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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005





I like that Young Chris Onstad and Young Roast Beef wear the same dorky 80s glasses.

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rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Penguingo posted:

His name is largely a reference to the penis, a male organ that plays a large role in many, but by no means all, pornographic films.

Also, the Bensington Butters arc is amazing. What the hell is this "Syndicate" that Ray's involved with?

I thought they were supposed to be a bunch of semi-famous rap moguls who have entirely too much money.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Deathlove posted:

I don't know, but I never want to learn anything more about AKKOLADE outside of one-shots. Nina! He says this!

You know it's not going well if your fiancee is screaming that you are an rear end in a top hat.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Jerusalem posted:

You know it's not going well if your fiancee is screaming that you are an rear end in a top hat.

Pssh, I only get worried on the days she DOESN'T yell I'm an rear end in a top hat. I'd think I'd lost my touch!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Johnny Aztec posted:

Pssh, I only get worried on the days she DOESN'T yell I'm an rear end in a top hat. I'd think I'd lost my touch!

I'LL GET OUT MY CREDIT CARD RIGHT NOW GODDAMMIT! :argh:

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~

mr. stefan posted:

That's been there since the store was revamped.

I think everyone is just too afraid to actually buy it and see what happens.

Young Onstad is Young Beef.

Also, if you buy it, Onstad personally delivers it to you in a helicopter with razor-sharp blades, shakes your hand and calls you "Ace".

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Rev. Bleech_ posted:

Young Onstad is Young Beef.

Also, if you buy it, Onstad personally delivers it to you in a helicopter with razor-sharp blades, shakes your hand and calls you "Ace".

DUDE. You want the edges to be blunt so if it hits your head it makes it explode.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003

Lurdiak posted:

DUDE. You want the edges to be blunt so if it hits your head it makes it explode.

No, listen. Who's gonna look slicker in the casket: Johnny Cleanslice or Timmy Headloaf?

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Loving Life Partner posted:

No, listen. Who's gonna look slicker in the casket: Johnny Cleanslice or Timmy Headloaf?

YOU RICH BASTARDS ARE SO HUNG UP ON YOUR GODDAMN DECORUM YOU FORGET WHAT MATTERS!

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Paramemetic posted:

YOU RICH BASTARDS ARE SO HUNG UP ON YOUR GODDAMN DECORUM YOU FORGET WHAT MATTERS!

You've got a really selfish idea of how to die from helicopters.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

:siren:New Comic is Up:siren:

the numa numa song
Oct 3, 2006

Even though
I'm better than you
I am not
:siren: NEW STRIP TALK :siren:
Nice to see that Lie Bot isn't the only one who can horrify Philippe.
Except when Beef does it it's only an embellishment at best. Stockholm syndrome...wow.

SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people
Having way less opinions is one of my life goals to avoid

SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people
For those wondering about finishing up the plot of the last arc, Onstad posted this on Facebook

quote:

I'm working out how to transition Ray in Rehab to the blogs, or some other venue that's more prose-driven than art driven. The story is too involved to ever get done on alternating Fridays, in comic-based form.

Wanderer
Nov 5, 2006

our every move is the new tradition
The next time I am called upon to name a man in a non-serious fictional mileau, he shall be Dirt-Flavor Thrashdown.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

S-Screwdrivers? :ohdear:

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug
It's pretty cool to be able to think "Oh, yeah, Friday! Achewood!" and be right.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
When you're wrong, it's just a gently caress You Friday.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

glug posted:

When you're wrong, it's just a gently caress You Friday.

loving beautiful.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I hope he brings back gently caress You Fridays, those are great. I also wouldn't mind a continuation of "What did you think about today?"

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Additionally, Philippe and Beef updated their blogs.

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Wanderer posted:

The next time I am called upon to name a man in a non-serious fictional mileau, he shall be Dirt-Flavor Thrashdown.

That's definitely a band-name right there.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Bongo Bill posted:

Additionally, Philippe and Beef updated their blogs.

Oh god Philippe's costume.

glug
Mar 12, 2004

JON JONES APOLOGIST #1
I hope I can use something as big as Dirt-Flavor Thrashdown for my name in the new Wasteland game. It's pretty.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I hope he brings back gently caress You Fridays, those are great. I also wouldn't mind a continuation of "What did you think about today?"

He just had a gently caress You Friday a month ago.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



Well, I can't wait until the strip about Beef in jail for making bootleg hooch.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
They were ice-picks, not screwdrivers, Beef.

They were being performed into the 1960s. Click for hella depressing stuff.

vvv: I was driving the day this aired on NPR. When I got to my destination, I just turned off the car, and sat in silence for twenty minutes.

Clitch fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Oct 26, 2013

fritz
Jul 26, 2003


That's a really powerful show, everybody, watch out.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Guys, I think Achewood might be back. And it feels so good.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib

Der Shovel posted:

Guys, I think Achewood might be back. And it feels so good.

Aww yeah, man. hooray. hooray for some guys.

Loving Life Partner
Apr 17, 2003

Paramemetic posted:

Aww yeah, man. hooray. hooray for some guys.

I'm so pumped I could play a trumpet with my cock!

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Loving Life Partner posted:

I'm so pumped I could play a trumpet with my cock!

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HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005

Loving Life Partner posted:

I'm so pumped I could play a trumpet with my cock!

I suppose you'll start off with something like Eye Of The Tiger

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Der Shovel posted:

Guys, I think Achewood might be back. And it feels so good.

Love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck! :3:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I'm not so sure about Achewood being back, but I do know I have been rolling hard on 3 parts orange soda an 1 part vanilla vodka.

Actually I'm using Tang, but it still tastes like a Creamsicle.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

The Sphinxster posted:

I'm not so sure about Achewood being back, but I do know I have been rolling hard on 3 parts orange soda an 1 part vanilla vodka.

Actually I'm using Tang, but it still tastes like a Creamsicle.

My roommates and I have been doing this lately too (except we are using Orange Crush you savage). Although our drinks are more like 1 part 1 part because we have no decency.

Dodgeball
Sep 24, 2003

Oh no! Dodgeball is really scary!

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

Although our drinks are more like 1 part 1 part because we have no decency.

WHOO! You guys are DEFINITELY not afraid of the loving POLICE right now!

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Wiggles Von Huggins posted:

My roommates and I have been doing this lately too (except we are using Orange Crush you savage). Although our drinks are more like 1 part 1 part because we have no decency.


I use Henry Weinhard's orange cream soda. Hence, you know, the creamsicle part.

Monday_
Feb 18, 2006

Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.
The Great Twist

Dodgeball posted:

WHOO! You guys are DEFINITELY not afraid of the loving POLICE right now!

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=01142005

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CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
I would no lie spend many American Dollars on a bottle of Achewater.

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