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Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Qwo posted:

Take that back.

I'd think it was kind of creepy that Havoc was having a thing with his brother's wife (who is a clone of Scott's dead girlfriend!) but then I remember Nate Grey and it just kind of pales in comparison.

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 04:31 on Oct 25, 2013

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CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Qwo posted:

Take that back.

Wow, that "take male heroes and put them in a female superhero's outfit" thing is way older than I thought it was.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 04:31

Rohan Kishibe: Oct 29, 2011; Frankly, I don't like you
and I never have.

Jerusalem posted:

I'd think it was kind of creepy that Havoc was having a thing with his brother's wife (who is a clone of Scott's dead girlfriend!) but then I remember Nate Grey and it just kind of pales in comparison.

Eh, Scott was kind of the worst husband/father ever so...

Uncanny X-Men #173

# ? Oct 25, 2013 06:07

Majuju: Dec 30, 2006; I had a beer with Stephen Miller once and now I like him.

The last twenty or so posts have forced me to admit that I can no longer decide which Summers brother I like less.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 07:39

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Majuju posted:

The last twenty or so posts have forced me to admit that I can no longer decide which Summers brother I like less.

It's definitely Vulcan.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 07:39

Action Tortoise: Feb 18, 2012; A wolf howls.
I know how he feels.

Qwo posted:

So that's where Peter Chung got the idea for Reign: the Conqueror!

# ? Oct 25, 2013 07:46

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Hmm. Indecent exposure.
Just keep wearing the green panties, Robin.

Source unknown.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 07:50

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

A+X #13

# ? Oct 25, 2013 07:52

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Qwo posted:

Take that back.

Wow, the couple that waxes together...

# ? Oct 25, 2013 07:59

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Rhyno posted:

It's definitely Vulcan.

You bastard, I was just starting to forget about him.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 08:23

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

SynthOrange posted:

A+X #13

I just realized, Cap is wearing a motorcycle helmet over another helmet. :psyduck:

# ? Oct 25, 2013 08:39

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

SynthOrange posted:

A+X #13

I hope that line is in the second Cap movie. It'll be like, "You don't give up, do you!" "NOPE!" from the first one.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 10:14

Yvonmukluk: Oct 10, 2012; Everything is Sinister

Cabbit posted:

I just realized, Cap is wearing a motorcycle helmet over another helmet.

Just like the movie!

# ? Oct 25, 2013 10:43

Anil Dikshit: Apr 11, 2007

Metal Loaf posted:

I hope that line is in the second Cap movie. It'll be like, "You don't give up, do you!" "NOPE!" from the first one.

I really hope they do that bit from earlier this page where Cap gets partially deafened and says really obvious poo poo.

Bucky: I can't believe you left me behind to die!
Cap: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LEFT YOU BEHIND TO DIE!

# ? Oct 25, 2013 12:24

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Cabbit posted:

Because Havok is cursed to never have a decent costume.

Wasp's looks pretty loving dire, too. Whose idea was it to bring back that awful headgear?

# ? Oct 25, 2013 13:56

Mister Roboto: Jun 15, 2009; I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Qwo posted:

Take that back.

If most goons looked like that (and had a gf that looked like that and asked them to dress like that) then they would, let's not kid ourselves here.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 14:01

Mr. Squishy: Mar 22, 2010; A country where you can always get richer.

You'd get arrested.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 14:27

Mister Roboto: Jun 15, 2009; I SWING BY AUNT MAY's
FOR A SHOWER AND A
BITE, MOST NATURAL
THING IN THE WORLD,
ASSUMING SHE'S
NOT HOME...

...AND I
FIND HER IN BED
WITH MY
FATHER, AND THE
TWO OF THEM
ARE...ARE...

...AAAAAAAAUUUUGH!

Mr. Squishy posted:

You'd get arrested.

Suggesting cons and shows, not exactly an IT cubicle.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 14:41

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

Why was Little Archie cooler than regular Archie?

# ? Oct 25, 2013 14:44

Qwo: Sep 27, 2011

Mister Roboto posted:

from that issue: the best ship name:

another fish :geno:

# ? Oct 25, 2013 14:44

tripwood: Jul 21, 2003; "Cuno can see you're trying to shit him, but Cuno's unshittable, so fuck does Cuno care?"

Hint: He doesn't care.

Goddamn that's some awesome campy action!

# ? Oct 25, 2013 15:05

CapnAndy: Feb 27, 2004; Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Little Veronica is way too into that costume jewelery for a girl who doesn't get out of bed without wearing at least three real rubies.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 17:06

Combaticus: Jan 14, 2008; Perfection

Dominance

Ultimate

Fighting

Biotechnology

Headclaw, The Stabist � He's the best there is.

Samurai Jack #1

# ? Oct 25, 2013 22:02

SimplyCosmic: May 18, 2004; It could be worse.

Not sure how, but it could be.

Cabbit posted:

I just realized, Cap is wearing a motorcycle helmet over another helmet.

Influenced by the 1979 made for TV movies?

# ? Oct 25, 2013 22:20

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

SimplyCosmic posted:

Influenced by the 1979 made for TV movies?

drat those movies really underutilized Reb Brown.

# ? Oct 25, 2013 23:51

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Are those the ones with "CongratulationsHEIL HITLER!" <BANG!> or was there another one?

# ? Oct 26, 2013 00:51

WickedHate: Aug 1, 2013; by Lowtax

Metal Loaf posted:

Are those the ones with "CongratulationsHEIL HITLER!" <BANG!> or was there another one?

That scene comes from the more faithful(not saying much) and more official(saying a lot) 90s movie. I think it had an intro by Stan Lee.

Here's the trailer.

Spoony did a review of the silly Reb Brown ones, and the Nostalgia Critic did the 90s film.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 01:09

Nilbop: Jun 5, 2004; Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

TwoPair posted:

Is the Wasp seriously aloud to do anything that isn't shacking up with a random guy or dying?

# ? Oct 26, 2013 01:15

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

Nilbop posted:

Is the Wasp seriously aloud to do anything that isn't shacking up with a random guy or dying?

She's also allowed to forgive Hank Pym for hitting her and be really mad at Hank Pym for hitting her. Other then that? No.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 01:21

Peter Bazooka: Sep 29, 2005; This isn’t really anything I think I like.

Nilbop posted:

Is the Wasp seriously aloud to do anything that isn't shacking up with a random guy or dying?

Sometimes people remember she's a fashion designer.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 01:35

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Peter Bazooka posted:

Sometimes people remember she's a fashion designer.

Then she talks about guys she would hook up with but haven't.

You know, deep character work.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 01:39

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Wasp was once the leader of the Avengers, too. Actually, it may have been more than once.

She also turned into this insectoid creature for a while around the same time Tony Stark was turned into a teenager (or maybe he was a teenage version of himself from another dimension, I can't quite remember).

# ? Oct 26, 2013 01:55

redstormpopcorn: Jun 10, 2007; Aurora Master

Metal Loaf posted:

Tony Stark was turned into a teenager (or maybe he was a teenage version of himself from another dimension, I can't quite remember).

I think they pulled him from some time-travel shenanigans after the then-current Tony was mind-controlled by Kang the Conqueror or something. I'll have to dig up the Spider-Man/Avengers crossover I have that involved a time-sucking Spider-Man roboclone hiding in an Aztec pyramid, it's mentioned somewhere in there.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 02:08

Cartridgeblowers: Jan 3, 2006; Super Mario Bros 3

Nilbop posted:

Is the Wasp seriously aloud to do anything that isn't shacking up with a random guy or dying?

She died.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 02:12

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

So why is she alive again?

# ? Oct 26, 2013 02:42

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

It's a comic book

# ? Oct 26, 2013 02:46

BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Say Nothing posted:

So why is she alive again?

She was in the...microverse? Why the skrull failsafe sent her there, I have no idea.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 04:24

SirDan3k: Jan 6, 2001; Trust me, you are taking this a lot more seriously then I am.

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

She was in the...microverse? Why the skrull failsafe sent her there, I have no idea.

I think the explanation was that the explosion was trigger by expanding her then shrinking her really fast to give the energy/mass nowhere to go or something.

# ? Oct 26, 2013 06:37

Saoshyant: Oct 26, 2010

Might as well request that page from Hercules with the Wasp trying to get out of hell through slot machines. As a bit of meta-commentary, I think that was the only time she worked as a character for me.

e: nevermind, found it.

Incredible Herc #129: