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Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

cats

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:01

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# ? May 14, 2024 11:58

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Turtlicious posted:

any cat would be lucky to be called Socrosoft or Winux

i can't even begin to put into words how very wrong you are

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:07

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Crasscrab posted:

cats

gently caress you, bear

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:10

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

name the cat after a piece of machinery

Bulldozer
Dumptruck
Crane
Loader
Ripper

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:12

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

Gizmo

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:12

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

tank's already taken

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:13

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Golden-i posted:

name the cat after a piece of machinery

Combine Harvester

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:15

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

call it bagger 288

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:15

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Combine Harvester

Skidder

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:15

El Gar: Apr 12, 2007; Hey Trophy...

a cat name can literally be anything but please don't get clever just pick a small word for a small pet

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:16

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

i already have the name picked for my future cat

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:16

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

name it El Gar

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:16

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

i already have the name picked for my future cat

A Curvy Goonette posted:

oval office destroyer

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:17

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Golden-i posted:

name the cat after a piece of machinery

Bulldozer
Dumptruck
Crane
Loader
Ripper

lawnmower
snowblower
snowplow
grader
debusher
shredder
bobcat
forklift
derrick
reclaimer
rig

....yeah these are all terrible. maybe forklift. i'd call a cat forklift.

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:17

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

rig would be a good substitute name for oc

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:18

Samopsa: Nov 9, 2009; Krijgt geen speciaal kerstdiner!

bagger 288

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:19

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Golden-i posted:

name the cat after a piece of machinery

Bulldozer
Dumptruck
Crane
Loader
Ripper

Dumpster the cat

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:19

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

i'm waiting to find another three legged cat but one missing a front leg, just so i can watch it get in refurb's face and they both just fall over

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:21

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

Golden-i posted:

i'm waiting to find another three legged cat but one missing a front leg, just so i can watch it get in refurb's face and they both just fall over

name it Spare Parts

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:21

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

i'd name it Recon(ditioned)

Refurb and Recon

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:22

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970; Can't post for 30 minutes!

Epic Hamcat posted:

Stay petteing, my friends.

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:28

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

if it's a tortie, name it snickers

if it's an orange cat, name it payday

if it's a tuxedo cat, name it mounds

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:28

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

Combine Harvester

corn binder

dee eight fucked around with this message at 20:35 on Oct 8, 2013

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:31

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

mod sassinator posted:

what kinda cat is it? girl or boy too?

another boy and hes a tuxedo got the slave name 'aberdeen'

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:31

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

creatine posted:

another boy and hes a tuxedo got the slave name 'aberdeen'

how about brian wilson. i would name a boy cat that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ZjIdyWu-U

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:34

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

creatine posted:

tuxedo

Harry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQxLMWhb_Ww

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:34

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Steve Perry

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:43

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

arnie

or do we have an arnie already? i am bad at yoscattes

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:52

Robert Denby: Sep 9, 2007; Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

was going to get a kitten, now I'm getting two kittens.

their names are Leia and Chewy, and they're brother and sister (another one of them has already been adopted and his name was Han). since I've had a Chewy, I'm going to need some new names. thought about naming them Hawks and Hughes, or Ken and Glenda (because I am an insufferable film nerd), but there's gotta be better names out there.

bonus pic of heartmelting cuteness:

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:56

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

bagger and 288

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:58

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Robert Denby posted:

was going to get a kitten, now I'm getting two kittens.

their names are Leia and Chewy, and they're brother and sister (another one of them has already been adopted and his name was Han). since I've had a Chewy, I'm going to need some new names. thought about naming them Hawks and Hughes, or Ken and Glenda (because I am an insufferable film nerd), but there's gotta be better names out there.

harold and maude

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:59

sports: Sep 1, 2012

Pizza

Megabyte

Fred

Tuna

Kajagoogoo

# ? Oct 8, 2013 20:59

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

toby and parrot

# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:00

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

spock and uhura

# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:02

creatine: Jan 27, 2012

yo get me outta this whack rear end cage prison

# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:17

Golden-i: Sep 18, 2006; One big, stumpy family

Chaos and Reigns

# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:19

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Golden-i posted:

Chaos and Reigns

# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:20

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

name all cats satan the seducer

# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:23

HolyDukeNukem: Sep 10, 2008

Hail and Satan

# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:23

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# ? May 14, 2024 11:58

Robert Denby: Sep 9, 2007; Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, huh? Nah, get fucked mate.

Star War Sex Parrot posted:

harold and maude

this is mighty tempting.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

bagger and 288

looking at a picture of what that is made me think which would cause more damage to my apartment: owning two kittens, or having one of those crash into my building at full speed

Golden-i posted:

Chaos and Reigns

Lars and Thomas could work... I could get a dog and call it 95 just to top things off.

# ? Oct 8, 2013 21:35

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