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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i used to think that djs and electronic musicians weren't really musicians cause they were just mixing other people's music back and forth / doing it all piece by piece on a computer instead of playing it live. then i worked for a company that makes dj turntables and mixers and poo poo, and found some really good electronic musicians, and grew up and quit being a huge idiot about things i didn't understand (mostly)

shaggar, on the other hand,

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Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
yeah studio equipment is pretty useful for making the stuff, but when u actually play it live its just the recording of what u did in the studio

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Aleksei Vasiliev posted:


File:Wikipe-tan fansub.png

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

:fap:

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

that's some vintage shaggaring right there

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
someone should put shaggar on wikipedia














so we could correct him

FrozenVent fucked around with this message at 13:04 on Oct 4, 2013

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
Curse of Ham[edit]
Further information: Curse of Ham

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

A Pinball Wizard posted:

Vaginal

Teens have been known to use vodka-soaked tampons to get drunk.[11]


lol ok

this is probably based on those fake tampon packages that store liquor shots

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
read a report somewhere of that actually being tried and not only does it not get you drunk but it also hurts like hell

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

haveblue posted:

read a report

suuuure you did. yup, you "read" a "report" :rolleye:

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
idk seems p. obvious to me that sticking 40% alcohol up your cootchie would likely burn like hell, and I don't even own a vagina

source: heard a guy put Listerine on his dilz once

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

FrozenVent posted:

idk seems p. obvious to me that sticking 40% alcohol up your cootchie would likely burn like hell, and I don't even own a vagina
yeah but i heard about this thing called buttchugging?? and i think a vagina might owrk the same way?

EMILY BLUNTS
Jan 1, 2005

is it just weird gay guys that think butts are less gross than vaginas or is this some more widespread thing

Yodzilla
Apr 29, 2005

Now who looks even dumber?

Beef Witch
in my personal experience, yes and not just the weird ones

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

FrozenVent posted:

idk seems p. obvious to me that sticking 40% alcohol up your cootchie would likely burn like hell, and I don't even own a vagina

source: heard a guy put Listerine on his dilz once

listerine on the dilz doesnt actually hurt because its not powerful enough

tigerbalm though

oh dear

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
idk I hit myself in the crotch with a shot of deodorant spray once and I didn't enjoy the experience.

also don't use rub a-535 on your thighs and go to bed naked right after that is a bad idea

Adult Sword Owner
Jun 19, 2011

u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

FrozenVent posted:

idk I hit myself in the crotch with a shot of deodorant spray once and I didn't enjoy the experience.

also don't use rub a-535 on your thighs and go to bed naked right after that is a bad idea

that poo poo doesnt actually do anything positive for real pain hth

probably gave you a wicked boner tho

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

if you are preparing hot peppers in the kitchen, wash your hands thoroughly before using the restroom

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice
the "vodka soaked tampons" thing has been an urban legend for decades, i was just lollin at wikipedophiles reporting it as fact because a random local tv station reported it as TOTALLY TRUE NOT A MYTH GUYS

like by that standard jenkem is a thing

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lutha Mahtin posted:

if you are preparing hot peppers in the kitchen, wash your hands thoroughly before using the restroom

or dont, if you actually want a bit of excitement in your otherwise dull husk of a life

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A Pinball Wizard posted:

the "vodka soaked tampons" thing has been an urban legend for decades, i was just lollin at wikipedophiles reporting it as fact because a random local tv station reported it as TOTALLY TRUE NOT A MYTH GUYS

like by that standard jenkem is a thing

yeah

i remember a friend coming back from america and talkin bout how they put them in their butt and i was like what and he was like no they really do it over there

sure

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lutha Mahtin posted:

if you are preparing hot peppers in the kitchen, wash your hands thoroughly before using the restroom

or you can just have an intact penis

natural pepper shield right on there from birth yo

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Carthag posted:

or you can just have an intact penis

natural pepper shield right on there from birth yo

yeah don't get me wrong I love my little bit of unamerican skin but it's not that useful for defending your penis against chemical attacks

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



FrozenVent posted:

yeah don't get me wrong I love my little bit of unamerican skin but it's not that useful for defending your penis against chemical attacks

huh works pretty good for me

i mean its not like i rub my pepperfingers all over it but i havent ever experienced a problem and i cut peppers all day long if you know what i mean

TjyvTompa
Jun 1, 2001

im gay

EMILY BLUNTS posted:

is it just weird gay guys that think butts are less gross than vaginas or is this some more widespread thing

its because gay people are pretty anal (hehehehehe) about keeping their butt clean when they know they are going to have sex, vaginas on the other hand.... :c00l:

GNU Order
Feb 28, 2011

That's a paddlin'

Post the most spicy thing you can put on genitalia

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

TjyvTompa posted:

its because gay people are pretty anal (hehehehehe) about keeping their butt clean when they know they are going to have sex, vaginas on the other hand.... :c00l:

vaginas are self-cleaning. butts, on the other handdong...

Nomnom Cookie
Aug 30, 2009



TjyvTompa posted:

its because gay people are pretty anal (hehehehehe) about keeping their butt clean when they know they are going to have sex, vaginas on the other hand.... :c00l:

make ur wimmenz take a shower eww

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



GNU Order posted:

Post the most spicy thing you can put on genitalia

a butt w peppers inside it

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Carthag posted:

a butt w peppers inside it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




jesus christ and its not even a derail

e: im impressed and amazed seriuously

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
Rhaphanidosis is the act of inserting the root of a plant of the raphanus genus (commonly known as a radish) into the anus. It is reported to have been a punishment for adultery in ancient Athens of the 5th and 4th centuries BC.
...
In order to be allowed to apply rhaphanidosis to an adulterer, one must catch the man in the act of adultery with one's own wife, in one's own house. Rhaphanidosis was not the only penalty available; sodomy by mulletfish was common as well, or the man could simply be killed on the spot. Following this, the adulterous wife would have to be divorced.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

prefect posted:

sodomy by mulletfish
please don't post about my brother's grindcore band, it's v. embarrassing for me

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
holy poo poo, a dude loving my wife

mmmmhmm, should I kill him or just stick a radish up his rear end?

ah gently caress it I'll sodomize him with a fish

ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012


This article is about a BDSM practise. For figging of horses, see gingering.

ambient oatmeal
Jun 23, 2012

Further reading[edit]

Lady Green (1998). Kinkycrafts: 99 Do-It-Yourself S/M Toys for the Kinky Handyperson. 206 pages

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

FrozenVent posted:

holy poo poo, a dude loving my wife

mmmmhmm, should I kill him or just stick a radish up his rear end?

ah gently caress it I'll sodomize him with a fish

athens: the cradle of western civilization

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Enter Char posted:

Further reading[edit]

Lady Green (1998). Kinkycrafts: 99 Do-It-Yourself S/M Toys for the Kinky Handyperson. 206 pages

chapter four: fruits and vegetables

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

Carthag posted:

huh works pretty good for me

i mean its not like i rub my pepperfingers all over it but i havent ever experienced a problem and i cut peppers all day long if you know what i mean

yes tell us more about things you rub on your dilz

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



A Pinball Wizard posted:

yes tell us more about things you rub on your dilz

palms together upside down, penis tween em, roll roll like youre starting a fire

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
i run my dilz with cocoa butter every day, v. good for the skin

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