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Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

duTrieux. posted:

this came up in one of my feeds

apparently somebody owns a pet shop, a stray cat got in overnight, and this is what they found when they opened the next morning

congrats on that person's new cat

# ? Oct 21, 2013 16:30

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:20

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

duTrieux. posted:

this came up in one of my feeds

apparently somebody owns a pet shop, a stray cat got in overnight, and this is what they found when they opened the next morning

congrats on their new store mascot

# ? Oct 21, 2013 16:34

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

is that a manx

# ? Oct 21, 2013 16:37

Flash z0rdon: Aug 11, 2013

Crasscrab posted:

gently caress u

# ? Oct 21, 2013 16:38

Funhilde: Jun 1, 2011; Cats Love Me.

beatlegs posted:

exactly

or I was thinking one of these

I love this guy.

# ? Oct 21, 2013 16:39

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

congrats on their new store mascot

# ? Oct 21, 2013 16:43

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Flash z0rdon posted:

gently caress u

u are a handsome z0r

# ? Oct 21, 2013 16:48

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Funhilde posted:

I love this guy.

yeah same but all cattes

# ? Oct 21, 2013 16:48

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

Mila "I'll swallow your loving soul"

She still actively gets mad at my older cat - granted it's only been since Wednesday - and I don't think it's aggressive in that they aren't puffed up and she just likes to chase him. I did catch both of them tho trying to eat through a bag of food and when I caught them they both bolted. she also thinks she owns all the food dishes and I have to move her away from Luigi's bowl when feeding.

Here is Luigi waking up with me.

# ? Oct 21, 2013 17:42

ijustam: Jun 20, 2005

i was sleeping this morning and furball was on the cat tree that sits in front of my bed. he jumped down and tore rear end out the room, waking me up super confused

still dunno what was so exciting

# ? Oct 21, 2013 17:47

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

ijustam posted:

i was sleeping this morning and furball was on the cat tree that sits in front of my bed. he jumped down and tore rear end out the room, waking me up super confused

still dunno what was so exciting

it was the 6:15 cat express

# ? Oct 21, 2013 17:48

Shifty Pony: Dec 28, 2004; Up ta somethin'

Crasscrab posted:

what is with you and dangling sadie?

are you suggesting that she shouldn't dangle?

# ? Oct 21, 2013 17:52

A Curvy Goonette: Jul 3, 2007; "Anyone who enjoys MWO is a shitty player. You have to hate it in order to be pro like me."

I'm actually just very good at curb stomping randoms on a team.

i saw a tux at the petsmart when i was buying stuff and i was like oh man i should get her but having two tuxes would equal twice the night time trippings

# ? Oct 21, 2013 18:09

Flash z0rdon: Aug 11, 2013

# ? Oct 21, 2013 18:09

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

A Curvy Goonette posted:

i saw a tux at the petsmart when i was buying stuff and i was like oh man i should get her but having two tuxes would equal twice the night time trippings

get that catte

tuxes own

also shop cats

# ? Oct 21, 2013 18:10

Happy Noodle Boy: Jul 3, 2002

Flash z0rdon posted:

those ears

# ? Oct 21, 2013 18:16

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Flash z0rdon posted:

guiltcat

# ? Oct 21, 2013 19:10

Odd: Dec 30, 2006; I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe

beatlegs posted:

this is oc's cousin from arkansaw, d'oc

Yo there's a 2nd cat, up in that tree. Get him down from there!

Also this is my cat, his name is Lars

# ? Oct 21, 2013 19:12

Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

last night I caught sebastian sleeping, circle-cat style, in the cast iron skillet on the stove

It was over the pilot light so it was a little warm.

:3:

obviously we are going to take steps to discourage this behavior

# ? Oct 21, 2013 19:41

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and I'm All out of Ass

Jonny 290 posted:

last night I caught sebastian sleeping, circle-cat style, in the cast iron skillet on the stove

It was over the pilot light so it was a little warm.

obviously we are going to take steps to discourage this behavior

that reminds me, i need to get an electric blanket. i have a feeling it would make carmen into quite a lap/bed cat

# ? Oct 21, 2013 19:49

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

link is getting big

cringer is still small

^ here you can see cringer's favorite toy which is a ripped-off piece from a cat teasing stick. he carries it around ( :3:

) and if link comes near him when he has it he scrunches his face and growls and link gets VERY UPSET about this and just aaaaaaagggg :kimchi:

graph fucked around with this message at 19:55 on Oct 21, 2013

# ? Oct 21, 2013 19:53

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Shifty Pony posted:

are you suggesting that she shouldn't dangle?

n-no...

# ? Oct 21, 2013 19:54

dee eight: Dec 18, 2002; The Spirit
of Maynard

Odd posted:

Also this is my cat, his name is Lars

Lars! Nice to see you dude!

you too odd

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:22

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:26

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

graph posted:

^ here you can see cringer's favorite toy which is a ripped-off piece from a cat teasing stick. he carries it around () and if link comes near him when he has it he scrunches his face and growls and link gets VERY UPSET about this and just aaaaaaagggg

for ralph, the entire point of having any toy is to walk past franklin with it and growl

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:32

Radio!: Mar 15, 2008; Look at that post.

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:41

Mr. Noseybonk: Jul 17, 2012

duTrieux. posted:

this came up in one of my feeds

apparently somebody owns a pet shop, a stray cat got in overnight, and this is what they found when they opened the next morning

just move on in

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:46

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

minivanmegafun posted:

people who live in the suburbs and are crazy about horses are just plain child rapists.

fixed

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:50

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:53

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

beatlegs posted:

this is oc's cousin from arkansaw, d'oc

screencap from new garfield movie spotted

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:53

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

monday status: hated

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:54

FrozenVent: May 1, 2009; The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Crasscrab posted:

monday status: hated

please revert with appreciation of lasagna soonest

regards

# ? Oct 21, 2013 21:58

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Trig Discipline posted:

for ralph, the entire point of having any toy is to walk past franklin with it and growl

Lulu plays with toys p normally like any other cat but if it's a toy made out of rabbit fur she holds it in her mouth with a death grip and starts huffing and puffing and growling like a loving demon as her eyes get wild.

If she's in this state when Dexter is around, he'll keep back and just stare at her with caution in his eyes.

# ? Oct 21, 2013 22:00

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Lulu plays with toys p normally like any other cat but if it's a toy made out of rabbit fur she holds it in her mouth with a death grip and starts huffing and puffing and growling like a loving demon as her eyes get wild.

If she's in this state when Dexter is around, he'll keep back and just stare at her with caution in his eyes.

and yet theres no video

the only toy my cat likes is her scratching post. she will bearhug it with her front paws and dig in with her claws, and rub her face on it while purring really loudly and kicking with her back paws

yes i should get video i have no excuse

# ? Oct 21, 2013 22:01

GATOS Y VATOS: Aug 22, 2002

Dead Inside Darwin posted:

and yet theres no video

she'd get too drat wild with said toys, so there are no more of them in the house anymore v :shobon:

# ? Oct 21, 2013 22:02

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Trig Discipline posted:

for ralph, the entire point of having any toy is to walk past franklin with it and growl

edit: reminds me of this gem which needs so much more love

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 22:06 on Oct 21, 2013

# ? Oct 21, 2013 22:03

devmd01: Mar 7, 2006; Elektronik
Supersonik

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

555

# ? Oct 21, 2013 22:05

scamtank: Feb 24, 2011; my desire to just be a FUCKING IDIOT all day long is rapidly overtaking my ability to FUNCTION

i suspect that means i'm MENTALLY ILL

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

# ? Oct 21, 2013 22:06

dorkanoid: Dec 21, 2004

Lima time! :3:

Lima beans :v:

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 04:20

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

white-bellied tabbies are swell

# ? Oct 21, 2013 22:20

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