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ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


My god this is literally the best page of paranatural yet :allears:


I just want an avatar that cycles through every Johnnyface

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wiegieman
Apr 22, 2010

Royalty is a continuous cutting motion


Guesticles posted:

He has a magnabat which he can use on metal objects, so he's got that going for him. But I'd count on Max needing plenty of Doctopi.

Max's bat is with his backpack, which he doesn't have right now. He can run pretty fast though.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

SlothfulCobra posted:

Gangs snap their fingers when getting ready for a fight, right? Everybody knows that.

Johnny?

JOHNNY

Portals
Apr 18, 2012

a hero


and a patriot


:911:

KittyEmpress
Dec 30, 2012

Jam Buddies

The art in this at times reminds me of Ed, Edd, and Eddy, the old cartoon. It's great.

Quinn2win
Nov 9, 2011

Foolish child of man...
After reading all this,
do you still not understand?
The Spirit of America isn’t mad at you, it’s just disappointed.

Tempting.

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

The Spirit of America is smaller than expected.

Evrart Claire
Jan 11, 2008

Only thing that could make this better is if the teardrop was animated.

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Guesticles posted:

He has a magnabat which he can use on metal objects, so he's got that going for him. But I'd count on Max needing plenty of Doctopi.

I was gonna say he can just The World his way out of this, but he needs his bat to do that too...

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Portals posted:


and a patriot


:911:

You could probably make an avatar out of any of the faces Johnny makes.

That blue smoke coming from the eagle leads me to believe that is actually just a spirit that happens to be hanging out in the hall.

Rhonne fucked around with this message at 03:34 on Oct 26, 2013

Level Slide
Jan 4, 2011

I wonder if that was just a regular eagle spirit and just manifested a patriotic top hat when Uncle Sam became a thing?

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
I rear back my heavy head, and howl: updaaaaaaate

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!
Everything about this comic is the best. Everything. There can be no normal teachers in this town.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

Furbies will never be not terrifying.

Have we seen this dude before? I kinda recall seeing him but I forget.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Looks like Mr. Garcia's in on something.

Or maybe he's just a bitter adult and is about as angry at Max as he is at Johnny.

Blackheart posted:

Furbies will never be not terrifying.

Have we seen this dude before? I kinda recall seeing him but I forget.

Well, he is Max's science teacher.

Also there was that one time when he was going down a stream.

SlothfulCobra fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Oct 28, 2013

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Hmm, alt-text from the next comic:

"Most frequently appearing characters in this comic: Max, the school bell, sentient flock of onomatopeia appearing in the shape of the word"

I just realised this could be a literal statement of fact.

RandallODim
Dec 30, 2010

Another 1? Aww man...

SlothfulCobra posted:

Also there was that one time when he was going down a stream.

He also slinked away after Isaac and Max's fight with the Sphinx. We are currently unsure on whether he saw some freaky sights, yo, but signs are pointing to 'maybe?'

theshim
May 1, 2012

You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

RandallODim posted:

He also slinked away after Isaac and Max's fight with the Sphinx. We are currently unsure on whether he saw some freaky sights, yo, but signs are pointing to 'maybe?'
Wow, I'd never noticed him there. Also that's probably my favorite strip to date simply for the word "Nerderers!" :allears:

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

theshim posted:

Everything about this comic is the best. Everything. There can be no normal teachers in this town.

Garcia reminds me of someone... I think it's the bangs.

Blackheart
Mar 22, 2013

SlothfulCobra posted:

Looks like Mr. Garcia's in on something.

Or maybe he's just a bitter adult and is about as angry at Max as he is at Johnny.


Well, he is Max's science teacher.

Also there was that one time when he was going down a stream.

:doh: drat, for some reason I remembered "science prof and river guy" as a different character but the appearance my mind gave him was mixed with Max's dad actually. My memory is weird.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


SlothfulCobra posted:

Looks like Mr. Garcia's in on something.

Or maybe he's just a bitter adult and is about as angry at Max as he is at Johnny.

Yeah, I've been wondering if Mr. Garcia is an ally of Spender or something. Or at least a neutral but interested party in the school.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
We'll probably find out on Friday after Garcia dresses down Max for being careless about his powers.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
You sonsabitches just made me reread all of chapter 3.

I hatelove you all.

Paramemetic
Sep 29, 2003

Area 51. You heard of it, right?





Fallen Rib
It'll probably be an anticlimax like "lightning absolutely is real!"

ZenMasterBullshit
Nov 2, 2011

Restaurant de Nouvelles "À Table" Proudly Presents:
A Climactic Encounter Ending on 1 Negate and a Dream

Prison Warden posted:

Garcia reminds me of someone... I think it's the bangs.



LtStorm posted:

Yeah, I've been wondering if Mr. Garcia is an ally of Spender or something. Or at least a neutral but interested party in the school.

Obviously a Spectral possessed by a Spirit made of pure smugness. He's the strong guy the rabbit-cerberus was going on about.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
Oh, huh, the last panel of this page makes a lot more sense now.

shelper
Nov 10, 2005

Something's still wrong with this code
Maybe he's a bureaucrat for spencers organisation, constantly in meetings you can only get to in your dreams.

glitchwraith
Dec 29, 2008

I'm actually curious if he's involved with the Cousinhood. It could easily be Mr. Garcia approaching Tex on this page.

VideoWitch
Oct 9, 2012

I assumed Tex was in a different are from Spender.

Cheston
Jul 17, 2012

(he's got a good thing going)
I stopped reading and laughed at that thought bubble for a solid fifteen seconds. I love this comic.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007
This is not mine but I feel obligated to share it with you all.

Unhappy Meal
Jul 27, 2010

Some smiles show mirth
Others merely show teeth

Man, it took me three times going back and reading through today's page again to notice that Mr. Garcia is just picking up right where Johnny left off, word for word. (Well almost.)

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012



PleasingFungus posted:

Oh, huh, the last panel of this page makes a lot more sense now.

Haha, one of the little grey poofs coming out of Isaac's head to express his frustration has a lightning bolt coming out.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Ariong posted:

Haha, one of the little grey poofs coming out of Isaac's head to express his frustration has a lightning bolt coming out.

After this and Crying Eagle I'm starting to wonder if I should take more of these effects literally.

LtStorm
Aug 8, 2010

You'll pay for this, Shady Shrew!


MikeJF posted:

After this and Crying Eagle I'm starting to wonder if I should take more of these effects literally.

Let's not forget Spender using his dramatic glasses flare as shurikens. :colbert:

Countblanc
Apr 20, 2005

Help a hero out!

LtStorm posted:

Let's not forget Spender using his dramatic glasses flare as shurikens. :colbert:

The panel where he just dramatically pushes his glasses up his nose six times in rapid succession to generate more flares is one of my favorites in the series.

e: and the next comic has my favorite alt text in the series.

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
I dunno, the one after that is pretty great.

Fried Chicken
Jan 9, 2011

Don't fry me, I'm no chicken!
I thought Johnny as a rock was the best until I noticed Suzy-wolf blitzed had a hologram too :allears:

Rohan Kishibe
Oct 29, 2011

Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.
Man, Issac is way too cool to be dressed as that loser. :colbert:

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Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Johnny's is the best actually sorry that is all.

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