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oldskool posted:I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink! Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain? Passing out in the ocean...
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:36 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain? If you like refund adjustments, And the music I play, Send a check to my friend Ralph, And he'll mail you a tape!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:42 |
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:If you like refund adjustments, Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, But I sent you Ben-gay, Oh Andy, you kissed me and stopped me from something...
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:50 |
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oldskool posted:I take a whiskey drink, I take a vodka drink! You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up! Put the beer in the coconut and throw the can away!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:50 |
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IMJack posted:You put the beer in the coconut, drink it all up! Man Smart!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:51 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do you like pina colonics, and getting caught in the rain? Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 17:51 |
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Klungar posted:Alcohol and night swimming, it's a winning combination! Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on! Aw... all right, Lou, open fire.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:04 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on! That's some nice work with the bag-zooka, Lou.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:07 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:Do not be alarmed. Continue swimming naked. Oh, come on! Continue! Come on! Aww, isn't that nice. Break out the tear gas, boys.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:08 |
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IMJack posted:Aww, isn't that nice. Break out the tear gas, boys. Bake 'em away, toys.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:15 |
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Bjay9 posted:Bake 'em away, toys. Springfield cops are on the take, But what do you expect from the money we make? Whether in a car or on the bus, We don't mind using excessive force! Bad cops! Bad cops!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:24 |
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IMJack posted:Springfield cops are on the take, I tried to drink a Coke on the bus! And they took away my pass!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:27 |
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Deviant posted:I tried to drink a Coke on the bus! You can punch me in the face if it'll make you feel better.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:35 |
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Deviant posted:I tried to drink a Coke on the bus! Don't make me tap the sign.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 18:56 |
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DrBouvenstein posted:You can punch me in the face if it'll make you feel better. ...nah, forget it. Go home kid.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 19:07 |
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mrfart posted:Don't worry Facepalm Ranger, they pave the way for this kind of filth in school. She's faking it.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 19:29 |
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mrfart and MondayHotDog, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 19:45 |
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Bjay9 posted:Bake 'em away, toys. You'll live to regret this! Oh, thanks a lot. Now I look crazy.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 20:14 |
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IMJack posted:Springfield cops are on the take, The policeman on the street Needs some time to rest his feet "Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!"
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 20:28 |
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MondayHotDog posted:She's faking it. It looks like he's trying to jump over that other goon and can't quite make it. C'mon boy, you can do it!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 20:58 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The policeman on the street Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 20:59 |
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Writer Cath posted:It looks like he's trying to jump over that other goon and can't quite make it. C'mon boy, you can do it! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are fighting!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:01 |
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Women's Rights? posted:Read your town charter - "If foodstuff should touch the ground, said foodstuff shall be turned over to the village idiot." Since I don't see him around, start shoveling! Hey, according to the charter, as chief constable I'm supposed to get a pig every month! "And two comely lasses of virtue true..."
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:09 |
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Deviant posted:Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are fighting!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:36 |
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Hogburto posted:Hit him, Carl! You too, Lenny!
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:41 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Man Smart! ♫The woman is.... smarter!♪
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:44 |
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BloodDesk UnderHell posted:mrfart and MondayHotDog, in accordance with your parents' wishes, you may step out into the hall and pray for our souls. Each leap brings us closer to God
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 21:47 |
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Jerusalem posted:♫The woman is.... smarter!♪ You badmouthed MacGuyver didn't you?
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 22:24 |
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 22:59 |
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Oh Mindy, you came and you gave without flaking, Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy. ... or a man named Andy.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 23:06 |
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Drink-Mix Man posted:The policeman on the street For no reason, Here's Dr.Bouvenstein.
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# ? Oct 11, 2013 23:16 |
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Skeesix posted:Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy. tell a lie tell a lie I have a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start! ....Braa-VO. clap...clap
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# ? Oct 12, 2013 00:19 |
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Skeesix posted:Moneypenny, your song makes me think you're in love with a woman named Mindy. I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers! For the longest time I thought that quote was "I'll kill that Mr Burns, Andy, und that Mr Smithers." Because he's Scottish and it's a much funnier line.
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# ? Oct 12, 2013 00:35 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers! OI MISTER PRIME MINISTER!
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# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:02 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers! Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk!
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# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:03 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Oh Andy Capp you wife beating drunk! I pity the foooool, who doesn't phone home!
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# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:05 |
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CatchrNdRy posted:Man Smart! Jerusalem posted:♫The woman is.... smarter!♪ Sadly, this was not part of the act.
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# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:20 |
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I'll kill that Mr Burns and wound that Mr Smithers! Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time?
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# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:28 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Don't you ever get tired of being wrong all the time? ...sometimes
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# ? Oct 12, 2013 01:29 |
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Jerusalem posted:I pity the foooool, who doesn't phone home! ARE YOU READY TO LAUGH!?
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