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Kakairo
Dec 5, 2005

In case of emergency, my ass can be used as a flotation device.

BlankIsBeautiful posted:

drat, that seriously looks like Will Ferrell.

Nope, that's Willard Scott.

e:f,b

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dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Mr Havafap posted:



Original Ronald McDonald

Holy Jesus Christ.
Those fries are huge. When did McDonalds replace those with the shoestring poo poo they serve nowadays. :mad:


"Fire Conditionvery". A relative of Trespassers William, perhaps?

Atomic_Amish
Aug 22, 2005
Spitting Cobra With Hepatitis

dijon du jour posted:

"Fire Conditionvery". A relative of Trespassers William, perhaps?

Oh, bother.

Bad Sneakers
Sep 4, 2004

me irl

I now know how to insult people in six new languages. :)

Antifa Spacemarine
Jan 11, 2011

Tzeentch can suck it.

m2pt5 posted:

Here's the list from Gen 5. I suspect the list in Gen 6 has at least all of these.

JESUSSUCKS is my favorite, I guess ALLAHBLOWS is A-OK.

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

JESUSSUCKS is my favorite, I guess ALLAHBLOWS is A-OK.

9/11 :911:

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

QwertySanchez posted:

I love how all other clowns have names like Ouchy and Stinko and he's just called Ronald.

Interesting not: In Japan, there is a famous historical personage known as Ranald MacDonald, so the clown for MacDonald's is named DONALD MacDonald. (Well, and that it's Makudonarudo.)

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

m2pt5 posted:

Here's the list from Gen 5. I suspect the list in Gen 6 has at least all of these.
and I was going to name my starter GODDAMN ADHD and everything.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

Shaman Ooglaboogla posted:

JESUSSUCKS is my favorite, I guess ALLAHBLOWS is A-OK.

It's a good thing we protect our children from the horrors of words like friend of the family, human being, fcuk, hitler, and ADHD

Vicas
Dec 9, 2009

Sweet tricks, mom.

To be fair I never have been a fan of that brand

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

dijon du jour posted:

Those fries are huge. When did McDonalds replace those with the shoestring poo poo they serve nowadays. :mad:

Burger King's new fries might be right up your alley, sir.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer
It happened.

That Fucking Sned
Oct 28, 2010

That Pokemon list just shows how the UK have the best swear words :britain:

GOBSHITE
TWAT
WANKER
ARSE
BLOODYHELL
BUGGER
FANNY
NONCE
TOSSER

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




That loving Sned posted:

That Pokemon list just shows how the UK have the best swear words :britain:

GOBSHITE
TWAT
WANKER
ARSE
BLOODYHELL
BUGGER
FANNY
NONCE
TOSSER

Holy poo poo, BELLEND isn't on their banned list. :woop:

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


I can't work out that list. It wouldn't let me call my pidgey fartbird.

RagingTaco
Oct 21, 2008

No thanks, I don't like eggs.
What?
Eggs are your favorite!
Okay, then give me lots of eggs.
Oh sweet pokechat...

Here is a jowling horse:


e, and a jowling goon for comparison:

RagingTaco has a new favorite as of 21:13 on Oct 16, 2013

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That loving Sned posted:

That Pokemon list just shows how the UK have the best swear words :britain:

GOBSHITE
TWAT
WANKER
ARSE
BLOODYHELL
BUGGER
FANNY
NONCE
TOSSER
I'm just picturing Father Jack Hackett with a DS now.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

RagingTaco posted:

e, and a jowling goon for comparison:


As somebody with a similar dumb beard, he's really gotta be whipping his head around for it to curve like that!

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
My favorite is scrolling down to the Japanese swear words and they suddenly get all classy with multiple words.

Also: I feel like it's a perfect example for social commentary on the xenophobia and disdain the Japanese have for anyone NOT Japanese or who is, for lack of a better word, considered an invalid based on their banned swear words.

i.e.

Cripple
Lunatic
Hairy foreigner
Foreign resident
Chinese person
Deaf person
Laborer
Speech impediment
Blind person, illiterate person
Retard
Typhoid fever


Seriously... :ironicat:

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

fullroundaction posted:

I know what I'm looking at and my brain still can't work it out :psyduck:

At first I thought it was a ceiling mirror, but the bed would be on the otherside of the room in the top part.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!
The best part of the Pokemon censoring system was that it prevented some un-named Pokemon from being traded online like Cofagrigus, Noseprear end, Froslrear end ect.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Are you grown rear end goons talking about a children's card game? What's next, discussing your favorite pony?

RagingTaco
Oct 21, 2008

No thanks, I don't like eggs.
What?
Eggs are your favorite!
Okay, then give me lots of eggs.
Funny pictures XIII: J/K don't post pictures!


/jowling kick

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Angela Christine posted:

Are you grown rear end goons talking about a children's card game? What's next, discussing your favorite pony?
No, they're talking about a video game.

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razorrozar
Feb 21, 2012

by Cyrano4747

RatHat posted:

The best part of the Pokemon censoring system was that it prevented some un-named Pokemon from being traded online like Cofagrigus, Noseprear end, Froslrear end ect.

It even flagged Weedle for a while.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
:nws: http://i.imgur.com/8LosrMx.jpg :nws:

Some..uhh..."unique" furniture found in WWII thought to have belonged to Catherine the Great.

:nws: http://sangbleu.com/2013/10/16/catherine-the-great%E2%80%99s-erotic-cabinet/ :nws:

Link is also Not Work Safe.

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
Catherine sure did love horses.

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
Man, erotic furniture was so much more elegant in days of yore. Today it's all inflatable plastic Dickbutts and anime boob mousepads.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
What's the point in playing a game if you can't name your character Assboner or Cumhitler?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.




My newspaper is augmented.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
If you fail to make payments on them, do they get repossessed?

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Powerful Two-Hander posted:



My newspaper is augmented.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

So I see we're moving into Phase I of the Clinical Trials. I look forward to seeing the footage after it's transferred on to a VHS tape.

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

Vagabundo posted:

So I see we're moving into Phase I of the Clinical Trials. I look forward to seeing the footage after it's transferred on to a VHS tape.

That segment caught a lot of flack but I actually liked it quite a bit.

Effingham
Aug 1, 2006

The bells of the Gion Temple echo the impermanence of all things...

dialhforhero posted:

My favorite is scrolling down to the Japanese swear words and they suddenly get all classy with multiple words.

Also: I feel like it's a perfect example for social commentary on the xenophobia and disdain the Japanese have for anyone NOT Japanese or who is, for lack of a better word, considered an invalid based on their banned swear words.

i.e.

Cripple
Lunatic
Hairy foreigner
Foreign resident
Chinese person
Deaf person
Laborer
Speech impediment
Blind person, illiterate person
Retard
Typhoid fever


Seriously... :ironicat:

To be fair, translated into English without context, yeah, it's a bit... meh. But words like Tôjin ("Chinese [Tang] Person") are actually obsolete slurs -- much as a Japanese person might not understand why a Japanese translation of the English "darky" might be offensive.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Captain Trips
May 23, 2013
The sudden reminder that I have no fucking clue what I'm talking about
That shouldn't even be possible. The machines that paint those lines have nozzles a foot off the ground, not 8 feet.

EDIT: Calling bullshit, no paint on the windshield wiper or headlight.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


He probably just parks there regularly and thought it'd be a funny paintjob.

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Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Captain Trips posted:

That shouldn't even be possible. The machines that paint those lines have nozzles a foot off the ground, not 8 feet.

EDIT: Calling bullshit, no paint on the windshield wiper or headlight.

Looks like yellow tape, actually. I do believe this is a prank. :monocle:

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