrounded by beautiful landscapes? Check out this Faroese pitch:





Daft little ground, silly game, gently caress off.

FullLeatherJacket
Dec 30, 2004

Chiunque puņ essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

vaginal culture posted:



This is supposedly the highest pitch in Europe, Gspon Switzerland

I challenge all of you to a match here.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me



Aside from the 1920s script, this would fit in any 21st century architecture website without anyone blinking an eye.

Archie owns.

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

mynameisjohn posted:

Genoa and Sampdoria's stadium the Marassi is pretty cool.



This is a good page of a terrible thread.

This isn't even the best view in my opinion, the Mediterranean is on the side the picture was taken from. I guess so is the industrial part of the port, but still.

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