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an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Any idea what I'm looking at here? I'm not sure if it's a *thing* or just massive frame damage.
edit: or both

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Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I know a guy who built a show truck that could elevate the bed and spin and flip and do all kinds of stupid poo poo in sync with his stereo. It sort of looked like that sometimes.

MadScientistWorking
Jun 23, 2010

"I was going through a time period where I was looking up weird stories involving necrophilia..."

Guinness posted:

I and my friend group are all mid 20s to early 30s city dwellers, and it's funny how some of my friends who were once vehemently anti-car-ownership changed their stance once they finally found some "real" jobs and could afford one. The unfortunate thing is that it took some of them several years out of school to get anything resembling a "real" job despite their best efforts.

While it is true that living in a city gives you a lot of good alternatives to car ownership, I think it really is that young adults are, in general, economically hosed and just plain can't afford to own, operate, maintain, insure, and fuel a car on top of life's other expenses and it's easier to save face with noble reasons to justify why they don't own a car other than "I'm poor".


What city do you live in because you really are understating how much of a pain in the rear end it is to own a car in certain cities? Admittedly, it doesn't help that my first car I want to own would effectively require having access to a fully kitted out car shop to get it back into what would be working condition if my hunches about it are correct.

MadScientistWorking fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Oct 17, 2013

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


bisticles posted:

Any idea what I'm looking at here? I'm not sure if it's a *thing* or just massive frame damage.
edit: or both


He has a dump box installed. The filler neck is attached to the frame of the truck and no longer to the box so he has to lift the box to fuel it up

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Powershift posted:

He has a dump box installed. The filler neck is attached to the frame of the truck and no longer to the box so he has to lift the box to fuel it up

ahh... well I'll be. Thanks.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
One of the Wheeler Dealers episodes shows a DeLorean bodywork specialist working.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe
I did the math on public transit and it would cost me almost double what I spend in fuel on a monthly basis to bus/train to work. Along with that, I would have to deal with walking to the bus stop in the snow and cold rear end winter bullshit we get here, ride to the park and ride, take a bus to the closest train station, take that train to the station another 1/2 mile from where I work and then walk in. All in all it would take me about 2-3 times as long and cost 2x as much to not drive to work. Now I guess I could sell my car and stop paying insurance, but then how do I get to the mountains on the weekend when I want to snowboard?

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Throatwarbler posted:

Excessive government regulation once again strangles economic growth and job creation

Pulling out of all markets other than the US and Canada and cutting their product lines down to nothing but trucks in order to keep more of their profit margins is economic growth and will create jobs?

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

EightBit posted:

This is not getting the love it deserves.
I agree. That's a reason to buy a Miata, right there.

Neptr posted:

Reminds me of the F-350 Super Duty King Ranch I saw blasting down the highway last Sunday.
Have some terrible F-350, courtesy of Jefferson County, Colorado.
F-350...what's that badge there on the side?


POLICE INTERCEPTOR



What about this other F-350?


Whoo, boy! A KING RANCH Police Interceptor!


What, exactly, they're going to intercept? :iiam:




\/\/\/\/ little known :eng101: Use 'Amount' for things you can't count, like water. Use 'Number' for things you can count, like cities. \/\/\/

Kenny Rogers fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Oct 17, 2013

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

veedubfreak posted:

I did the math on public transit and it would cost me almost double what I spend in fuel on a monthly basis to bus/train to work. Along with that, I would have to deal with walking to the bus stop in the snow and cold rear end winter bullshit we get here, ride to the park and ride, take a bus to the closest train station, take that train to the station another 1/2 mile from where I work and then walk in. All in all it would take me about 2-3 times as long and cost 2x as much to not drive to work. Now I guess I could sell my car and stop paying insurance, but then how do I get to the mountains on the weekend when I want to snowboard?

Congrats on living somewhere that is in the middle of nowhere, and working in the middle of nowhere, I guess?

The vast amount of cities that were built prior to the expansion of the automobile make it very expensive/difficult to own a car.

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Disgruntled Bovine posted:

Pulling out of all markets other than the US and Canada and cutting their product lines down to nothing but trucks in order to keep more of their profit margins is economic growth and will create jobs?

He was being sarcastic.
:thejoke:

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Octopus Magic posted:

Congrats on living somewhere that is in the middle of nowhere, and working in the middle of nowhere, I guess?

The vast amount of cities that were built prior to the expansion of the automobile make it very expensive/difficult to own a car.

Spoken like someone who's never been to one of the many large metro cities with urban sprawl problems.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Spoken like someone who's never been to one of the many large metro cities with urban sprawl problems.
Exactly. When I lived in Arizona, I lived on Center Street in Mesa, and worked at the SRP building off the 202.
Drive: 12 miles, 18 minutes
Bus: 3 buses, 1h 32m.

Later, I worked for AlliedSignal (Honeywell)
Drive: 15 miles, 21 minutes.
Bus: 3 buses, 1h 34m

I'm fortunate now, in that I work at the airport, Denver has comparatively good Public Transportation, and there are lots of buses that go to the Airport.
It still would take me twice as long to commute 22 miles as it takes me to drive.

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Kenny Rogers posted:

Exactly. When I lived in Arizona, I lived on Center Street in Mesa, and worked at the SRP building off the 202.
Drive: 12 miles, 18 minutes
Bus: 3 buses, 1h 32m.

Later, I worked for AlliedSignal (Honeywell)
Drive: 15 miles, 21 minutes.
Bus: 3 buses, 1h 34m

I'm fortunate now, in that I work at the airport, Denver has comparatively good Public Transportation, and there are lots of buses that go to the Airport.
It still would take me twice as long to commute 22 miles as it takes me to drive.

Sounds about right. I live 7 miles from work in Phoenix metro and it would take me 3 buses and 75 minutes to get to work. If there's any traffic a round trip would be three hours. A day. Visit family in Houston? Better rent a car. Fly to San Antonio for business? Have a car because lol bus there. Went to Atlanta for some training and if you weren't in literal down town or the air port you were hosed (although the tram thing was neat if a little limiting, still had to walk 1.5 miles to the hotel).

Finally saw one of these stupid COD Jeeps in the wild.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Kenny Rogers posted:

I agree. That's a reason to buy a Miata, right there.
Have some terrible F-350, courtesy of Jefferson County, Colorado.
F-350...what's that badge there on the side?


POLICE INTERCEPTOR



What about this other F-350?


Whoo, boy! A KING RANCH Police Interceptor!


What, exactly, they're going to intercept? :iiam:



I'm dying to see these photos but they don't work!

MadScientistWorking
Jun 23, 2010

"I was going through a time period where I was looking up weird stories involving necrophilia..."

Kenny Rogers posted:

Exactly. When I lived in Arizona, I lived on Center Street in Mesa, and worked at the SRP building off the 202.
Honestly, I would still consider that the middle of nowhere. Admittedly my criteria is a bit off as I lived in New York where the suburban sprawl is a bit more insane as it spans quite a few states and out populates cities like Mesa.

MadScientistWorking fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Oct 17, 2013

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Spoken like someone who's never been to one of the many large metro cities with urban sprawl problems.

But that was exactly my point in the second sentence?

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

Octopus Magic posted:

But that was exactly my point in the second sentence?

Urban sprawl is a very prevalent problem that exists from coast to coast. That makes your second statement hard to take seriously, especially if you travel frequently and get to experience it first hand.

Octopus Magic
Dec 19, 2003

I HATE EVERYTHING THAT YOU LIKE* AND I NEED TO BE SURE YOU ALL KNOW THAT EVERY TIME I POST

*unless it's a DSM in which case we cool ^_^

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Urban sprawl is a very prevalent problem that exists from coast to coast. That makes your second statement hard to take seriously, especially if you travel frequently and get to experience it first hand.

The vast amount of cities that were built prior to the expansion of the automobile make it very expensive/difficult to own a car.

I bolded the important part.

Or perhaps you've never tried to own a vehicle in NYC/Boston/Philly/Chicago

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

StormDrain posted:

I'm dying to see these photos but they don't work!
Weird. They're on copy.com. Lemme copy (HA) them to my imgur account and update the links.
e: Fixt

Kenny Rogers fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Oct 17, 2013

Maker Of Shoes
Sep 4, 2006

AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!
meh, not worth the derail

This thread needs more CR-V's with fart cannons.

Maker Of Shoes fucked around with this message at 20:00 on Oct 17, 2013

Cruseydr
May 18, 2010

I am not an atomic playboy.
I ride the bus to work, but I couldn't do it without a car because I have to take my kid to daycare and then get to the park and ride. If I had to bike/walk to get to the bus it would take me like 2 hours to get to work.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Kenny Rogers posted:

Exactly. When I lived in Arizona, I lived on Center Street in Mesa, and worked at the SRP building off the 202.
Drive: 12 miles, 18 minutes
Bus: 3 buses, 1h 32m.

Later, I worked for AlliedSignal (Honeywell)
Drive: 15 miles, 21 minutes.
Bus: 3 buses, 1h 34m

I'm fortunate now, in that I work at the airport, Denver has comparatively good Public Transportation, and there are lots of buses that go to the Airport.
It still would take me twice as long to commute 22 miles as it takes me to drive.

Funny you mention the airport. I live on tower just north of i-70 and drive to the Tech Center every day. 19 mile drive takes 20-30 minutes depending on how many stupid fucks have driven into each other on 225. At least the light rail will be coming out all the way to the Airport pretty soon. Although it'll still cost me more for the lightrail than fuel because of the way Denver does the fair rates.

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

Maker Of Shoes posted:

Sounds about right. I live 7 miles from work in Phoenix metro and it would take me 3 buses and 75 minutes to get to work.

At one point, I lived 1.8 miles from work. I even lived on the same street as my employer (Preston, for DFW goons).

Walking took about 35-40 minutes.

To get there by bus, it would have been about 2 hours each way. Why? my employer was in Plano, I was (barely) in Dallas. I'd have to take a bus (southbound) to a transit center in Addison, then switch to a bus heading to Plano (northbound). And I'd still be walking about 15 minutes on top of that.

fake edit: I just looked at DART's route planner, they've since added a bus that would... take me across 190 to Plano, then I'd still have to get off and walk 1.2 miles. What's the point of that? :psypop:

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

veedubfreak posted:

Funny you mention the airport. I live on tower just north of i-70 and drive to the Tech Center every day. 19 mile drive takes 20-30 minutes depending on how many stupid fucks have driven into each other on 225. At least the light rail will be coming out all the way to the Airport pretty soon. Although it'll still cost me more for the lightrail than fuel because of the way Denver does the fair rates.
You should come hang out in the Denver Thread. It's one of the most active in Your City Sucks, even if we put up with have Tenement Funster.

Dipping back into my bag of On Topic post material...
I wish I'd been able to get better pictures of this.
It's a non-turbo 2G DSM that had some sort of plastic cup taped into a hole cut in the hood, mismatched rims, and gigantic fartcan.

Click for an *enormous* view of my nose (until you scroll over to see the intake).





STANZALONE still takes the cake in my Terrible Car Stuff folder, however.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010

Surprisingly, despite the fact that I live 45 minutes north of Boston, the train ride from a nearby station to one near where I work takes half as long as driving there. Once I got there however I'd have 1.3 miles left to get to work, which would either take me (according to google maps) 25 minutes to walk, or 7 minutes to bike. I can take a bike on the train, and added to the 1 minute from my house to the train station on a bike it would only take me 20 minutes to get to work by bike and train, while it takes about 22-25 minutes by car.

However, that doesn't factor in leaving time to make sure I don't miss the train and the problems with bad weather. It also doesn't factor in that since I live in a pretty rural area, I can't get anywhere without a car and the train tickets would cost more than the gas to do the drive. Nor does it take into account the fact that the earliest train would make me 40 minutes late to work, and I'd have to wait an hour for the train at the end of the day.

I'd probably be in better shape though.

Disgruntled Bovine fucked around with this message at 02:02 on Oct 18, 2013

Devyl
Mar 27, 2005

It slices!

It dices!

It makes Julienne fries!

Maker Of Shoes posted:


Finally saw one of these stupid COD Jeeps in the wild.



I'll bet around 97% of those Jeeps won't see anything rougher than a pothole or wet/icy road.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
I hate the stupid COD jeep idea, but I can't really complain too much because it's a silly appearance package, as such it has pumped up the pool of available project jeeps to be purchased in good condition for reasonable prices in 10 years and turned into actual fun offroad vehicles.

Think of it as a gift to future broke jeep AIers, funded by dumb xbox gamers with daddy's money.

Kenny Rogers
Sep 7, 2007

Chapter One:
When I first saw Sparky, he reminded me of my favorite comb. He was missing a lot of teeth.

kastein posted:

Think of it as a gift to future broke jeep AIers, funded by dumb xbox gamers with daddy's money.
Daddy's money?
I think not.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/23/new-study-compares-360-ps3-consumers/
http://www.theesa.com/facts/pdfs/ESA_EF_2013.pdf
http://www.theesa.com/facts/gameplayer.asp


Joystiq from 2008 posted:

Most interesting amongst the somewhat sparse research points was the age breakdown of console owners. Experian pegs Xbox 360 owners at being within the average age range of 35-44, while placing PS3 users as being over 44 on average. Other than age, the report shows that both 360 and PS3 owners share similar interests (board games, go-carting), and both reportedly watch less television than non-gamers polled (um, probably because they're playing games instead).

The Entertainment Software Association from 2013 posted:

* The average gamer is 30.
* 37% of gamers are 36+.
* 48% of gamers are women.
* The average age of the most frequent game purchaser is 35.
* #1 selling video game of 2011? Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3.

COD has 40 million users, which means (roughly) 15 million of them are in their mid-to-late 30's, and can buy their own drat COD and Lara Croft Tomb Raider Jeep Appearance Packages.

Kenny Rogers fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Oct 18, 2013

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Kenny Rogers posted:

Daddy's money?
I think not.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/23/new-study-compares-360-ps3-consumers/
http://www.theesa.com/facts/pdfs/ESA_EF_2013.pdf
http://www.theesa.com/facts/gameplayer.asp



COD has 40 million users, which means (roughly) 15 million of them are in their mid-to-late 30's, and can buy their own drat COD and Lara Croft Tomb Raider Jeep Appearance Packages.

You sure put a hell of a lot of effort into proving me wrong on a single off the cuff comment, I think that might be the first time someone's posted an entire screen worth of stats and links over 6 words I wrote. I don't honestly care that much, either way, the vast majority of them will probably never do anything more challenging than a dirt road or a little snow with their jeep and that means well kept, barely used project vehicles hitting craigslist a decade later.

Horrible poo poo:


More hacked up hillbilly horseshit by the same owner/"fabricator":


Guy got all mouthy and threatened to pull people's jeeps apart in a tug of war when told his "builds" were hillbilly hackjob bullshit that could be expected to explode if he did anything except play in mud puddles.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Oil changes look easy at least.



`Nemesis fucked around with this message at 02:58 on Oct 18, 2013

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Kenny Rogers posted:

Daddy's money?
I think not.

http://www.joystiq.com/2008/06/23/new-study-compares-360-ps3-consumers/
http://www.theesa.com/facts/pdfs/ESA_EF_2013.pdf
http://www.theesa.com/facts/gameplayer.asp



COD has 40 million users, which means (roughly) 15 million of them are in their mid-to-late 30's, and can buy their own drat COD and Lara Croft Tomb Raider Jeep Appearance Packages.

So how's you're call of duty jeep ? Haha.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

kastein posted:

You sure put a hell of a lot of effort into proving me wrong on a single off the cuff comment, I think that might be the first time someone's posted an entire screen worth of stats and links over 6 words I wrote. I don't honestly care that much, either way, the vast majority of them will probably never do anything more challenging than a dirt road or a little snow with their jeep and that means well kept, barely used project vehicles hitting craigslist a decade later.

Horrible poo poo:


More hacked up hillbilly horseshit by the same owner/"fabricator":


Guy got all mouthy and threatened to pull people's jeeps apart in a tug of war when told his "builds" were hillbilly hackjob bullshit that could be expected to explode if he did anything except play in mud puddles.

You sound really angry about people offroading in "hacked up" vehicles.

I also can't find whats wrong with either of those.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

`Nemesis posted:

Oil changes look easy at least.





Look at that rear axle setup. drat, son.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Slavvy posted:

Look at that rear axle setup. drat, son.

I was looking more at the red puddle by the window. Kinda freaking me out.

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.

Chinatown posted:

You sound really angry about people offroading in "hacked up" vehicles.

I also can't find whats wrong with either of those.

I am, because they plug up the fuckin' trail with their busted poo poo and usually spend time propagating bad info to people who don't know any better.

The first one has 10-12 inches of lift to clear 35s, you can clear 35s on 4-5 inches of lift, and he's got the worst, least reliable radius arm kit available on there. And stock steering links at such a ridiculous height that I'd be shocked if it has less than a quarter turn of play in the wheel and will actually turn without the tie rod ends binding up completely if the right front wheel is up and the left front is down. You can see how close to maxed out the TRE on the right steering knuckle is.

e: ahahah I just noticed something else, he's running a stock tie rod with a locked front diff, 10" of lift, and giant tires. For reference I have bent those badly screwing around in a snowy parking lot in a stock cherokee... and put a significant bend in one by laying it on the ground in my yard and jumping on the middle of it. They are spaghetti-stiff and have no place on any upgraded cherokee.

The second is weak stock drivetrain/suspension parts turning tires way too large for it, hackjob frontend work, and general redneck bullshit. Plus if someone's got two or more steering stabilizers on their rig you can almost guarantee they are either bad at cars or made the mistake of listening to someone who is bad at cars when they planned their build.

Also, he writes posts like this, so you know he's a winner:

xj_redneck posted:

My so called hacked up mud truck has gone as as far as and farther then any jeep around here typical jeep ***s, believe any other vehicle besides there amazing ****ed up heep is just a hack job. But when asked to hook chains jeep ***s just say "jeeps arent ment for that poo poo." If jeeps are great and can do anything better then a "hacked up mud truck" then hook the POS jeep you own with its awesome ability to out do anything a truck can do to my "hacked up mud truck" so i can tear if half. Wouldnt be the first time i rip an axle out, stap your drive shaft in half and and kink a unibody, watch your motor shoot sparks and chunks fall out the bottom, see a trany hanging in pieces under a jeep because they talk all big and bad bout there ****ing heep like a jeep *** does and then watches fall apart by the "hacked up mud truck" yanking there chain.

The sad thing is i know there are people on here and people out there with jeeps who dont act like their king poo poo cuz they have a jeep. Those people arent jeep ***. Its the dumb ****s that think because a truck with 20" lift and 42s(that clears 50" tires with no problem) is just a hacked up mud truck. I didnt do all the lift the big tires and heavy rear end bumpers to look perty, id blaze my own trails run over anything in my path i didnt care. I love jeeps there fun multiperpose vehicles that can do a lot but when insult another mans vehicle without knowing what it is and how it performs you deserve an rear end whoopin.

All misspellings his.

kastein fucked around with this message at 03:50 on Oct 18, 2013

shy boy from chess club
Jun 11, 2008

It wasnt that bad, after you left I got to help put out the fire!

I love when people doubt kastein cause he knows so many things :allears:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Dr.Smasher posted:

I was looking more at the red puddle by the window. Kinda freaking me out.

That actually (probably) is blood... that's exactly where the fire department hauled the driver out of the van before stuffing him in the ambulance. Are you more freaked out now? :)

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Fart Pipe posted:

I love when people doubt kastein cause he knows so many things :allears:

Dude's like an Oracle. I ever get another Jeep I'm driving it to him for all repairs.

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Blood Magnet
Nov 25, 2010
My commute is just under 2 miles. I leave my house at 6:26am to get there at 6:30am. It's pretty great.

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