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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

the sex ghost posted:

Is the Dennis Rodman guy essentially suggesting that Jozy should deliberately get himself into offside positions in order to become a better goalscorer

Yes. It's fresh from the USMNT thread.

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Babby Thatcher
May 3, 2004

concept by my buddy kyle

the sex ghost posted:

Is the Dennis Rodman guy essentially suggesting that Jozy should deliberately get himself into offside positions in order to become a better goalscorer

you laugh but the one time he's put the ball in a Barclay's net this season was from an offside position. The statistics prove that he is a better player when offside than onside

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Babby Thatcher posted:

you laugh but the one time he's put the ball in a Barclay's net this season was from an offside position. The statistics prove that he is a better player when offside than onside

Some of the best players are unconventional.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Ruud Van Nistleroy used to stand offside all the time and look how many he scored.

Bogan Krkic
Oct 31, 2010

Swedish style? No.
Yugoslavian style? Of course not.
It has to be Zlatan-style.

Pippo Inzaghi was born offside.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Did Jozy score?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Jota posted:

Did Jozy score?

The Outlaw Jozy Fails did not score today.

Healbot
Jul 7, 2006

very very very fucjable
very vywr very


Shrapnac posted:

The Outlaw Jozy Fails did not score today.

Mainly because he's a bit poo poo (and Sunderland didn't have a game today).

oilcheck my ass
Mar 8, 2006

Well, hello ladies.
If Jozy scores against newcastle I'm going to have a bit of meltdown

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

oilcheck my rear end posted:

If Jozy scores against newcastle I'm going to have a bit of meltdown

You know its going to happen. Just accept it. I have

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Scott Bakula posted:

You know its going to happen. Just accept it. I have

It will make up for all the predictable results today, gwarn jozy

double sulk
Jul 2, 2010

Jozy will score a Premier League goal tomorrow. In fact, he will score two Premier League goals.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

gucci void main posted:

Jozy will score a Premier League goal tomorrow. In fact, he will score two Premier League goals.

he won't

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

I believe in him, jozy rising.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
if jozy moved to turkey, i wonder if he would get the same response vassel got.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

Ponce de Le0n posted:

if jozy moved to turkey, i wonder if he would get the same response vassel got.

He already did.

Feels Villeneuve
Oct 7, 2007

Setter is Better.
I think Jozy should move to turkey as a healthier option for sandwich meat. He should also stop purchasing combo meals- sodas get you every time.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

trem_two posted:

He already did.

jozy scored 1 goal in his time in turkey.

welp

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Fag Boy Jim posted:

I think Jozy should move to turkey as a healthier option for sandwich meat. He should also stop purchasing combo meals- sodas get you every time.

Lol

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!
I think the main reason Jozy won't score against Newcastle is he probably won't start.

That and he is poo poo.

Edit: Those two facts are probably related

Flayer
Sep 13, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Buglord
Hold your breath everybody, Jozy is starting. If there is one team in the league who could contrive to hand young Josemir a goal, it's Newcastle.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
I believe in Jozy

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

I stick the last of my William Hills account on Jozy and Sunderland 2-1 @ 90/1

Pray for Jozy

80085
Mar 19, 2001

Dos a cero!
hey what a shocker fletcher scored the goal

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

I can confirm that once again, garbage man Jozy scored zero goals.

Although he did inadvertently set up the winner with his poo poo control.

Andre Le Fuckface
Oct 4, 2008

:pwm:
Josy with man of the match, seems suspicious to me

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Party in the USA

EvilHawk
Sep 15, 2009

LIVARPOOL!

Klopp's 13pts clear thanks to video ref

Sunderland have won a game gg Newcastle lmao

Edit poo poo wrong thread uhhhhh jozy mom gg Newcastle

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
Haha Jozy's poo poo first touch worked to his advantage today and accidentally set up the winner for Borini

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
It looked like it was on purpose to me.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

T. Finninho posted:

Haha Jozy's poo poo first touch worked to his advantage today and accidentally set up the winner for Borini

that was pure class from jozy, masterful touch and a deserved motm performance

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Concerned Citizen posted:

It looked like it was on purpose to me.

Borini knew it would be horrible so he ran in to it imo.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
How many goals has Jozy Altidore scored this season?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
At least Jozy didn't score but I hate Borini

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Concerned Citizen posted:

It looked like it was on purpose to me.

Jozy knows?

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car
Another 90 minutes, still no goals.

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Carrier posted:

How many goals has Jozy Altidore scored this season?

The up to date chart will be posted when I get home

tbp
Mar 1, 2008

DU WIRST NIEMALS ALLEINE MARSCHIEREN

Carrier posted:

How many goals has Jozy Altidore scored this season?

The up to date chart will be posted when I get home

sweek0
May 22, 2006

Let me fall out the window
With confetti in my hair
Deal out jacks or better
On a blanket by the stairs
I'll tell you all my secrets
But I lie about my past

tbp posted:

The up to date chart will be posted when I get home

How many hours are you expecting the calculations to take? It'd be good to have a rough idea so I can set my alarm and make sure I see the chart as soon as it's updated.

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The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Concerned Citizen posted:

It looked like it was on purpose to me.

It was quite clear it wasn't

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