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Fuego Fish
Dec 5, 2004

By tooth and claw!

Mr. Squishy posted:

Coracle-Spidey looks so chill, what a great day out that would be.

Mark Twain and Stan Lee present The Adventures of Huckleberry Parker, where everyone's favourite wall-crawler paddles a webfluid raft down the Mississipi, along with Mutant Jim, dodging sentinel robots and confidence men.

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Super Dan
Jan 26, 2006

muscles like this? posted:

Sure the webbing could be used as a raft, but WHERE DID THE PADDLE COME FROM?

I mean, if you can make skis, it can't be that hard to make a paddle.

Drifter
Oct 22, 2000

Belated Bear Witness
Soiled Meat

Super Dan posted:

I mean, if you can make skis, it can't be that hard to make a paddle.

But the paddle isn't made of webbing.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Do you guys forget that Spider-Man also has a utility belt? He obviously stores the paddle in sections inside his belt.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

muscles like this? posted:

Sure the webbing could be used as a raft, but WHERE DID THE PADDLE COME FROM?

Spider-Man doesn't even need the paddle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9uP1n6ERkA

uPen
Jan 25, 2010

Zu Rodina!

GorfZaplen posted:

Spider-Man doesn't even need the paddle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9uP1n6ERkA

Billy is really concerned about what kind of fuel that is running on.

Urdnot Fire
Feb 13, 2012

Lobok posted:

Do you guys forget that Spider-Man also has a utility belt? He obviously stores the paddle in sections inside his belt.
He probably just stole and re-painted one of Daredevil's telescopic canes.

Mr. Noseybonk
Jul 17, 2012

uPen posted:

Billy is really concerned about what kind of fuel that is running on.

It runs on webbing. Obviously.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Drifter posted:

But the paddle isn't made of webbing.

He beat Tom Sawyer to death with a web-bat and took his paddle.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Marshal Radisic posted:

"So, uh...should we tell her?"
"No, no, let Shake do it, he'll know EXACTLY what to say."

"Batgirl! What the hell happened to you?!"
Golden age DC comics seem to be obsessed with transforming heroes into weird crap.
And gorillas.

ZnCu
Jul 2, 2007

Eat Sword?

Say Nothing posted:

And gorillas.

Like this old classic:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

ZnCu posted:

Like this old classic:


Wrong comic, Hank.

Contribution.
Don't know source.

KittenofDoom
Apr 15, 2003

Me posting IRL
Real McCoy. His first name is Hank.

loving really? ^^

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Say Nothing posted:

Contribution.
Don't know source.


Probably somewhere in Iron Man #74-75,77,80-81 (http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/iron_man_7475778081.shtml)

I enjoyed Googing "iron man nose mad thinker". :)

Mister Roboto
Jun 15, 2009

I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Prison Warden posted:

mods please change my name to "Kneejerk Sam" tia.

No I'm more jerky, please rename me to Kneejerky Sam.


Does this product from an old comic seem familiar?

Click for big:

Mr. Maltose
Feb 16, 2011

The Guffless Girlverine
A young Greg Land prepares for fame.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Mister Roboto posted:

Does this product from an old comic seem familiar?



Am I an artist yet?

Moving on to more amusing sights, re-reading Kingdom Come I'm getting a bigger appreciation of it than I did back then -- it's really a rather powerful story that has aged fairly well. This pic of "Fabio" Superman won't ever stop being hilarious, though:



(Kingdom Come, chapter 4)

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The camera obscura technique has been around since 400 BC. Greg Land is an innovator in removing the genitals from porn and calling it comic art.

Contribution...
Defenders #89.
I don't like what the rabbit is selling.

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

GorfZaplen posted:

Spider-Man doesn't even need the paddle.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9uP1n6ERkA

drat, 60s Spidey had a deep voice.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Saoshyant posted:

Moving on to more amusing sights, re-reading Kingdom Come I'm getting a bigger appreciation of it than I did back then -- it's really a rather powerful story that has aged fairly well. This pic of "Fabio" Superman won't ever stop being hilarious, though:



(Kingdom Come, chapter 4)
There's no way that Martian Manhunter would pass health codes.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Say Nothing posted:

The camera obscura technique has been around since 400 BC. Greg Land is an innovator in removing the genitals from porn and calling it comic art.

Contribution...
Defenders #89.
I don't like what the rabbit is selling.


Would that be regular old poo poo or Grade-A poo poo?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
"Silly rabbit! poo poo is for kids!"

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Knormal posted:

There's no way that Martian Manhunter would pass health codes.

Lack of hair net?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Lack of hair net?

On his chest, for sure.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Saoshyant posted:



Am I an artist yet?

Moving on to more amusing sights, re-reading Kingdom Come I'm getting a bigger appreciation of it than I did back then -- it's really a rather powerful story that has aged fairly well. This pic of "Fabio" Superman won't ever stop being hilarious, though:



(Kingdom Come, chapter 4)

Man, they still have a smoking section in a restaurant?

That right there is proof that the Kingdom Come was a dystopian future.

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

WickedHate posted:

Someone's got to invent all those miracle pills to give you muscles that they put in the back of comics back then. That's when you want Doc Strange, with a doctorate in manliness. He's also got two masters, his left fist and his right fist. Masters of punching, that is.

So you saying he has a PhD in KICKING YOUR rear end!

He must have taught this doctor everything he knows!

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

BooDoug187 posted:

So you saying he has a PhD in KICKING YOUR rear end!

He must have taught this doctor everything he knows!



They both teach at the local college. They give you a test at the start of the year that's just the "Would you rather fight a bear with shark arms or a shark with bear arms?" question, and then make you fight the opposite of your choice.

They do pretty well on RateMyProfessors, mostly because the good students are the only ones who live.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
Natasha sure is efficient.




Avengers 11

DarkCrawler
Apr 6, 2009

by vyelkin
Honestly, Avengers would be a lot more efficient outfit if it was just Thor, Black Widow, Hulk, Iron Man and Hawkeye. There would be a lot of blood, screaming and bodies, but poo poo would get done.

Action Tortoise
Feb 18, 2012

A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Saoshyant posted:



Am I an artist yet?

I need to know what the context was to warrant this expression. It's gotta be something besides "Watched VMA's."

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007

Action Tortoise posted:

I need to know what the context was to warrant this expression. It's gotta be something besides "Watched VMA's."

the artist was lazy and did a porn trace.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
The intended context was "Susan is shocked to see her mother unexpectedly, after long years of having no contact with her", if you want to compare and contrast.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Action Tortoise posted:

I need to know what the context was to warrant this expression.

Which time?

BooDoug187
Apr 8, 2005

Don't you fear the yetis in Rio?

WickedHate posted:

They both teach at the local college. They give you a test at the start of the year that's just the "Would you rather fight a bear with shark arms or a shark with bear arms?" question, and then make you fight the opposite of your choice.

They do pretty well on RateMyProfessors, mostly because the good students are the only ones who live.

And they helped this guy with his lesson plan

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

BooDoug187 posted:

And they helped this guy with his lesson plan



I think the funniest part of this is the idea that Wolverine acknowledges how he talks and mimics it phonetically. "Aw, who'm I kiddin'? I've never said your in my life. Yer's more my style."

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




LAB: Everyone gets a punch to the jaw.

Bakanogami
Dec 31, 2004


Grimey Drawer

BooDoug187 posted:

And they helped this guy with his lesson plan



I'm honestly more interested in Xavier's revisions. Why does he object to a punch in the jaw, but seems to be just fine with the final exam of stranding them in the wilderness with a throat wound? Does he want to be present for week 2 (for safety reasons) or for week 3? (because he really wants to know how logan got his hair that way.)

Sefer
Sep 2, 2006
Not supposed to be here today

Bakanogami posted:

I'm honestly more interested in Xavier's revisions. Why does he object to a punch in the jaw, but seems to be just fine with the final exam of stranding them in the wilderness with a throat wound? Does he want to be present for week 2 (for safety reasons) or for week 3? (because he really wants to know how logan got his hair that way.)

I think he wants to see beanie babies get sliced up. I don't think he has much use for the lecture on hair.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Saoshyant posted:

Moving on to more amusing sights, re-reading Kingdom Come I'm getting a bigger appreciation of it than I did back then -- it's really a rather powerful story that has aged fairly well. This pic of "Fabio" Superman won't ever stop being hilarious, though:



(Kingdom Come, chapter 4)

I loving love that comic. It has so many subtle bits. One of my favourites was the super-bar scene. Just looking at the background characters is hilarious. The teenage mutant ninja turtle, for instance.

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

I loved that Booster Gold was the owner of the superhero restaurant because of course Booster Gold would run that place.

Kinda sucks for him Ted gets killed off in that universe too. :smith:

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