Football Photos and Videos that I like - 12/13 Edition (Tattoo ideas ITT)

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trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

Why does Cavani have Suarez's shirt?

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:06

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# ? May 31, 2024 16:39

Eric Cantonese: Dec 21, 2004; You should hear my accent.

quote:

The singer and his band are currently touring across South America, and performed in Montevideo, Uruguay last night. Having met up with Uruguayan leader Jose Mujica and given him a signed guitar (perhaps a waste, seeing as he later admitted he didn�t know the band!), they were greeted with another celebrity Uruguayan after the show.

Backstage, following a typically electrifying performance, they met up with Luis Suarez, Liverpool�s star striker and one of the country�s favourite players, and it turns out he�s more of a fan of Aerosmith than Mujica.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:11

euroboy: Mar 24, 2004

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:25

Dickail Bulgeakov: Jan 15, 2012

euroboy posted:

is that kevin keegan

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:29

chuggo is BACK: Jul 1, 2008; "Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Dickail Bulgeakov posted:

is that kevin keegan

no that's a bunch of grapes

# ? Oct 13, 2013 22:33

trem_two: Oct 22, 2002; it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals; Fun Shoe

# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:12

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

euroboy posted:

to play

# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:42

Bogan Krkic: Oct 31, 2010; Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

JFairfax posted:

to play

Amazing.

# ? Oct 13, 2013 23:46

Baller Witness Bro: Nov 16, 2006; Hey FedEx, how dare you deliver something before your "delivered by" time.

CisSTAR 19 posted:

Kind of gross, really.

We can all agree that Suarez was separated from Steven Tyler at birth. One got the lips and one got the horse teeth. Combined they form one giant atrocious mouth.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:06

Polidoro: Jan 5, 2011; Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Suarez was in Ecuador when Aerosmith played here, Tyler requested a signed shirt for some reason and he sent him one.

edit: They also gave the president a 370 dollar guitar. Signed, but still. They made a lot of tax-free money, could have spent a little more.

Polidoro fucked around with this message at 01:45 on Oct 14, 2013

# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:41

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

the president probably asked for a cheap guitar because he's not flash

# ? Oct 14, 2013 01:54

Dickail Bulgeakov: Jan 15, 2012

Polidoro posted:

Suarez was in Ecuador when Aerosmith played here, Tyler requested a signed shirt for some reason and he sent him one.

edit: They also gave the president a 370 dollar guitar. Signed, but still. They made a lot of tax-free money, could have spent a little more.

he doesn't have to give your spic president poo poo don't be so ungrateful

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# ? Oct 14, 2013 09:13

Chas McGill: Oct 29, 2010; loves Fat Philippe

What was it? A Squier strat?

# ? Oct 14, 2013 09:24

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Polidoro posted:

edit: They also gave the president a 370 dollar guitar. Signed, but still. They made a lot of tax-free money, could have spent a little more.

What were they supposed to have given him? Perry's '59 Les Paul? These are token gifts, they probably got a pen in return.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 09:28

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

Dickail Bulgeakov posted:

he doesn't have to give your spic president poo poo don't be so ungrateful

Nice casual racism, cool guy.

edogawa rando fucked around with this message at 09:46 on Oct 14, 2013

# ? Oct 14, 2013 09:32

Dickail Bulgeakov: Jan 15, 2012

Vagabundo posted:

Nice casual racism, cool guy.

in uruguay it's a term of endearment

# ? Oct 14, 2013 10:15

Starsnostars: Jan 17, 2009; The Master of Magnetism

# ? Oct 14, 2013 11:58

Fists Up: Apr 9, 2007

Yep. Thats a language.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 12:34

T Bowl: Feb 6, 2006; Shut up DUMMY

Vishnu Boruc.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 12:46

Chas McGill: Oct 29, 2010; loves Fat Philippe

The holy goalie.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 13:11

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Starsnostars posted:

"Boruc has ten hands again." If it wasn't obvious from the photo.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 13:33

straight up brolic: Jan 31, 2007; After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

another Romelu Lukaku childhood photo has emerged, from his time at Lierse (meaning he was 10-13 at the time)

havin a laugh

# ? Oct 14, 2013 15:39

El Hefe: Oct 31, 2006; You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

mynameisjohn posted:

another Romelu Lukaku childhood photo has emerged, from his time at Lierse (meaning he was 10-13 at the time)

havin a laugh

Hahahaha Jesus.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 15:45

Chas McGill: Oct 29, 2010; loves Fat Philippe

He's a big lad but that's taking the piss.

mynameisjohn posted:

(meaning he was 10-13 at the time)

...at the time he moved to Belgium.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 15:48

JFairfax: Oct 23, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

He was born in Antwerp!

# ? Oct 14, 2013 16:11

Chas McGill: Oct 29, 2010; loves Fat Philippe

That's

# ? Oct 14, 2013 16:17

oliwan: Jul 20, 2005; by Nyc_Tattoo

mynameisjohn posted:

another Romelu Lukaku childhood photo has emerged, from his time at Lierse (meaning he was 10-13 at the time)

havin a laugh

Playing against the mighty Feyenoord he probably lost tho imho

# ? Oct 14, 2013 16:21

sassassin: Apr 3, 2010; by Azathoth

Young Scotty Parker in the foreground doesn't give a poo poo that Lukaku could grab hold of the crossbar flat footed.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 16:54

Polidoro: Jan 5, 2011; Huevo se dice argidia. Argidia!

Chas McGill posted:

What was it? A Squier strat?

It was a Les Paul-ish Stagg.

mackintosh posted:

What were they supposed to have given him? Perry's '59 Les Paul? These are token gifts, they probably got a pen in return.

They got some books and all they could take from a dumpster

# ? Oct 14, 2013 17:30

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Polidoro posted:

It was a Les Paul-ish Stagg.

I suppose that is a bit of bad form. The least they should've done was an Epiphone Boneyard. Was it the L350-VS? It kinda looks like the Boneyard. If you take off the scratch pad and squint. A lot.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 17:43

Pat Mustard: Mar 9, 2013

mackintosh posted:

"Boruc has ten hands again." If it wasn't obvious from the photo.

The "again" bit wasn't, but then I haven't followed his career that closely.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 17:46

mackintosh: Aug 18, 2007; Semper Fidelis Poloniae

Pat Mustard posted:

The "again" bit wasn't, but then I haven't followed his career that closely.

Boruc played for Legia Warsaw, and, for a while, life was good. Then he moved to Celtic and, for a while, life was even better. He became Poland's #1 and rose to celebrity status during the 2006 World Cup. The ~~whole nation~~ regional tabloids were there when his first child was born. Then he cheated on his wife a few times, got drunk a few times, got fat, moved to Fiorentina and no one gave a poo poo about him any more. Then someone threw him a lifeline at Southampton and lo and behold, here we are.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 17:57

Ninpo: Aug 6, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

mackintosh posted:

"Boruc has ten hands again." If it wasn't obvious from the photo.

"Etherington has ten hands again." - T. Pulis, disappointedly.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 17:59

Charlotte Hornets: Dec 30, 2011; by Fritz the Horse

Boruc is a good lad who enjoys simple things like religion and drinking

# ? Oct 14, 2013 18:10

Pat Mustard: Mar 9, 2013

mackintosh posted:

Boruc played for Legia Warsaw, and, for a while, life was good. Then he moved to Celtic and, for a while, life was even better. He became Poland's #1 and rose to celebrity status during the 2006 World Cup. The ~~whole nation~~ regional tabloids were there when his first child was born. Then he cheated on his wife a few times, got drunk a few times, got fat, moved to Fiorentina and no one gave a poo poo about him any more. Then someone threw him a lifeline at Southampton and lo and behold, here we are.

Sorry I was making a bad joke about the implication that Boruc had literally grown eight extra hands, lost them, and has now regrown them. He was very good at Celtic though and I'm glad he's doing well again.

# ? Oct 14, 2013 18:12

Gigi Galli: Sep 19, 2003; and then the car turned in to fire

mackintosh posted:

Boruc played for Legia Warsaw, and, for a while, life was good. Then he moved to Celtic and, for a while, life was even better. He became Poland's #1 and rose to celebrity status during the 2006 World Cup. The ~~whole nation~~ regional tabloids were there when his first child was born. Then he cheated on his wife a few times, got drunk a few times, got fat, moved to Fiorentina and no one gave a poo poo about him any more. Then someone threw him a lifeline at Southampton and lo and behold, here we are.

I thought he was pretty good at Fiorentina

# ? Oct 14, 2013 19:01

CaptainRightful: Jan 11, 2005

ayb posted:

Who are the best goalkeepers with their feet? I know Van Der Sar was pretty decent as well as Valdes

It's not during a match, but still worth watching again. Best part is him looking around afterward like "Holy poo poo! Did anyone see me do that?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00zwm5qJvYw

# ? Oct 14, 2013 19:01

Babby Thatcher: May 3, 2004; concept by my buddy kyle

glad to see we've loaned in a designated driver from leeds united to chauffeur our star player around

# ? Oct 14, 2013 20:25

TheGoatFeeder: Mar 16, 2005; "One Zaba, Two Zaba, Three Zabaleta, Four Zaba, Five Zaba, Six Zabaleta, Seven Zaba, Eight Zaba, Nine Zabaleta, Heeeeeeeeeey Zabaleta"

So it's tenuous as gently caress, but there's some great goals within. City have done a compilation called 'Breaking Good', some of the best break away goals they've scored.....http://www.mcfc.co.uk/citytv/Features/2013/October/Breaking-Good

# ? Oct 14, 2013 21:59

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# ? May 31, 2024 16:39

The Mash: Feb 17, 2007; You have to say I can open my presents

City's PR team are like the Lotus of football at this point. Just let it go, jeez

# ? Oct 14, 2013 23:42

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