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nyquil hangover posted:I honestly can't tell if that is supposed to be pro- or anti-Dawkins. I should have screencapped it, but a few days back Dawkins was complaining about people using the word "basically". One of the replies was "your basically a dick". Wanted to high five that person through the Internet.
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Parkingtigers posted:I should have screencapped it, but a few days back Dawkins was complaining about people using the word "basically". One of the replies was "your basically a dick". Wanted to high five that person through the Internet. Lucky for you I have his twitter URL bookmarked for just such an occasion: 
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The main thing that annoys me about the giraffe riddle is that it says 3am. At least on all the ones I've seen. Who the hell calls round for breakfast at three in the morning?
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Oct 28, 2013 12:18
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sugar mouse posted:The main thing that annoys me about the giraffe riddle is that it says 3am. At least on all the ones I've seen. Who the hell calls round for breakfast at three in the morning? The first thing I'd open is the door. The second would be my fist to extend my middle finger, because whether it is my parents or the president there is no loving way I'm cooking them breakfast at 3am.
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Oct 28, 2013 12:24
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Experto Crede posted:
 This exchange is my favorite by far.
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Oct 28, 2013 12:29
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sugar mouse posted:Who the hell calls round for breakfast at three in the morning? Sitcom parents?
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Pineapple Salad posted:The first thing I'd open is the door. The second would be my fist to extend my middle finger, because whether it is my parents or the president there is no loving way I'm cooking them breakfast at 3am.  Neither the "eyes" or "door" answer makes sense, though. Are you supposed to have the whole conversation with your parents with them explaining that they want breakfast before you even open the door?
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Oct 28, 2013 12:44
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What? The first thing you opened were your eyes when you woke up, nothing else matters. Why is this confusing? Why are we discussing this?
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Oct 28, 2013 12:50
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Wendell posted:What? The first thing you opened were your eyes when you woke up, nothing else matters. Why is this confusing? Why are we discussing this? Because the story can imply that you've already been woken when the question is asked.
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Oct 28, 2013 12:52
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 Yeah because kids killing animals because of perceived homosexuality is really touching and cute, thanks for that.
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Oct 28, 2013 15:04
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Tiggum posted:
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Normally, I'd be rolling my eyes right along with you. But frankly, when it comes to Sarah Palin it's extremely easy to believe the story if you're not already familiar with the Daily Currant.
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Oct 28, 2013 15:07
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beefart posted:
I don't think it's intended to be touching and cute. It's clearly a joke. A homophobic and not especially funny joke, but a joke nonetheless.
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Oct 28, 2013 15:29
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I'm pretty sure spiders don't mate like that, and Daddy Longlegs aren't spiders anyway!
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Oct 28, 2013 15:34
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jiharlequinade posted:Normally, I'd be rolling my eyes right along with you. But frankly, when it comes to Sarah Palin it's extremely easy to believe the story if you're not already familiar with the Daily Currant. Lines like "he would teach them ... how to protest Roman abortion clinics" and "Easter celebrates ... sticking it to all the liberal lefties out there who want to be taking our guns and our freedom" are pretty heavy-handed and should tip you off that it's not genuine.
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Oct 28, 2013 15:37
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Eruonen posted:I don't think it's intended to be touching and cute. It's clearly a joke. A homophobic and not especially funny joke, but a joke nonetheless. I seriously can't tell if the joke is actually homophobic or if its rather making fun of the state of Texas.
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CaptBushido posted:I seriously can't tell if the joke is actually homophobic or if its rather making fun of the state of Texas. It is a universal joke. The "true" meaning of the joke changes depending on the audience.
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Oct 28, 2013 15:47
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It is the only universal joke, comedy has peaked, it's all downhill from here.
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Oct 28, 2013 15:50
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Knowing that Dawkins was molested as a child by his priest makes this much more depressing than annoying. 
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e:^ jesus christ they really are the worst pageSmall Frozen Thing posted:Knowing that Dawkins was molested as a child by his priest makes this much more depressing than annoying. I'd have more sympathy for him if his response to it wasn't along the lines of "I turned out fine, grow up other people who were molested"
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Oct 28, 2013 17:30
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Who is Smith a reference to? 
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Amused to Death posted:e:^ jesus christ they really are the worst page I'm late finding this thread, but this these guys were the first thing I expected to find when I showed up. I have not been disappointed.
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Amused to Death posted:e:^ jesus christ they really are the worst page Yeah, I believed he described getting felt up by a teacher as "mild peadophilia". Might be misremembering that.
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Austrian mook posted:I'm pretty sure spiders don't mate like that, and Daddy Longlegs aren't spiders anyway! Fun fact, there are three different animals in three different parts of the world that are referred to as Daddy Longlegs. The American one is a spider. The British one is a horrible winged long legged thingummy. The third one escapes me at the moment but it's something else entirely.
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Oct 28, 2013 18:05
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Dr Snofeld posted:Fun fact, there are three different animals in three different parts of the world that are referred to as Daddy Longlegs. The American one is a spider. The British one is a horrible winged long legged thingummy. The third one escapes me at the moment but it's something else entirely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsXyRVQN70U
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Oct 28, 2013 18:06
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Dr Snofeld posted:Fun fact, there are three different animals in three different parts of the world that are referred to as Daddy Longlegs. The American one is a spider. The British one is a horrible winged long legged thingummy. The third one escapes me at the moment but it's something else entirely. The third is a harvestman, so kind of like a spider but not quite. (The stupid spindly flying thing that gets all up in your face is a cranefly.) In Britain we actually call all three daddy longlegs, it can get kind of confusing.
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Oct 28, 2013 18:10
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Can someone sceencap Funny Man's latest post? The one that's funfacts about the human body. It's... something.
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Oct 28, 2013 18:12
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vaguely posted:The third is a harvestman, so kind of like a spider but not quite. (The stupid spindly flying thing that gets all up in your face is a cranefly.) In Britain we actually call all three daddy longlegs, it can get kind of confusing. I don't care what the technical name for a Daddy Longlegs is, the proper name is anything along the lines of "Getawayyouhorriblelittlefuckeryou."
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Oct 28, 2013 18:15
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beefart posted:
I dunno this seems pretty accurate as homophobia is incredibly childish.
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Oct 28, 2013 18:23
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Austrian mook posted:Who is Smith a reference to?
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Oct 28, 2013 18:26
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Austrian mook posted:Can someone sceencap Funny Man's latest post? The one that's funfacts about the human body. It's... something. This one? 
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Electric Phantasm posted:This one? Well that's not a joke and I'm not laughing, I feel like I've been cheated. That being said, I would like to meet those knee-cap less five years old.
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Oct 28, 2013 18:34
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I like that 2 of them are the same
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Austrian mook posted:I like that 2 of them are the same Which ones?
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trapped mouse posted:
Ooops! I meant he calls 2 different muscles the largest in your body. And a ton of those funfacts are blatently untrue.
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Austrian mook posted:Ooops! I meant he calls 2 different muscles the largest in your body. And a ton of those funfacts are blatently untrue. He says tongue is strongest and butt is largest.
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Senor Candle posted:I dunno this seems pretty accurate as homophobia is incredibly childish. Yeah, after reading it a couple of times I realize that I'm a terrible person who is bad at humor. That being said, I was interpreting it in context of the guy's page as a whole which includes, among other things, MRA poo poo and anti-gay/anti-woman drivel.
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beefart posted:Yeah, after reading it a couple of times I realize that I'm a terrible person who is bad at humor. Oh no I believe it is absolutely homophobic and thinks it's being really clever. It just unintentionally compares their mindset to that of a child.
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Amused to Death posted:I'd have more sympathy for him if his response to it wasn't along the lines of "I turned out fine, grow up other people who were molested" ... Well, hadn't heard about that yet. That's a pretty recent one. Dawkins really needs to learn when to shut up, he's doing much more harm than good these days. 
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