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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

congrats on your new catte! What is her name?

lol beaten

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:31

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Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Bicycle SexFucker posted:

So I go into the Humane Society and see this lil gal.

So I get her. She's on adoption special for $20 (includes 30 free days of vet care, a free vet visit in the first 10 days, plus 30 days of free pet insurance) because people are superstitious and dont want black or orange cats near halloween. Pretty rad. She's a ball of love.

Yes im getting pette insurance, prepaying a year at a time.

quotin' for a new page and a new catte

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:31

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Bicycle SexFucker posted:

Her prison name is Tortisaurus and Idk if i'm gonna change dat.

for the love of christ pls change cat name

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:34

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Bicycle SexFucker posted:

Her prison name is Tortisaurus and Idk if i'm gonna change dat.

Oh and she already smacked the poo poo out of our 2 year old yellow lab Kenya. Torti completely started it.

Welcome to the tortie club. :getin:

She's very pretty, how old is she?

edit: I suggest the name Layla

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:35

Star War Sex Parrot: Oct 2, 2003

Bicycle SexFucker posted:

I predict great things for this cat

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:35

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

graph posted:

for the love of christ pls change cat name

Tortisaurus says "Meow"

idk what that means. i dont relaly care what her name is as long as it's two syllables. Cats seem to respond best to that, so idgaf. Torti works.

My roommate wants to name her SHitrock.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:36

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

tortiseshel caet

Bicycle SexFucker posted:

Oh and she already smacked the poo poo out of our 2 year old yellow lab Kenya. Torti completely started it.

I think we see where the "saurus" part may have been inspired

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:36

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

mod sassinator posted:

Welcome to the tortie club.

She's very pretty, how old is she?

edit: I suggest the name Layla

They put her aroudn 4 years 7 months.

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:36

mod sassinator: Dec 13, 2006; I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
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Bicycle SexFucker posted:

Tortisaurus says "Meow"

idk what that means. i dont relaly care what her name is as long as it's two syllables. Cats seem to respond best to that, so idgaf. Torti works.

My roommate wants to name her SHitrock.

actually i sometimes call carmen 'snickers' cause she looks like one, so that's my name suggestion for yourt tortie. snickers

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:37

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# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:39

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Star War Sex Parrot posted:

do you introduce your cats to company as "the gay orange cats"?

nah, they'll figure it out

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:40

Nostalgia4Infinity: Feb 27, 2007; 10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

tortisaurus is an awesome name :colbert:

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:51

Adult Sword Owner: Jun 19, 2011; u deserve diploma for sublime comedy expertise

look its my cats sister

its good to know that though they be separate by thousands of miles and 4 years, they both have to deal with annoying owners

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:52

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Bicycle SexFucker posted:

Her prison name is Tortisaurus and Idk if i'm gonna change dat.

Oh and she already smacked the poo poo out of our 2 year old yellow lab Kenya. Torti completely started it.

i've been trying forever to get someone in this thread to name their cat pocket but tortisaurus is a good name

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:54

Josh Lyman: May 24, 2009

Bicycle SexFucker posted:

So I go into the Humane Society and see this lil gal.

So I get her. She's on adoption special for $20 (includes 30 free days of vet care, a free vet visit in the first 10 days, plus 30 days of free pet insurance) because people are superstitious and dont want black or orange cats near halloween. Pretty rad. She's a ball of love.

Yes im getting pette insurance, prepaying a year at a time.

you got her around halloween. she's blackish. clearly you have to name her lydia, after winona ryder's character from beetlejuice

# ? Oct 23, 2013 21:54

reitetsu: Sep 27, 2009; Should you find yourself here one day... In accordance with your crimes, you can rest assured I will give you the treatment you deserve.

Roosevelt posted:

i've been trying forever to get someone in this thread to name their cat pocket but tortisaurus is a good name

you are the one who should have the pocket

because when i finally get cattes again i will need to name them something horribly nerdy

# ? Oct 23, 2013 22:00

Bicycle SexFucker: Aug 15, 2007; I have zero interest in marriage.

idc enough to rotate

# ? Oct 23, 2013 22:03

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

if she responds to Torti and you like it, I'd chill and stick with that, less trouble for her learning a new name
mysterious names that are relics of mysterious past lives can be part of the charm of adopting

# ? Oct 23, 2013 22:05

Darkman Fanpage: Jul 4, 2012

Bicycle SexFucker posted:

Oh and she already smacked the poo poo out of our 2 year old yellow lab Kenya. Torti completely started it.

putting the lower creature in its place

# ? Oct 23, 2013 22:06

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack