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Uh probably it'll be more like "wel .... out of monie for frog dog stand... hoping friend something awfl help more now... vent gone got stole, and fountain stop work what happen??? don't know, relish hot dog people dont like, mom say sick? don't know sick you give me the money WE make this happen twitter and smoething awfuil"
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Noni posted:All that we ask is that, if Doobie's Dog House fails, it'll be spectacular, like a tire fire but with hotdogs. A trucker driving through town will stop to refill his rig with diesel and stare at the plume of brown smoke and ask the attendant, "What's with the popping noises." The gas man will reply, slowly, "Them are frog dogs." Are you some kind of mystical hot dog bard or something?
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Ruddha posted:Uh probably it'll be more like "wel .... out of monie for frog dog stand... hoping friend something awfl help more now... vent gone got stole, and fountain stop work what happen??? don't know, relish hot dog people dont like, mom say sick? don't know sick you give me the money WE make this happen twitter and smoething awfuil" Noni posted:Come to my website, hotdogprophets.com lmfao (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Noni posted:That's the true beauty of this Shakespearean hotdog tragedy: He was told the hood was somewhere else and that he just had to go pick it up.
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All I wanted was a delicious frog dog with my meth. Is that too much to ask?
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Broken Machine posted:You'd be surprised how much it actually costs to run a hot dog cart in NYC. That article actually says that the vendors who pay the city for premium spots such as next to the MET do not report their income but we can infer that it is more than $400,000 since many of them have been there for years. The people making 15k a year are the carts that simply drop anywhere else in the city and compete for 'territory' and poo poo like a bunch of Neanderthals.
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Noni posted:All that we ask is that, if Doobie's Dog House fails, it'll be spectacular, like a tire fire but with hotdogs. A trucker driving through town will stop to refill his rig with diesel and stare at the plume of brown smoke and ask the attendant, "What's with the popping noises." The gas man will reply, slowly, "Them are frog dogs." This is the worst post I have ever seen.
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SpoopyMonkey posted:Are you some kind of mystical hot dog bard or something? Come to my website, hotdogprophets.com
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Oct 22, 2013 23:48
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Noni posted:Come to my website, hotdogprophets.com 
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Limastock posted:That article actually says that the vendors who pay the city for premium spots such as next to the MET do not report their income but we can infer that it is more than $400,000 since many of them have been there for years. True; the few vendors with the cash to afford to buy the premium licenses do okay, most of the time. I don't know how well those few actually do. Sometimes they can't make the 40k / month rent and go bankrupt. The bulk of them aren't making much though.
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Noni can I hire you as a motivational speaker for day to day life? I can give you like 2 dogs a day.
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Box of Trial posted:Noni can I hire you as a motivational speaker for day to day life? I can give you like 2 dogs a day. Beat me to it! Haha loving fived sir. 
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Broken Machine posted:True; the few vendors with the cash to afford to buy the premium licenses do okay, most of the time. I don't know how well those few actually do. Sometimes they can't make the 40k / month rent and go bankrupt. The bulk of them aren't making much though. But you don't know that the bulk of them aren't making any money because their income isn't reported so it is all anecdotal. They have auctions for those premium spots. Do you think they reach 400k a year regularly by mistake?
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Limastock posted:But you don't know that the bulk of them aren't making any money because their income isn't reported so it is all anecdotal. They have auctions for those premium spots. Do you think they reach 400k a year regularly by mistake? I don't know, let's ask one of them.
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Gonna set my cart up on this corner in the Bronx.
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Go for Brooklyn. You can sell lovely dogs and pbr cheap and ride the wave of ironic hipster sales all the way to the bank. Bonus points if all your equipment is old as poo poo.
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I met a traveller from a southern land Who said: Two vast and bunless dogs of stone stand in reform. Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered amphibian lies, whose grin, And staring eyes, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its donators poorly that kickstarter read Full over funded, granted to build these lifeless things. The ruddha that mocked them and the noni that fed. And on the pedestal these words appear: "My name is Doobie, king of kings: Look on my dogs, oh internet and despair!" Nothing beside remains. Round the ash of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare the lone and level sands stretch far away.
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Oct 23, 2013 00:05
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AthanasiosTheologis posted:This is the worst post I have ever seen. It's pretty bad.
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Broken Machine posted:I don't know, let's ask one of them. I once kissed a girl who later went on to black out and wake up blowing a newsstand or hot dog vendor in New York. It was a year after but... god if that is not a sad story.
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Oct 23, 2013 00:39
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Noni posted:Come to my website, hotdogprophets.com I'm sort of thinking of a concept similar to the zero hedge concept? A website for hot dog experts who don't want to be identified or have their credentials threatened.
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Broken Machine posted:Sometimes they can't make the 40k / month rent and go bankrupt. That rent is set by auction, and this 25 year old was the highest bidder. So he's an idiot, they still make $1000-$1500 a day. On the lower end that's 350-500k a year. Another article said the rent was $400k last year before he overbid - which actually makes sense.
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Oct 23, 2013 00:44
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The math in the title shouldn't be correct, to reflect the current hot dog situation. I threw $25 at hot dogs and if it fails, it was worth it for the brief few minutes that guy was happy and excited because eh, gently caress it. I've spent more on stupider poo poo in the past.
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Oct 23, 2013 00:51
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If people want to make people happy giving money with no form of obligation on their part they could just give me money.
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Did this guy ever publish any sort of a business plan?
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Local Resident posted:Did this guy ever publish any sort of a business plan? You're asking too many questions, just put this piece of 100% Alabama meat in your mouth and let doobie's competent hands do the rest.
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Local Resident posted:Did this guy ever publish any sort of a business plan? He read a website on how to start a hot dog cart.
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El Spider posted:You're asking too many questions, just put this piece of 100% Alabama meat in your mouth and let doobie's competent hands do the rest. Maybe they make a Hot Doggin for Dummies book. Written by Guy Fieri.
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Cool Buff Man posted:lmao here he is being straight up racist https://www.facebook.com/wayne.robinson.52012/posts/10201087077400134 ahahahahahah
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Oct 23, 2013 01:08
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No see he's quaint and naive.
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I just hope he refuses to serve troons. I won't eat in any establishment that allows trannies.
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And not only that, but also hot dogs are gross.
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Welcome Doobie Dog frog dog express OLD FASHION like pop pop used to make..... no fuss no muss no blacks... NO jews just good dog white pride world wide!! Gene Simonds KISS music, no purple drink just COKA COLA on TAP good drink... call me wayne old fashione but I'm racist and prejudice
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*arrives from NYC to visit famous Internet hot dog stand* "Uh, what's the 'colored only' dog?"
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Oh, really? The uneducated, unemployed white dude raised in the rural south is racist? Give me my  back immediately.
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Limastock posted:Oh, really? The uneducated, unemployed white dude raised in the rural south is racist? Give me my I'm glad there's someone here who understands that there's nothing wrong with directly giving money to racist individuals. I mean, come on, better the guy with possible family ties to the Klan than Brooklyn Taffy 
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Broken Machine posted:True; the few vendors with the cash to afford to buy the premium licenses do okay, most of the time. I don't know how well those few actually do. Sometimes they can't make the 40k / month rent and go bankrupt. The bulk of them aren't making much though.
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Hat Thoughts posted:I'm glad there's someone here who understands that there's nothing wrong with directly giving money to racist individuals. I mean, come on, better the guy with possible family ties to the Klan than Brooklyn Taffy To be fair, he is likely more ignorant than he is outright racist. I don't think this guy is going to put up a "Whites Only" sign or treat black customers poorly, like many members of my extended family (anyone's family if you extend it enough) you find small town people who find some jokes funny that you would never want them publicly making in public around you. Not trying to defend him, but he made a "black people like chicken" comment and then immediately got called out by his mom for using the abbreviation "LMFAO" which was the thing that stuck out most to me because that is hilarious. Under his film likes he has Tyler Perry so I'm going to guess hes more... small town never really got to meet too many black people than he is racist. I had a friend who's wife had family like this and he always told me "They don't hate black people, they just don't get why that may offend someone. Bring it up and they will mention how they had a black co-worker they would joke around with but won't understand that not everyone is that co-worker and that their one black friend is not the official spokesperson of all people termed black."
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Rapdawg posted:To be fair, he is likely more ignorant than he is outright racist. I don't think this guy is going to put up a "Whites Only" sign or treat black customers poorly, like many members of my extended family (anyone's family if you extend it enough) you find small town people who find some jokes funny that you would never want them publicly making in public around you. Not trying to defend him, but he made a "black people like chicken" comment and then immediately got called out by his mom for using the abbreviation "LMFAO" which was the thing that stuck out most to me because that is hilarious. When she called him out I was looking around for some horribly racist abbreviation of some kind, the fact that it was for implying that he had kinda sort of said the words 'loving' and 'rear end' was pretty great.
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Rapdawg posted:I'm going to guess hes more... small town never really got to meet too many black people than he is racist. He lives in a town of less than 2000 people which is 45% black. He must be even better at burying his head in the sand than you guys.
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