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Friar Zucchini
Aug 6, 2010

:siren: New Regular Car Reviews... on a Honda S2000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrr0YH-dm6k

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Shauntron
May 19, 2005

I spent 10 bucks on this shit so don't get fucking banned okay.

Friar Zucchini posted:

:siren: New Regular Car Reviews... on a Honda S2000.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrr0YH-dm6k

Oh my god. 2:15. I will die of this laughter. This is the end for me.

Hello Spaceman
Jan 18, 2005

hop, skip, and jumpgate
I'm trying to see why these videos are so anticipated and hilarious.
Are there American car culture references or in jokes in them?

If not, I don't know if I want to be the kind of high I need to be to laugh at them.

The Prong Song
Sep 7, 2002


WHITE
DRIVES
MATTER

Hello Spaceman posted:

I'm trying to see why these videos are so anticipated and hilarious.
Are there American car culture references or in jokes in them?

If not, I don't know if I want to be the kind of high I need to be to laugh at them.

They'e idiotic, really. A man drives cars around and makes absurd, unrelatable insults.

Here is a video of a man blasting around the Isle of Man TT course in a Subaru BRZ, while being interviewed.: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc7pepkRQQc

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Sigma X posted:

They'e idiotic, really. A man drives cars around and makes absurd, unrelatable insults.

Alternatively, a man drives cars around and tells us the uncomfortable truth about them, interspersed with juvenile toilet humor. And the toilet humor has been turned down significantly in the latest videos.

Here's someone who seems to be completely unable to navigate a parking lot:

(Warning for terrible music, mute the video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIpQ4ah5XTY

KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 13:23 on Oct 14, 2013

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

I could forgive the horrible planning, some people just aren't good at that sort of thing, but why the hell doesn't he at least turn his wheel to full lock before he starts moving? I can't stand it when I see people trying to get out of a tight space and wasting their time because they always start moving before they have the wheel turned all the way.

That said, he does actually seem to know the bounds of his car pretty good, it doesn't look like he actually hits anything and he's not leaving huge space between him and the other cars either.

For content, this isn't automotive, but I found it in the related videos and it's amazing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXI4WWhPn-U

The original video for those who haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ

Disgruntled Bovine fucked around with this message at 14:14 on Oct 14, 2013

Riscas
Feb 11, 2008
Holy poo poo just reverse back behind the jeep and turn left.

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I could forgive the horrible planning, some people just aren't good at that sort of thing, but why the hell doesn't he at least turn his wheel to full lock before he starts moving? I can't stand it when I see people trying to get out of a tight space and wasting their time because they always start moving before they have the wheel turned all the way.

When I did driving school they were always like YOU MUST NEVER TURN THE WHEEL WHILE THE CAR IS STOPPED OR THE POWER STEERING WILL EXPLODE and I lived by that for a few years before realizing that in fact all that happened is that my front tires might get the smallest modicum of mild wear.

So I assume other people were told that too. They also said that ABS was on every car after the 70s and not having power steering was super dangerous and would make it impossible to drive a modern car.

yyyyyy
Jan 13, 2013

by T. Finninho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7w4TwOJm3I

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

Seat Safety Switch posted:

When I did driving school they were always like YOU MUST NEVER TURN THE WHEEL WHILE THE CAR IS STOPPED OR THE POWER STEERING WILL EXPLODE and I lived by that for a few years before realizing that in fact all that happened is that my front tires might get the smallest modicum of mild wear.

So I assume other people were told that too. They also said that ABS was on every car after the 70s and not having power steering was super dangerous and would make it impossible to drive a modern car.

To be fair if the power steering does go out on a modern car it really can be pretty much impossible for someone with a lack of upper-body strength to drive. It's way worse than a car with manual steering since the wheel and the ratio are both designed with power steering in mind so you have no leverage.

Throatwarbler
Nov 17, 2008

by vyelkin

Hello Spaceman posted:

I'm trying to see why these videos are so anticipated and hilarious.
Are there American car culture references or in jokes in them?

If not, I don't know if I want to be the kind of high I need to be to laugh at them.

I don't really get it either. A guy going around telling uncomfortable truths about cars would be funny, this guy really isn't it.

A guy is driving down a dirt road when another car (I can't tell from the 240p video but it's RHD, maybe a Japanese market Camry?) cuts him off to go off into a turn. There is a lot of screaming in the background and when the camera car rounds the corner also it seems that the driver of the Camry is attempting to help someone who is being attacked by a wild boar. A guy in a black leather jacket comes from off screen to hit the wild boar viciously with what appears to be a porcelain toilet tank cover, but either he missed or the cover wasn't heavy enough and the board just shrugs it off. However this gives the original victgim enough time to get free and the camera car then tries to run the wild boar over. He misses and almost drives into a wall. As the camera car backs up for another run the boar can be heard squealing in the background. Eventually black leather jacket guy manages to clobber the wil board with the toilet cover again, this time seemingly stunning it, after which the camera car takes another run at the boar, this time succeeding.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldz7928_mJg

Unfortunately no spears or UAVs are involved.

Throatwarbler fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Oct 15, 2013

Number_6
Jul 23, 2006

BAN ALL GAS GUZZLERS

(except for mine)
Pillbug

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

I could forgive the horrible planning, some people just aren't good at that sort of thing, but why the hell doesn't he at least turn his wheel to full lock before he starts moving? I can't stand it when I see people trying to get out of a tight space and wasting their time because they always start moving before they have the wheel turned all the way.


Like user Seat Safety Switch posted, it was always drilled into me by my father that you never ever ever ever turn the wheels until the car is rolling a little bit, to keep from blowing up the power steering. This lesson was reinforced by the fact that my family's lovely cars made horrible screeching noises, and would often stall, if you put too much strain on the power steering at low speeds.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Might have been true at some point, but not anymore. You shouldn't hold the steering at lock for extended periods of time, but that's about it.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Number_6 posted:

Like user Seat Safety Switch posted, it was always drilled into me by my father that you never ever ever ever turn the wheels until the car is rolling a little bit, to keep from blowing up the power steering. This lesson was reinforced by the fact that my family's lovely cars made horrible screeching noises, and would often stall, if you put too much strain on the power steering at low speeds.

As the driver of a Volvo with a transversely mounted engine and very wide tires, if I didn't turn my wheel to full lock while stationary I could never under any circumstances get out of most parking spaces. I love my car but the turning radius is 21.3 feet. No one has ever told me not to turn the wheels while the car is stationary, but that does make sense.

Edit: Content!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?f=b641fe46b65e

Here's a tip, when you're running from the cops don't run into the side of a train. If you absolutely must run into the side of a train though, make sure there's another train coming on the near track to push your car so you can be sure to get away from the cops. That's how that works, right?

Disgruntled Bovine fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Oct 15, 2013

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Random dirt racing video recapping Super Dirt Week in and around Syracuse.

asmallrabbit
Dec 15, 2005
New Camaro lapping the Nurburgring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qj1h75vA1Jw

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

I wanna see James May argue that designing the Camaro to go around the ring ruined it.

angryhampster
Oct 21, 2005

I've always thought AMG cars have the best sounding V8s, but holy crap this is a new level of badassery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-V0d7u37c4

Ringo Star Get
Sep 18, 2006

JUST FUCKING TAKE OFF ALREADY, SHIT
Not sure if anyone is familiar with some racers and I didn't see it mentioned anywhere else on the forums (didn't really dig too hard though) but Sean Edwards was killed in a training crash yesterday: http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2013/10/15/up-and-coming-racer-sean-edwards-killed-in-training-crash/

The reason I post this is because I followed this guy on YouTube and he had some pretty awesome videos of his races, shot through GoPro on his helmet and in his cabin. My personal favorite, a big save at Sebring:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZQ3_FTpRmU

He also played his father Guy Edwards in RUSH.

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Sounds like rear end. And "only" 500hp from a 7.0L V8? Pfft. My 2012 Mustang GT only has 88 hp less while being Coke bottle less in displacement :smug:

BLUE OVAL REPRESENT

Tide fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Oct 16, 2013

yyyyyy
Jan 13, 2013

by T. Finninho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh7JfyZW1qI

10 minutes of sweet engine noises and people gettin after it

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Tide posted:

Sounds like rear end. And "only" 500hp from a 7.0L V8? Pfft. My 2012 Mustang GT only has 88 hp less while being Coke bottle less in displacement :smug:

BLUE OVAL REPRESENT

I've always thought it was funny that Dodge and Chevy tout performance on tracks all around and Ford doesn't. Then I remember that the Mustang isn't very good :laugh:

Also, just to rub it in, that's 500 NA horsepower, they don't need a stroker and a blower to make those numbers in a halo car :smug:

Tekne
Feb 15, 2012

It's-a me, motherfucker

Ralph Gilles should make it his mission to have every new Viper sound like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkq-eb03vno

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

I've always thought it was funny that Dodge and Chevy tout performance on tracks all around and Ford doesn't. Then I remember that the Mustang isn't very good :laugh:

Also, just to rub it in, that's 500 NA horsepower, they don't need a stroker and a blower to make those numbers in a halo car :smug:

Mustangs bad on tracks? You sir are huffing NAAAAAAAAWWWS. I'll have you know a Rustang was just as quick M3 around a race track that also included turns. Plus I'm pretty confident I could get 500 hp out of my currently NA'd GT* without too much of a sweat. Boss intake, freer flowing exhaust, a couple of other goodies and a tune should get me faaaaaairly close.

*Roush supercharger sitting in a box waiting to be installed as soon as I have the time :(

Sadi
Jan 18, 2005
SC - Where there are more rednecks than people

Tide posted:

Mustangs bad on tracks? You sir are huffing NAAAAAAAAWWWS. I'll have you know a Rustang was just as quick M3 around a race track that also included turns. Plus I'm pretty confident I could get 500 hp out of my currently NA'd GT* without too much of a sweat. Boss intake, freer flowing exhaust, a couple of other goodies and a tune should get me faaaaaairly close.

*Roush supercharger sitting in a box waiting to be installed as soon as I have the time :(

Yeah but you have the 1le which some how cheaper, heavier, and lower on power than the Boss 302 but is quite a bit faster on most tracks from what Ive seen so far. Dont get me wrong, I love the mustangs, but chevy seems to have a slight idea of what they are doing.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Tide posted:

Sounds like rear end. And "only" 500hp from a 7.0L V8? Pfft. My 2012 Mustang GT only has 88 hp less while being Coke bottle less in displacement :smug:

BLUE OVAL REPRESENT

I thought it sounded good. Reminds me of the mustang from Bullitt

Do The Evolution
Aug 5, 2013

but why

Dick Diggler posted:

I thought it sounded good. Reminds me of the mustang from Bullitt

That's actually exactly what I was thinking. Sounds identical.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

Tide posted:

And "only" 500hp from a 7.0L V8? Pfft. My 2012 Mustang GT only has 88 hp less while being Coke bottle less in displacement :smug:

Specific output (a.k.a. power:displacement) comparisons are pretty much the greatest indicator of someone going full retard. It's absolutely meaningless unless you live in one of the countries that stupidly use displacement-based taxation.

I'm a Ford guy without question if you ask me to take sides in domestics, but the displacement thing always comes up when discussing LS motors yet no one can ever seem to offer a good reason why anyone should care. If it delivers the power, reliability, efficiency, and NVH desired why does displacement matter at all?

coolskillrex remix
Jan 1, 2007

gorsh

Sadi posted:

Yeah but you have the 1le which some how cheaper, heavier, and lower on power than the Boss 302 but is quite a bit faster on most tracks from what Ive seen so far. Dont get me wrong, I love the mustangs, but chevy seems to have a slight idea of what they are doing.

The 1le is crazy good, and so is the Z28, its just too bad chevy cant fit it into a car that has a less bunker-like interior.

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



Dick Diggler posted:

I thought it sounded good. Reminds me of the mustang from Bullitt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJ1tPjgpAT8

Sadi posted:

Yeah but you have the 1le which some how cheaper, heavier, and lower on power than the Boss 302 but is quite a bit faster on most tracks from what Ive seen so far. Dont get me wrong, I love the mustangs, but chevy seems to have a slight idea of what they are doing.

They had the advantage of waiting until after Ford released the Boss 302. What Camaro compared to the Boss in 2011?

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


wolrah posted:

Specific output (a.k.a. power:displacement) comparisons are pretty much the greatest indicator of someone going full retard. It's absolutely meaningless unless you live in one of the countries that stupidly use displacement-based taxation.

I'm a Ford guy without question if you ask me to take sides in domestics, but the displacement thing always comes up when discussing LS motors yet no one can ever seem to offer a good reason why anyone should care. If it delivers the power, reliability, efficiency, and NVH desired why does displacement matter at all?

It's only really interesting from an engineering point of view. Squeezing as much power as possible from any given engine configuration is a challenge that usually results in various improvements on otherwise-standard parts. These can then be transferred to other less highly strung engines for improvements in efficiency or reliability.

In real life, it's all about the power:mpg:reliability:emissions balance and only pimply-faced teens bother about power:displacement, because that's the only statistic their cheap riced-out hatchbacks will ever "beat" any other car on.

Tide
Mar 27, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

wolrah posted:

Specific output (a.k.a. power:displacement) comparisons are pretty much the greatest indicator of someone going full retard. It's absolutely meaningless unless you live in one of the countries that stupidly use displacement-based taxation.

I'm a Ford guy without question if you ask me to take sides in domestics, but the displacement thing always comes up when discussing LS motors yet no one can ever seem to offer a good reason why anyone should care. If it delivers the power, reliability, efficiency, and NVH desired why does displacement matter at all?

Because I was being a complete smartass? Sorry if it didn't translate well in text

To be fair though, 500hp from a seven liter V8 is quite low.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Tide posted:

To be fair though, 500hp from a seven liter V8 is quite low.

The LS7 is not any larger than the other LS motors. It's bored out. Dimensionally, it's smaller than most engines that can make 500.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Tide posted:

Because I was being a complete smartass? Sorry if it didn't translate well in text

To be fair though, 500hp from a seven liter V8 is quite low.

Compared to some engines, the specific output is low. But that only matters to bench racers.

The LS7 is compact, reliable and relatively fuel-efficient for an engine that makes 500hp on a factory warranty. Why does the displacement matter?

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
Plus the displacement is "427" and allows Chevy to market heritage. Much like how the Mustang is a 5.0 and the GT500 is 5.8. The 6.4 Hemi is 392.

I think that plays a bigger part than anything.

thealphabetsez
Jun 1, 2004
You all are wasting a great thread, stop. An increase in displacement to produce power is just as simple as doing more, with more. Nothing impressive about that.

This is a fun video of an Enzo. I'm amazed at how long the shifts take by comparison to modern sequential/dct arrangements:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4kQrUwOI8k

ijustam
Jun 20, 2005

this is only the latest in what has been a stream of excellent videos from this insane brit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lft51kJdDxc

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски

ijustam posted:

this is only the latest in what has been a stream of excellent videos from this insane brit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lft51kJdDxc

Ive never wanted someone for a friend more than that kid.

asmallrabbit
Dec 15, 2005
Koenigsegg Agera R doing some really cool stuff.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SywqgH7n-5g

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real_scud
Sep 5, 2002

One of these days these elbows are gonna walk all over you
Chris Harris driving an old Merc Fintail with Coulthard at the 'Ring, I haven't watched very much of this but I really doubt this is going to be anything less than awesome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPyKVkSDLbU

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