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It looks like the chain-link fence making up the oplot cage isn't coated in rubber like it is in the UFC and pretty much every other organization that uses a cage that I can remember. Has a fighter ever been sliced open by a burr?
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# ? Oct 18, 2013 20:19 |
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proof of concept posted:It looks like the chain-link fence making up the oplot cage isn't coated in rubber like it is in the UFC and pretty much every other organization that uses a cage that I can remember. Has a fighter ever been sliced open by a burr? Not since Indy found and we started watching Oplot
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# ? Oct 18, 2013 20:22 |
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how does oplot put on so many shows
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# ? Oct 18, 2013 20:40 |
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david carmichael posted:how does oplot put on so many shows malnourished slavic peasants
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# ? Oct 18, 2013 21:00 |
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david carmichael posted:how does oplot put on so many shows They fight often, like once a week. Lots of other Euro fighters. Todays card is an ammy card too.
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# ? Oct 18, 2013 21:05 |
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Oplot's fight roster is whoever could call in to work at the steel mill or Burger King that day.
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# ? Oct 18, 2013 21:48 |
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today I saw a poster with prolific loser of fights Pawel Nastula advertising e cigarettes so that smokers can lose their fight also, and buy a toy in the process
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# ? Oct 18, 2013 22:29 |
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So Beanfried asked me to write up a little thing about Oplot for the thread so I'll bite. Oplot MMA Club What the gently caress is Oplot? So you guys remember Super Fight League? The poo poo-tier Indian promotion with the really stupid theme song, terrible fights that were so bad they became good by virtue of being funny and live YouTube shows every week? Well they're loving dead or doing pre-taped non-live shows or something which to MMA fans is pretty much the same thing. The good news is that Oplot MMA has risen to replace them as the p4p league of our hearts. Oplot MMA is run by this guy Alexey Oleinik who has a loss to Chael Sonnen, an avenged loss to Jeff Monson, and has fought in YAMMA Pit Fights, KSW, M-1, and Bellator. He fights in his own promotion and other Russian cards nowadays. Well, he owns Oplot and runs it out of a nightclub called Club Oplot. Why should I give a poo poo about Oplot? Did you just wake up on a Friday or Saturday afternoon with nothing to do, a hangover and a hankering for cheap laughs and bloodsport? Enter Oplot. Somehow despite running out of a night club and presumably being run by the mob these guys have a great streaming set up. They run shows on YouTube once or twice a week that are full of hilarious shadowboxing vignettes, fighters that seem to get like an hour of notice before their fights half the time, hilarious striking and grappling that's either entirely Sambo based or learned from the internet. They have an AMAZING announcer named Cardo with a gravelly voice that has his own theme song (It's the Rocky theme), sings along to fighter walk out songs played by Club Oplot's resident DJ, DJ Antonio, and has surprisingly good English. DJ Antonio doesn't have a huge repertoire of songs he likes and there's no such thing as "licensing" or "copyrights" in Eastern Europe so he mostly plays that stupid loving Roy Jones Jr song, that one chanting song that every Russian Muslim walks out to, DMX's discography or Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise. He also plays victory themes every time someone wins which is either "Simply the Best" or "We are the Champions". If you like ring girls, Oplot has those too provided by Ukraine's thriving sex and human trafficking industry. In the past, DJ Antonio would make regular intermissions where they'd either have raffles, children's poetry readings, a stripper dance break, or an arm-wrestling contest from people in the audience. The card with the children's poetry reading had multiple dance breaks. How are the actual fights? You remember the heavyweight classic of Soa Palelei versus ? If you don't, it's outlined here. Well that dashing, fedora-clad gangster is an Oplot product. Oplot trains the fighters that fight for them, they hire local Russians, and right now they're in the process of running a 350,000$ tournament to find the best fighter in the USSR (They really seem hung up on the glory of the former Soviet Union, you can expect at least only vignette per show comparing Oplot to the rise of the USSR). When they run an amateur card, some of the guys that are fighting find out that they're fighting about an hour before the card starts. They once flew in what are seemingly the worst members of America Top Team and while none of them won, it proved that Ukrainians might be the only people more susceptible to wrestling than the Japanese. In the summer's tournament one of the finalists learned how to do a kimura "on the internet". Basically it's SFL but with Eastern Europeans instead and instead of malnourished Sri Lankans, it's malnourished Dagestani guys. Usually hilarious. When they win, they get paid pretty well but celebrate with a victory beer (chugged in-ring), a victory tee-shirt, or by dancing a victory jig Sounds "cool", how/when do I watch? Follow this thread for the weekend b-league post and check in on Friday and Saturday mornings! We'll have links and me and Indy will likely be in #mma shooting the poo poo about it. Yuriy fucked around with this message at 00:07 on Oct 19, 2013 |
# ? Oct 18, 2013 23:50 |
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OPLOT added to the OP (well, reserve post #1 anyway). Muchas gracias Yuriy.
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# ? Oct 19, 2013 03:53 |
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Speaking of Oplot, we're live at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2feOdhn1JKY As always, #mma for discussion, or the youtube sidechat bar. We even got a little thing for it on MiddleEasy http://middleeasy.com/fighting/item/12213-middleeasy-introduces-oplot-real-russian-mma-live-at-2pm-est-11am-pst-right-here If you're missing Oplot, you missed this Yuriy fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Oct 19, 2013 |
# ? Oct 19, 2013 19:34 |
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MORE BLEAGUE! Sunday, Oct 20th M1 Challenge 42 Heavyweight World Gran Prix Final 12pm EDT Stream: http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/rossiya-2 or http://kaban.tv/rossiya-2-online Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/21124-m-1-challenge-42
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# ? Oct 19, 2013 21:42 |
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Hey, someone posted an article here about how WSOF contacts are structured. Apparently they might be difficult to leave from? Or they have automatic renewal clauses? Does anyone know what I'm referring to?
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# ? Oct 20, 2013 07:17 |
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Has anyone got a record of Duncan's amazing post about why Imanari is the scariest man in MMA? I am trying to explain him to someone but it's already been said so wonderfully I would prefer to go to that.
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# ? Oct 20, 2013 07:29 |
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Here ya go
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# ? Oct 20, 2013 07:35 |
Tito v Rampage will be FOTY
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# ? Oct 20, 2013 20:03 |
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Oh god, why...
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# ? Oct 20, 2013 21:40 |
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I met Mamed Khalidov at a cinema, and through a combination of sign language and bad Polish said thanks for the time he KO'd Santiago from his back, or was pretending to be a turtle who loves Hitler depending on your interpretation. He laughed and nodded. Further, he's much smaller than I expected and was dressed like a sailor for some reason.
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# ? Oct 21, 2013 15:09 |
I wonder if rampage will make weight
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 06:00 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:I met Mamed Khalidov at a cinema, and through a combination of sign language and bad Polish said thanks for the time he KO'd Santiago from his back, or was pretending to be a turtle who loves Hitler depending on your interpretation. He laughed and nodded. Further, he's much smaller than I expected and was dressed like a sailor for some reason. What's he doing over here? Did you bring up James Thompson being allowed back to KSW?
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 06:10 |
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I was over there, and I'm not sure I could have a sign language conversation about JT without taking him down, which would be rude
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 08:11 |
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OG KUSH BLUNTS posted:I wonder if rampage will make weight I thought they were fighting at HW.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 16:51 |
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Mr. Nice! posted:I thought they were fighting at HW. Statement still stands.
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# ? Oct 22, 2013 17:19 |
Mr. Nice! posted:I thought they were fighting at HW. They're fighting at LHW.
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# ? Oct 23, 2013 06:47 |
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I'll donate $20 to UNICEF if they both make 205
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# ? Oct 23, 2013 16:01 |
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There may or may not be a rumor going round that James Thompson will be fighting Sean McCorckle soon.
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# ? Oct 23, 2013 17:07 |
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MMA journalism at its finest
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 11:04 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuCh_3okijk This is a thing happening in my neck of the woods. If I can get free tickets I'm definitely going. Dubstep, guns, women, and dude's fighting. What else do you want?
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 17:29 |
-Atom- posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuCh_3okijk There's a chicken ranch casino? Does Mike Van Arsdale know about this?
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 17:40 |
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B-League Update! Friday, Oct. 25th Pacific Extreme Combat 40- 10AM EDT - http://new.livestream.com/accounts/1594039/events/2444543 Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20882-pxc-40 Cage Warriors Fighting Championship: Fight Night 9- 12:45PM EDT - prelims: Cage Warriors facebook page main: cagewarriors.mmajunkie.com Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/19700-cage-warriors-fight-night-9 Oplot: White Collar- 2PM EDT- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbbnG0aD1Lk Amateur Oplot, lots of fun, last time, a breakdancer fought. Bellator 105- 7PM EDT- see thread RFA 10- 10PM EDT- AXS TV Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20640-rfa-10 Saturday, Oct 26th Oplot Challenge 85- 2PM EDT- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMr33TjRK1s Come troll Georgians in the YT chat with us, also Oplot appears to read and respond to comments. GOOD TIMES. World Series of Fighting 6- 6PM EDT- Prelims: http://www.sherdog.com/events/WSOF-6-Burkman-vs-Carl-32283 Main: NBCSports Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20539-wsof-6-burkman-vs-carl Sunday, Oct 27th Fight Nights: Battle of Moscow 13- 1:20PM EDT- http://en.glaz.tv/online-tv/rossiya-2 Card: http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20858-fight-nights-battle-of-moscow-13 Watch this, this org has AMAZING entrances, and we have Tim Sylvia vs Ruslan Magomedov in the main event. Laughs all around. As always, join us in #mma for discussion. individual865 fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Oct 25, 2013 |
# ? Oct 24, 2013 17:59 |
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goddamn Tim Sylvia(unblock me on twitter plz). I swear that guy only fights because he has nothing else to do with his life.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 18:54 |
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coconono posted:goddamn Tim Sylvia(unblock me on twitter plz). I swear that guy only fights because he has nothing else to do with his life. I thought he was a cop?
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 21:37 |
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Sprecherscrow posted:I thought he was a cop? With those knees? The guy can barely break a trot.
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# ? Oct 24, 2013 21:41 |
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Aleks had a fight earlier this week and apparently had a controversial loss: http://www.fightersonlymag.com/content/news/20057-aleks-emelianenko-accused-of-attacking-63yr-old-man
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# ? Oct 25, 2013 03:54 |
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Stiffing hookers is super bad juju Aleks.
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# ? Oct 25, 2013 04:45 |
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coconono posted:Stiffing hookers is super bad juju Aleks. So's not paying them.
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# ? Oct 25, 2013 04:48 |
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@ArielHelwani posted:I received this press release from Maximum Fighting Championship today. This has to be the leader for the "weirdest press release of the year award." @DanaWhite posted:LMFAO WOW!!!! Fuckin weirdos
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# ? Oct 25, 2013 07:27 |
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Did MFC ever make good on its threat to kill its LW division for reasons that only made sense to their crazy owner?
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# ? Oct 25, 2013 08:52 |
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MFC brought to you by Ketamax, the finest Ketamine this side of a Thailand whorehouse.
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# ? Oct 25, 2013 14:18 |
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This starts at 10 AM EST, link in Indy's schedule above. http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/20882-pxc-40
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# ? Oct 25, 2013 14:21 |
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# ? May 21, 2024 14:10 |
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coconono posted:Stiffing hookers is super bad juju Aleks. He needs to go wear a Cosby sweater and play with a goose.
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# ? Oct 25, 2013 15:20 |