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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002


Has anyone managed to track one of these down? Because I still really want one.

All time classic:

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Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

nishi koichi
Feb 16, 2007

everyone feels that way and gives up.
that's how they get away with it.

Slim Killington posted:

I don't have that but I'll post the complete opposite:



yeah whatever thanks

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Pretty Lady Blob posted:

Has anyone managed to track one of these down? Because I still really want one.

All time classic:



"the abnormal drug trafficker" never gets old.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

So what was the preteen orgy in IT about then? :colbert:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Breetai posted:

So what was the preteen orgy in IT about then? :colbert:

He was comparing Twilight to Harry Potter, not to his own books.

Plus, when King wrote IT, he was coked out of his mind. Stephenie Meyer, as far as I know, wasn't.

Lady Disdain has a new favorite as of 05:48 on Oct 12, 2013

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Istari posted:

Stephenie Meyer, as far as I know, wasn't.

Church of Latter Day Saints is a hell of a drug.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009



His beard is starting to look as fake as his hair.

pageerror404
Feb 14, 2012

I finally killed them.
I love counterfeit toys...

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Fukushima Industries Corp mascot

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Breetai posted:

So what was the preteen orgy in IT about then? :colbert:
The bonds of friendship, as only marginally less literally explained by Beverly. "Don't you see, our group is falling apart, we better have a gangbang."
I didn't pay attention and read Foxconn at first. Let me tell you, you guys are missing out on a fantastic Humpty Dumpty joke.

Segmentation Fault
Jun 7, 2012

My Lovely Horse posted:

I didn't pay attention and read Foxconn at first. Let me tell you, you guys are missing out on a fantastic Humpty Dumpty joke.

They're also not related to Fukushima-Daiichi, which is kind of a shame.

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010

Stephen King still looks like a capybara.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
It wasn't an orgy so much as 3 boys running a train on the girl

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Zzulu posted:

It wasn't an orgy so much as 3 boys running a train on the girl
Nah, it was all six of them. Only Ben and Bill actually came, for whatever that's worth.

Look, I didn't ask to be able to retain facts easily, alright.

twerking on the railroad
Jun 23, 2007

Get on my level

My Lovely Horse posted:

Nah, it was all six of them. Only Ben and Bill actually came, for whatever that's worth.

Look, I didn't ask to be able to retain facts easily, alright.

Gee thanks, this really helps the joke.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Senior Woodchuck posted:

Don't start with that War on Snmgfiehp poo poo, buddy.

Yeah, and it's not really a thing outside of Wales.



DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

I've been using either Tums or condoms wrong my entire adult life.

nocal
Mar 7, 2007

DrBouvenstein posted:

I've been using either Tums or condoms wrong my entire adult life.

Cums.

Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

DrBouvenstein posted:

I've been using either Tums or condoms wrong my entire adult life.

Cosmo sex tip! Pop a dozen mint Tums in your mouth and crush them lightly before going down on your man. The stinging mint sensation and small chunks of chalk scratching against him will drive him wild, and you'll enjoy a creamy mint surprise!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kakairo posted:

Cosmo sex tip! Pop a dozen mint Tums in your mouth and crush them lightly before going down on your man. The stinging mint sensation and small chunks of chalk scratching against him will drive him wild, and you'll enjoy a creamy mint surprise!

Why does Cosmo hate men?

Roy
Sep 24, 2007

Jerry Cotton posted:

Why does Cosmo hate men?

Cosmo subversively fights the patriarchy by subjecting men to poor sexual experiences which are meant to conjure the image of rape in their minds, thus increasing their compassion with female rape victims and leading to a more egalitarian society.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.






Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


But no dachshund?

Hoover Dam
Jun 17, 2003

red white and blue forever

Inzombiac posted:

But no dachshund?

Here you go! Serve them with wieners.

olaf2022
Feb 19, 2003
Fun Shoe
if a corgi version exists, they are so getting my money

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle




:v:

ButWhatIf
Jun 24, 2009

HA HA HA

Unicorn.

Baldbeard
Mar 26, 2011


Wow, that instantly makes even delicious corn look pig-poo poo disguising.

Semisponge
Mar 9, 2006

I FUCKING LOVE BUTTS

Baldbeard posted:

Wow, that instantly makes even delicious corn look pig-poo poo disguising.

What's it like to be so wrong?

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Baldbeard posted:

Wow, that instantly makes even delicious corn look pig-poo poo disguising.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Welp, thanks for the nightmare fuel

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Tide posted:

Welp, thanks for the nightmare fuel

Malkamar
Mar 15, 2009
MY DEAD HUSBAND WAS FULL OF SHIT


No, Dontrel! No! Dontrel - no! Nooooo!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kakairo posted:

Cosmo sex tip! Pop a dozen mint Tums in your mouth and crush them lightly before going down on your man. The stinging mint sensation and small chunks of chalk scratching against him will drive him wild, and you'll enjoy a creamy mint surprise!
On the subject in hand...

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Say Nothing posted:

On the subject in hand...


"Excuse me, Doctor, I'm wondering if MyCock is right for you ?"

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DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

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