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Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Cuadrado is too fast. This is some amazing football regardless. I'm loving chuffed its Fiorentina. 3 goals, 5 minutes. 2 from Rossi.

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mila kunis
Jun 10, 2011
Maybe italian football isn't total crap OP

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Rossi is a fairytale, unbelievable.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

tekz posted:

Maybe italian football isn't total crap OP

It's really not.

Just imagine when Gomez gets better. Holy poo poo.

And Rebić.

Goddamn that stadium is LOUD. The announcers are borderline yelling on this stream.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
I want the same steroids Cuadrado is on.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Charlotte Hornets posted:

I want the same steroids Cuadrado is on.

He's from Colombia, it's obviously cocaine.

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

I go away for five minutes to make eggs and Juve suddenly became Milan. What the gently caress.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

9 bookings this match. Definitely a slug fest.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Also this announcer is dumb. "No bigger rivalry between teams in Serie A".

Ummm...Milan and Inter?

Sandwolf
Jan 23, 2007

i'll be harpo


Soulex posted:

Also this announcer is dumb. "No bigger rivalry between teams in Serie A".

Ummm...Milan and Inter?

Lazio and Roma, Genoa and Sampdoria, Juventus and Torino, etc etc

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



My hands are shakiung I canb't even type properly

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Yeah. I mean its a rilvary, but not nearly as bad as those aforementioned.

How long has it been since Fiorentina beat Juventus at home?


Great game. Really great game. It's got to be strange for Rossi, coming back from 2 years and now he is on a good project team and is the league leader in goals (I think).

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

canepazzo posted:

My hands are shakiung I canb't even type properly

I wish I could hug you. I need to hug someone.

My wife came in during the screaming and asked if I was ok.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I can't believe I slept through that :negative:

Rossi hat trick is all kinds of good.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Oh and dear gobbi, that machine gun cheering? You can stick it up your as..amoah.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Yesssssss

canepazzo
May 29, 2006





To explain: Batistuta used to cheer like that on his goals. He cheered like that on our last win in Florence (1998) when he scored the 1-0. Osvaldo also cheered like that on the 2-3 win in Turin (our last win vs. Juventus in 2008)

The caption says:

"MACHINE GUN MY DICK"

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Also loving hell I'm peeing myself:

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

El Hefe posted:

Rossi is a fairytale, unbelievable.

loving hell, unbelievable for sure. Can't believe he's this good "already" after those serious injuries, he looks like the Rossi of the 10/11 season

Duro
May 1, 2013

by Lowtax
Yes, now it's Juve fans' turn to taste the bitter disappointment us Milan fans have felt since the start of the season. Keep piling up those losses please

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



http://www.video.mediaset.it/video/sportmediaset/calcio/415110/della-valle-che-show.html

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_F4CXn7ccU

LMAO Crudeli kissing Balotelli's cutout.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Fiorentina sends Roma 5 clear at the top of the table.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

It is just the beginning, but that is still an impressive start for Roma.

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



I fell asleep and missed the second half, what the hell happened?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Drogadon posted:

I fell asleep and missed the second half, what the hell happened?
Juve stopped defending

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Drogadon posted:

I fell asleep and missed the second half, what the hell happened?

Rossi did something Amazing.

calcio
May 7, 2007

No Totti No party

Drogadon posted:

I fell asleep and missed the second half, what the hell happened?
Juve forgot to send the check before the match.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Drogadon posted:

I fell asleep and missed the second half, what the hell happened?

Conte had a wig malfunction.

Catania has sacked Rolando Maran and hired Gigi De Canio. They're better than the results suggest, in my opinion, so this isn't too bad of a move.

Also Juve are going to get bummed by Real Madrid. It's gonna be a bad week in Europe for Italy.

Was Taters
Jul 30, 2004

Here comes a regular

Soulex posted:

Rossi did something Amazing.

I'm really happy for him - it's about time something went emphatically his way.

Troy Queef
Jan 12, 2013




Finally got around to watching the match (stupid work kept me from watching it live) and I almost forgot how much I enjoy seeing Juve implode.

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
gently caress off, that's not a red!

//nice save by Carizzopizza

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
loving hell just got home and saw the scores, goddamn alright Rossi!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

I think Juve will still be tough for Madrid. Juve are more sorted to playing them than an extremely technical side of midgets like Fiorentina.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Charlotte Hornets posted:

gently caress off, that's not a red!

//nice save by Carizzopizza

Carrizo is man of the match so far. If this ends in a draw I'm gonna lol.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN
Also I have to admit I've been brutally wrong about Rossi, I said to Fiorentina supporters not to get too excited about him considering I really didn't think he'd be able to be that good after almost two years off but hell he's doing amazingly well!

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
I missed the start, what did Handanovic do?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

mynameisjohn posted:

I think Juve will still be tough for Madrid. Juve are more sorted to playing them than an extremely technical side of midgets like Fiorentina.

Madrid are also quite bad at the minute

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Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

trem_two posted:

I missed the start, what did Handanovic do?

Went low to block a ball that Cerci was about to score with, knocked him over. It was a pen but I don't know about a red.

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