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Dobbie is going to get his hotdog shack up and running and then see it suspiciously burn down the next day with a giant insurance claim.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:12 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Dobbie is going to get his hotdog shack up and running and then see it suspiciously burn down the next day with a giant insurance claim. Cause: improperly installed vent hood.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:15 |
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You should be banned repeatedly.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:16 |
lol funny dog ftw
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:19 |
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Dobbie is going to get his hotdog shack up and running and then see it suspiciously burn down the next day with a giant insurance claim. the money is in the vent hood.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:22 |
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Shoulda ordered the Ouya of hoods, yo.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:24 |
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We now go live via satellite to DragonReach Ghost's family. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2_oFE9ovNk
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:27 |
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I want you to understand that what you just did is terrible and shameful.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:32 |
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I couldn't think of any appropriate text, but I feel the 9/11 reference really sums up the calamity of this event.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:38 |
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tehsid posted:
What the gently caress are you people doing
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:50 |
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tehsid posted:
You couldn't
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 05:58 |
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Crash into cool with an ice cold coke Hotdogs not yet available
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 06:00 |
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tehsid posted:
I dunno. A giant hotdog sinking into the ocean after colliding with a floating vent hood, while an orchestra of frogs plays "Nearer My God To Thee" would have been more appropriate.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 06:01 |
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Diet Lime posted:why can't we have nice things?
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 06:10 |
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Memes are pretty funny dude
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 06:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtWuZm1CmT0 These guys are in Massachusaats, but maybe they knows somebody down south?
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 06:29 |
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Deteriorata posted:I dunno. A giant hotdog sinking into the ocean after colliding with a floating vent hood, while an orchestra of frogs plays "Nearer My God To Thee" would have been more appropriate. "Nearer My Dog To Thee", surely?
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 06:57 |
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Debbie Metallica posted:I want you to understand that what you just did is terrible and shameful. Oh I'm fully aware of this fact I just figure if I could choose any GBS thread to be shamelessly memeful in it's the one with 3 pages of Stone Cold Steve Austin gifs and emptyquoting FYAD superstars. What's another if I already blew that kinda mad cash on the hotdog man? E: I can't even take credit for this. I got bored and kept hitting the 'random' button on reddit despite what a cesspool that place is and just so happened across /r/doge/ "hot doge" TX297 fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Oct 27, 2013 |
# ? Oct 27, 2013 07:34 |
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So are all the dudes who were all "YOU HATERS ARE KILLING A MAN'S DREAM, KILLING IT, SHAME ON YOU" now gonna be all 'ah ha ha I was in on the joke the whole time and only ironically gave a dumb racist money' or what's the protocol?
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 08:08 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:So are all the dudes who were all "YOU HATERS ARE KILLING A MAN'S DREAM, KILLING IT, SHAME ON YOU" now gonna be all 'ah ha ha I was in on the joke the whole time and only ironically gave a dumb racist money' or what's the protocol? We need individualised gang tags that display the amount that everyone donated to the Kickstarter project.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 08:18 |
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TX297 posted:Oh I'm fully aware of this fact I just figure if I could choose any GBS thread to be shamelessly memeful in it's the one with 3 pages of Stone Cold Steve Austin gifs and emptyquoting FYAD superstars. What's another if I already blew that kinda mad cash on the hotdog man? "The only thing that could make the hot dog meme better was the story of how it came to be posted in this thread," said the many fans of the hot dog meme.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 08:31 |
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 09:33 |
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I was reading that thread when he posted that and I hadn't felt any real emotion at all until I saw that post, at which point I experienced intense shame.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 11:14 |
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Ralp posted:For the first time since I started this project I'm feeling like it's not going to happen... It's the curse of the vent hood again.... Not only did it take a lot of my funds to buy it .. Now it's got to be installed ... I don't think I can do it myself..,I called an installer .. It cost more to install than to buy it.. This is ridiculous .. If I don't get this loan that I'm fixing to try for, I could be over before it got started... No need to respond just wanted to say what was on my mind... Having anxiety attach or something... Can barely catch my breath Aw, that's a shame.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 11:24 |
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Tatum Girlparts posted:So are all the dudes who were all "YOU HATERS ARE KILLING A MAN'S DREAM, KILLING IT, SHAME ON YOU" now gonna be all 'ah ha ha I was in on the joke the whole time and only ironically gave a dumb racist money' or what's the protocol? You seem to have a very strong emotional stake in this thread, might be time to step away
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 11:51 |
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Like a relationship: You love him the first week, when he's cooking you romantic hot dog dinners, and then when he turns into a dumbass and misspends your money on poor planning the next week and you break up with him, you get a perverse joy out of seeing him fail. Ergo, is it not possible both to enjoy the idea of helping a man achieve his dream, and then when the dream is squandered, enjoy watching it all burn down?
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 12:09 |
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Is there a timeline summary of this guy's mismanagement of his Kickstarter funds?
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 12:14 |
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Heath posted:Is there a timeline summary of this guy's mismanagement of his Kickstarter funds? Having read 90% of the thread, didn't he simply try to go too big too fast? The money isn't 'gone' perse, he just doesn't have enough set aside for his grandiose hotdog palace
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 12:19 |
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quote:Wayne, Comment from Wayne's thread on hot dog profits dot com from before SA discovered him. He even responded to it, so it's not like nobody tried to warn him. Guess he knew better than to let someone throw filthy hot dog water on his dreams.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 13:23 |
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If he would just cook his hotdogs over a couple bitcoin miners this whole disaster could be averted.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 13:41 |
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Shasta Orange Soda posted:Comment from Wayne's thread on hot dog profits dot com from before SA discovered him. He even responded to it, so it's not like nobody tried to warn him. Guess he knew better than to let someone throw filthy hot dog water on his dreams. Also the cart system is a way to build name recognition, customer base and also test the whole market concept before moving on to the risker brick mortar phase.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 15:06 |
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The saddest part of this story hasn't happened yet. It's the part where his father tosses in his 10K nest egg just to buy the hood, and Doobies still goes under because he can't afford inspections. We will have actively done net harm and the father will die on the street because we tried to play God. meanwhile hot dogs remain gross.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 15:14 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:meanwhile hot dogs remain gross. i loving hate you
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 15:16 |
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A Neurotic Jew posted:The saddest part of this story hasn't happened yet. It's the part where his father tosses in his 10K nest egg just to buy the hood, and Doobies still goes under because he can't afford inspections. We will have actively done net harm and the father will die on the street because we tried to play God. meanwhile hot dogs remain gross. If I remember from one Goon's Beowulf prose on The Vent Hood, it is the most difficult hurdle to overcome when opening a restaurant and has stopped many projects in their tracks. What would it take, how much would it take, and could anything be done to slay the barrier of the vent hood and end the saga of The Vent Hood on a happy note? Seems like it will take more than father and son to figure this out.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 15:19 |
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Guys, we should've listened to Steve Austin. FYAD wasn't making fun of it as much as they were just sounding a prophetic warning. It was only 7bux, but I feel really guilty for giving Doobie any money now. Also, he keeps sharing Dropsy on Twitter. And I still have to put the doghouse somewhere in my game. Maybe I'll give it little angel wings or something.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 15:36 |
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"No need to respond, thanks for the 14 grand" gently caress you claude
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 15:42 |
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Gaspy Conana posted:Guys, we should've listened to Steve Austin. FYAD wasn't making fun of it as much as they were just sounding a prophetic warning. It was only 7bux, but I feel really guilty for giving Doobie any money now. Now I'm expecting an elaborate vent hood puzzle in the Dropsy videogame.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 15:52 |
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Supernorn posted:Now I'm expecting an elaborate vent hood puzzle in the Dropsy videogame. A vent-based optional side quest which at first glance seems like it will bring great rewards but if you accept the quest it crashes the game and wipes the save file. The second run through is exactly the same except it has no Christmas.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 15:55 |
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Supernorn posted:Now I'm expecting an elaborate vent hood puzzle in the Dropsy videogame. In all seriousness, it was originally only going to be a little static background on the outskirts of a city. Now it's going to be a static backdrop in a distant parallax layer in a secret area.
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# ? Oct 27, 2013 16:01 |
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SpoopyMonkey posted:I was reading that thread when he posted that and I hadn't felt any real emotion at all until I saw that post, at which point I experienced intense shame.
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