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root of all eval
Dec 28, 2002

He's already made $15k of hot dog profits without selling a single dog. Amazing. He's a cool hot dog guy that is similar to Neo.

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
edit: wrong thread

D1Sergo
May 5, 2006

Be sure to take a 15-minute break every hour.
The difference between the first page of this thread and these last few pages is kind of boggling, it's like the drat Zybourne Clock in here o.O

Diet Lime
Aug 11, 2013

by toby


I still have no idea what the gently caress.

Debbie Metallica
Jun 7, 2001

Cool Buff Man posted:

Update thread title to reflect his reduced follower count, thus effectively ending the dream.
Real disappointed goons... I was try to to rally 1000 followers for the stand-now-hut shack, you're dropping off like flies instead. I wish I could say I anticipated this but I truly didn't and feel like a dingy vent hood left on the floor next to the plywood stapled to the wall of the shack...ignored and unwanted and expensive enough to cripple an extremely well managed hot dog empire...

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

January 2 is going to be a sad day, when Dragonreach Ghost's kid goes back to school. All of his friends are going to be swapping stories about all the great stuff they got, and he'll have to explain how he didn't get anything for Christmas because his dad was swindled out of their money by a racist hillbilly who told him he wanted to build a hot dog shack. Stay strong lil dude.

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
We should get him 1000 followers for the sole purpose of getting a follow up loan post like 'welp it took me 3 days to figure it out but i finally printed out proof of my 1000 twit followers and the loan officer was not impressed and I was escorted from the property :(:( no responses needed guys but if team frogout could donate to my legal fund"

OwlBot 2000
Jun 1, 2009
1,000 is a lot of followers. Are there even that many goons?

Faux-Ass Nonsense
Feb 9, 2013

by Lowtax
This is a really weird internet community.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

That DICK! posted:

January 2 is going to be a sad day, when Dragonreach Ghost's kid goes back to school. All of his friends are going to be swapping stories about all the great stuff they got, and he'll have to explain how he didn't get anything for Christmas because his dad was swindled out of their money by a racist hillbilly who told him he wanted to build a hot dog shack. Stay strong lil dude.

His kid is 20.

Maybe it's you.

You're the poor person.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008
Rap?

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

It's code

The obese black women got him

Undead Unicorn
Sep 14, 2010

by Lowtax

D1Sergo posted:

The difference between the first page of this thread and these last few pages is kind of boggling, it's like the drat Zybourne Clock in here o.O

Imagine four vent hoofs at the edge of a cliff.

HUG ME FOREVER
Dec 6, 2006

Gay for TF2! :love:

Despair works the same way

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

That DICK! posted:

January 2 is going to be a sad day, when Dragonreach Ghost's kid goes back to school. All of his friends are going to be swapping stories about all the great stuff they got, and he'll have to explain how he didn't get anything for Christmas because his dad was swindled out of their money by a racist hillbilly who told him he wanted to build a hot dog shack. Stay strong lil dude.

Goons rally together to get dragonreach ghost's kid something nice. Many posts are made saying "it's just so :3: doing something like this here is my :10bux:", raising $20000, hoping dragon reach ghost posts the presents he bought his son. Eventually it is revealed Dragonreach ghost never had a son. Swindled again.

Oh Long Johnson
Oct 22, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

No you see, that's just the food he serves his family. His customers will get a much better product.

o prbl
Aug 25, 2012

Creeperssssss gonna creep
If I make a snarky post about Doobie's Dogs, will FYAD touch my pee pee and tell me how cool I am?

unbuttonedclone
Dec 30, 2008
Goddamn vent hood companies have a lot of advertising. I searched for it once now almost every ad on every internet page I look at is trying to sell me a vent hood.

Really, why can't Doobie put a grill outside and sell grilled dogs until he gets the money to put in a vent hood?

Q-sixtysix
Jun 4, 2005

BossRighteous posted:

He's already made $15k of hot dog profits without selling a single dog. Amazing. He's a cool hot dog guy that is similar to Neo.

Hotdogprofits.com should do a profile on him

Massive growth in hot dog virtualization industry

o prbl posted:

If I make a snarky post about Doobie's Dogs, will FYAD touch my pee pee and tell me how cool I am?


how much did you donate

Taffer
Oct 15, 2010



Hahahah christ, that chili looks like poison.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Love that the get out frog is going to be on some incompetent racist's temporary hot dog shack, looks like it'll make a cool place to go urbexing.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

SixtySix posted:




how much did you donate

He donated $500.

Q-sixtysix
Jun 4, 2005

Ponce de Le0n posted:

He donated $500.

:lol: no wonder he's bitter

don't get mad man, we all throw money away on dumb poo poo. live and learn

Aesop Poprock posted:

Love that the get out frog is going to be on some incompetent racist's temporary hot dog shack, looks like it'll make a cool place to go urbexing.

there is no urb

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Of course

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Taffer posted:

Hahahah christ, that chili looks like poison.

That's the Trailer dog.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

SixtySix posted:

there is no urb

boonexing

electricsugar
Jan 21, 2008

Tum again?
Wow I just binged through the whole thread, having never set foot in here before.

Watching the mood go from exuberant enthusiasm and generosity, to cautious optimism, to slight disappointment, to complete and utter disillusionment has been quite a journey.

To recap:
- Goons give Wayne $15,000. Posters are shedding tears of happiness and talking about how this experience has given them hope in humanity again.
- Wayne posts photos of some pretty mediocre dogs.
- Wayne is kind of a racist.
- Photos of even worse looking chili dogs surface.
- Looks like Wayne's "restaurant" property is a dilapidated shack in a trailer park.
- :negative:.

Am I missing anything?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

electricsugar posted:

Wow I just binged through the whole thread, having never set foot in here before.

Watching the mood go from exuberant enthusiasm and generosity, to cautious optimism, to slight disappointment, to complete and utter disillusionment has been quite a journey.

To recap:
- Goons give Wayne $15,000. Posters are shedding tears of happiness and talking about how this experience has given them hope in humanity again.
- Wayne posts photos of some pretty mediocre dogs.
- Wayne is kind of a racist.
- Photos of even worse looking chili dogs surface.
- Looks like Wayne's "restaurant" property is a dilapidated shack in a trailer park.
- :negative:.

Am I missing anything?

Actually all those awful photos were from the original kickstater pitch. Goons saw those and then decided to donate.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

electricsugar posted:

Wow I just binged through the whole thread, having never set foot in here before.

Watching the mood go from exuberant enthusiasm and generosity, to cautious optimism, to slight disappointment, to complete and utter disillusionment has been quite a journey.

To recap:
- Goons give Wayne $15,000. Posters are shedding tears of happiness and talking about how this experience has given them hope in humanity again.
- Wayne posts photos of some pretty mediocre dogs.
- Wayne is kind of a racist.
- Photos of even worse looking chili dogs surface.
- Looks like Wayne's "restaurant" property is a dilapidated shack in a trailer park.
- :negative:.

Am I missing anything?

nice boot

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich

TheWorldIsSquare posted:

Memes are pretty funny dude

So are giant goony walls of text that start lovely on sentence 1 and only go downhill from there. No I'm sorry that's rude here is this more what you were expecting?

:lol: well done goon sir!! :downsbravo:

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

electricsugar posted:

Am I missing anything?

You forgot to laugh your rear end off.

electricsugar
Jan 21, 2008

Tum again?

Shine posted:

You forgot to laugh your rear end off.

I most certainly did not.

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

electricsugar posted:

Wow I just binged through the whole thread, having never set foot in here before.

Watching the mood go from exuberant enthusiasm and generosity, to cautious optimism, to slight disappointment, to complete and utter disillusionment has been quite a journey.

To recap:
- Goons give Wayne $15,000. Posters are shedding tears of happiness and talking about how this experience has given them hope in humanity again.
- Wayne posts photos of some pretty mediocre dogs.
- Wayne is kind of a racist.
- Photos of even worse looking chili dogs surface.
- Looks like Wayne's "restaurant" property is a dilapidated shack in a trailer park.
- :negative:.

Am I missing anything?

rap?

Corn Thongs
Feb 13, 2004

Can someone write another tearjerker essay about hot dogs please. I really liked those.

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.

o prbl posted:

If I make a snarky post about Doobie's Dogs, will FYAD touch my pee pee and tell me how cool I am?

Can you try to articulate just how you feel about wasting $500 on an idiot hick racist?

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

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this guy loving kills me.

Top Bunk Wanker
Jan 31, 2005

Top Trump Anger

electricsugar posted:

Wow I just binged through the whole thread, having never set foot in here before.

Watching the mood go from exuberant enthusiasm and generosity, to cautious optimism, to slight disappointment, to complete and utter disillusionment has been quite a journey.

To recap:
- Goons give Wayne $15,000. Posters are shedding tears of happiness and talking about how this experience has given them hope in humanity again.
- Wayne posts photos of some pretty mediocre dogs.
- Wayne is kind of a racist.
- Photos of even worse looking chili dogs surface.
- Looks like Wayne's "restaurant" property is a dilapidated shack in a trailer park.
- :negative:.

Am I missing anything?

Did you see any posts about people donating because they think they're economically revitalizing part of a small town, because I hear there are some pretty good posts about that but I'm not willing to try to search through 80 pages worth of posts to find them.

Smokey
Feb 8, 2008

Leroy Diplowski posted:

this guy loving kills me.

did you try one of his hotdogs?

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etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Top Bunk Wanker posted:

Did you see any posts about people donating because they think they're economically revitalizing part of a small town, because I hear there are some pretty good posts about that but I'm not willing to try to search through 80 pages worth of posts to find them.

Sort of the hot dog version of when Congress gets a random rural district the pork barrel contract to build a military plane component?

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