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My friends and I just started playing this today, I'm behind and going cookie crazy. Whats the best way to get my Cookie Production high fast? Just keep upgrading to the next thing in the store? So torn between not wanting spoliers and wanting to crush my Cookie Competitors
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:My friends and I just started playing this today, I'm behind and going cookie crazy. Whats the best way to get my Cookie Production high fast? Just keep upgrading to the next thing in the store? So torn between not wanting spoliers and wanting to crush my Cookie Competitors Click the golden cookie.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 21:56 |
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I don't follow
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 21:59 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:I don't follow Click the golden loving cookie you heretic.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 22:06 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:I don't follow OH YOU WILL KNOW SOON, THE HOUR IS UPON YOU This game actually gave me a real-world craving for cookies. I am apparently very feeble-minded.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 22:06 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:I don't follow Every couple of minutes a golden cookie spawns, click it will give you x7 cookie production for 77 seconds, or 10% of your banked cookies.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 22:06 |
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poo poo I've been playing this for 30 minutes passively and I might have missed golden cookies better respond on
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 22:08 |
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Cookies are delicious.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 22:15 |
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Monkey Fracas posted:OH YOU WILL KNOW SOON, THE HOUR IS UPON YOU This whole game is just a plot by Big Cookie to brainwash the masses into buying lots and lots of cookies.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 22:18 |
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How do you guys get so many chips gosh.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 22:21 |
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What are chips and why should I not just keep stacking portals
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 23:05 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:What are chips and why should I not just keep stacking portals Check your stats page for heavenly chips. Each one adds a +2% CPS modifier.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 23:06 |
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Kraps posted:How do you guys get so many chips gosh. Resetting a lot.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 23:09 |
Harry Potter on Ice posted:What are chips and why should I not just keep stacking portals They're basically the end game. When you reset you get a CPS multiplier based on how many all-time cookies that you've baked/clicked/whatever.
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 23:10 |
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I tried imagining that cookie clicker was a lot like that scene in Harry Potter 6 where Harry has to force Dumbledore to drink the potion. "No! I don't want to!" "Just one more time, professor! You only have to do it one more time and it will all go away." "Just one more time?" "One more time..." Clicks cookie. "NOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! MAKE IT STOP!!!"
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 23:44 |
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Harry Potter on Ice posted:What are chips and why should I not just keep stacking portals Portals are pretty good as soon as you can conceivably get them. But everything will give you a certain cost to cps ratio that you can bother to figure out with some simple division, or just google the Cookie Monster plugin and it will color code which thing is the most efficient, and give you a timer on when your next golden cookie will pop up. Cookie Monster isn't very good at telling you what upgrades to get though, it only cares about the cost/cps ratio and doesn't factor in time. Unrelated question: is using Mouse Keys cheating?
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# ? Oct 4, 2013 23:56 |
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There's someone in this thread that thinks clicking the cookie is cheating, swear to god. It's a single player skinnerbox, do whatever.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 00:01 |
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Varjon posted:Portals are pretty good as soon as you can conceivably get them. But everything will give you a certain cost to cps ratio that you can bother to figure out with some simple division, or just google the Cookie Monster plugin and it will color code which thing is the most efficient, and give you a timer on when your next golden cookie will pop up. Cookie Monster isn't very good at telling you what upgrades to get though, it only cares about the cost/cps ratio and doesn't factor in time. Well that seems to take all the fun out of a game that I'll only play for a few days but maybe thats just me not like min maxing and putting a movie on in the background.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 00:01 |
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I got the Grandmapocalypse. Did I ruin my game? Red cookies kind of suck.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 04:48 |
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Keep buying the researched upgrades and you can reverse it eventually. EDIT: Red cookies are still worth clicking on average, the good outcomes are rare but they're very good.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 04:50 |
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Sindai posted:Keep buying the researched upgrades and you can reverse it eventually. Should I reverse it ASAP or does it have some benefits? EDIT: God drat every click is a clot. Jakeman52 fucked around with this message at 05:18 on Oct 5, 2013 |
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Jakeman52 posted:Should I reverse it ASAP or does it have some benefits? 777x frenzy. Never sate the grandmapocalypse.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 04:57 |
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ViggyNash posted:777x frenzy. Never sate the grandmapocalypse. And what is frenzy....
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 05:00 |
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ViggyNash posted:777x frenzy. Never sate the grandmapocalypse. On average, golden cookies are superior to the red cookies, despite not having any single bonus as good as elder frenzy.
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Nf3 posted:I thought this game ran when it wasn't open?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 05:23 |
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Jakeman52 posted:And what is frenzy.... There's Frenzy, which is the 7x CPS bonus for 77 seconds; there's Clicking Frenzy, which is the 777x clicking bonus for 7 seconds; and there's Elder Frenzy, which is the 666x bonus to both CPS and clicking for 6 seconds. Frenzy is from golden cookies only; Clicking Frenzy can appear in both gold and red form; and Elder Frenzy is only red cookies. Once you start getting red cookies, it seems like they're better on the surface than gold cookies, because even when factoring in Clots and Ruins, Clicking Frenzies are more common from red than gold cookies, plus you get Elder Frenzies, and those are really worth a lot. But, regular gold-cookie Frenzy is really good because once you unlock Get Lucky, you can get Lucky! while Frenzy is active, which means even more cookies if you've got enough in the bank. RyokoTK fucked around with this message at 06:14 on Oct 5, 2013 |
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RyokoTK posted:There's Frenzy, which is the 7x CPS bonus for 77 seconds; there's Clicking Frenzy, which is the 777x clicking bonus for 7 seconds; and there's Elder Frenzy, which is the 666x bonus to both CPS and clicking for 6 seconds. Elder Frenzy doesn't affect clicking, except indirectly as a result of the clicking upgrades that are based on CPS, which regular Frenzy does as well. quote:Clicking Frenzies are more common from red than gold cookies Not true. With golden cookies it's 3% and change, with red ones it's 2% and change. As soon as you get access to them red cookies are really really good, since the good far outweighs the bad, but as you get up to the endgame upgrades your CPS isn't really worth jack any more and the golden cookies become much better due to Lucky being much more common.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 06:34 |
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Chip the Girl Scout has made it all the way to lvl 86 on her own! Probably because she's stupidly overpowered and the lvl bosses got a huge nerf. Wonder where she'll be when I wake up in the morning...
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 06:49 |
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This is turning into One Mind: The Game
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 07:45 |
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I bought a pack of cookies. I ate them.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 07:49 |
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SynthOrange posted:I bought a pack of cookies. I ate them. Surely you clicked on them first?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 07:55 |
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I don't buy cookies anymore. They kind of make me sick after this game I now have 666 heavenly chips. I'm done, right?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 08:48 |
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Oh no, 3200 chips in: you're never done. But with that many Heavenly Chips, it only takes a few minutes to get back to Antimatter Condensers after resetting. For the planned HC rework, I envision something like a Celestial Convenience Cookie Groceria, where you can buy an assortment of Cps increasing upgrades with your banked Heavenly Chips. The next tier. That'd be so cool.
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 10:36 |
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I made a Vine about Cookie Clicker
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 11:22 |
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What's all this business about lucky deficits in cookie monster? Should I really avoid buying more stuff?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 11:49 |
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^^^The warnings that appear only really factor in if you're clicking on golden cookies, which you should be. Try and keep enough cookies banked to match the "Lucky!" Cookies Required (Frenzy): value once you buy the Get Lucky upgrade. Before that, it doesn't matter as much. That's clearly a waffle, not a cookie .
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 12:03 |
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You're telling a guy from Netherlands that his stroopwafel is not a stroopwafel?
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 12:13 |
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Merijn posted:You're telling a guy from Netherlands that his stroopwafel is not a stroopwafel? It may be Dutch but it sure as hell doesn't look like it is much
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# ? Oct 5, 2013 12:35 |
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If you can't appreciate a stroopwafel then clearly you've never had any. Those things are delicious and I'd
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MasterSlowPoke posted:Who would even want to play cookie clicker on a phone? ViggyNash posted:I tried imagining that cookie clicker was a lot like that scene in Harry Potter 6 where Harry has to force Dumbledore to drink the potion. You know what we do to folks like that round here, right?
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