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ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4137716423.html

drat it I wish my gf would drive stick and stop being A BITCH.

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este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum
Buy it for her, give her the keys, and tell her "good luck". You won't get laid for a while, but she'll learn.

(My dad did the same thing to me, but I wasn't planning on sleeping with him anyway)

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW
The 93 is pretty peppy in the 2.0T package. 2002 is the last year for the hatch. It's also silver. Go for it!

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist
GM product.

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW
Sure the interior is GM partsbin, but the B205 is not. :colbert:

DrPain
Apr 29, 2004

Purrfectly priceless
items here.
You say that like its a selling point.

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist
Two thousand dollars and poor impulse control should get you something German with leather seats at the very least.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4136587207.html

I bet Mike will take much less, he's on his second post.

NOTinuyasha fucked around with this message at 09:31 on Oct 19, 2013

Viggen
Sep 10, 2010

by XyloJW
Wait wait wait.. I got this.

Craigslist posted:

$900 Probe:



Ford Probe 900obo

Motor has 50k on it. Body has 349,229
Great beater car runs and drives great
Body has some damage driver side front fender and the paint is left found wanting.

No Radio
No A/C

Call or Text 352-four60-7one4three. Text is the best way to get in touch with me.

meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

West SAAB Story posted:

Wait wait wait.. I got this.

That's a manual, you bumbler.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

ultimateforce posted:

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4137716423.html

drat it I wish my gf would drive stick and stop being A BITCH.

I had the same problem and ended up with a Beetle.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
My GF is being very lame about this.

She wants a Volvo but NOT a wagon.

She is okay with an old Mercedes diesel though.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4030087709.html

A diesel with a "knocking noise" you say?

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reaLIxAutQU

21.5

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Perfect.

8ender
Sep 24, 2003

clown is watching you sleep
At first I was looking at the smaller numbers thinking that wasn't too bad until I saw they were km/h.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Drove a Mercedes diesel turbo and it was GREAT but the a/c blower didn't work. :(

Holdbrooks
Jan 1, 2005

NEAI 2015
RIDE ETERNAL SHINY AND CHROME
ONWARD TO THE HALLS OF RUSTHALLA
Blowers usually die because of resistors. Might be an easy fix.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
I got my first bait and switch at a dealer today. Nice work.

c355n4
Jan 3, 2007

ultimateforce posted:

I got my first bait and switch at a dealer today. Nice work.

Story time, damnit.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Nothing just driving around all day from place to place. Every Craigslist seller is flaking and when I get to a dealer the price of the cars are magically increasing by $500 (yes before dealer fees and what-not).

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

ultimateforce posted:

My GF is being very lame about this.

She wants a Volvo but NOT a wagon.

She is okay with an old Mercedes diesel though.

your car prices beat the hell out of my bay area car prices :mad:

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4101344054.html

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4085918374.html

http://orlando.craigslist.org/cto/4126260735.html

(there are some others but they don't have much detail in the ads, or don't have an airbag)

if your girlfriend is anything like most people, she will fall in love with the 240 once she test-drives one

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Each of those are at least an hour each way from me and I've already been out since 10:30am.

Bleh.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
The RB turbo kit you can buy from me.


Rivera is done.






We have two of these big-rear end crates to ship over-seas.


The nicest GT-S I've driven yet. They are best stock, too bad I am about to put a big 'ol turbo in it.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Yes, I might be owning a TURBO DIESEL Mercedes tomorrow.

:getin:

bandman
Mar 17, 2008
Be aware that, while long lived, poo poo does break regularly still, and the things that should be simple and cheap to fix are very complex and expensive because Mercedes. It will also be comically slow. Diesel Benz apologists can say what they want, but in my two years of working nights as a valet, the slowest vehicle I ever drove was an 83 300TD. It was pristine inside and out, but holy poo poo it could not get out of its own way.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
I thought it was pretty fast after hearing about what dogs they are.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
So Rich is already looking in how I should upgrade it.

Oh no you don't.

Hugh G. Rectum
Mar 1, 2011

How much boost can one of those old diesels take without upgrading internals? Does it even have an intercooler? You say that the slowness doesn't bother you but the novelty will wear off fast.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
I am reading you can get 600 torque with bolt-on and 1000 torque before the internals want to be free from the block.

NOTinuyasha
Oct 17, 2006

 
The Great Twist
Blow up anything you want, just swear you'll never install a vegetable oil kit. Or sell it to anyone who will.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

ultimateforce posted:

Yes, I might be owning a TURBO DIESEL Mercedes tomorrow.

:getin:

Ah, the other indestructible brick. Awesome!

mafoose
Oct 30, 2006

volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and vulvas and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dongs and volvos and dons and volvos and dogs and volvos and cats and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs and volvos and dogs
If it falls through, go after that white 1993 240.
That is the best deal, it's the last year they were made, with cold R134A factory, and a 2.3l motor with piston oil squirters. It'll run 500k miles easily, with almost no maintenance, while getting mid 20mpg.

If you don't like it, the kids on TB would easily offer you that money back.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
Someone stole your hood ornament.

How's it drive?

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Way faster than I expected. Super easy to see out of and park. Needs an alignment.

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Got the Mercedes this morning as you can figure out by now.

LIFE HACK: Happy wife, happy life.




This baby is ALL ORIGINAL.


You can have speed and class.


It has a turbo. :smug:






The best part of the car, the sweet air scoop.


A very tidy interior for the age.








I am guessing this engine is making 100hp, maybe.


Good thing to take note of.


Gotta Instagram it.


Bonus biscuit picture.


Everything works. The A/C, the power steering, the windows, the seats, the sunroof. 230,000 miles. I paid $2300 delivered to the shop so I can park it till I put the tag on it. The guy is bringing me a bunch of spare parts he has left over. I could tell he didn't want to sell the car but the wife was making him. The vacuum lines I found yesterday that were cracked were brand new this morning on the engine.

ultimateforce fucked around with this message at 21:00 on Oct 20, 2013

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
What's going on with those headlight, it's like half is missing?

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC
Those are the non-wiper lights for the 1990 refresh.

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

The wheel is on the wrong side, deal killer :colbert:

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meatpimp
May 15, 2004

Psst -- Wanna buy

:) EVERYWHERE :)
some high-quality thread's DESTROYED!

:kheldragar:

ultimateforce posted:

Those are the non-wiper lights for the 1990 refresh.

AKA Poverty Spec.

Kidding aside, those are tanks. Other than the rear suspension that goes off and is a bitch to replace all the worn stuff.

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