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ExplodingSquid
Aug 11, 2008

gently caress the Elegy haters, I love my baby.




When fully modded up they really fly and still take corners really well.

Also since I'm not doing any glitches it's the poor mans good car.

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SectumSempra
Jun 22, 2011

Bi-Han now we've got Bad Blood
I'm not poor (relatively speaking) but yeah after actually upgrading my elegy with all the engine/turbo upgrades, (still no chrome :( ) it is a beastly little thing for a free car.

It's bars end up going a decent chunk past what you are able to view, and its fairly mod-able.
I just don't like having too many 2-seaters though and i actually can't sell the elegy so I have no idea how to get rid of it anyway.

SectumSempra fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Oct 28, 2013

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

SectumSempra posted:

I'm not poor (relatively speaking) but yeah after actually upgrading my elegy with all the engine/turbo upgrades, (still no chrome :( ) it is a beastly little thing for a free car.

It's bars end up going a decent chunk past what you are able to view, and its fairly mod-able.
I just don't like having too many 2-seaters though and i actually can't sell the elegy so I have no idea how to get rid of it anyway.

When your garage is full and you buy another car or drive another one in, the game asks you which car you want to replace. I know this was bugged before but it seems to work properly now.

Jehde
Apr 21, 2010

THE MACHO MAN posted:

Where'd you find a clean surfer??

Right about here. Grab a helicopter and then wait until night. Once it's night you'll notice peds start to spawn at the fire pits there. Just keep flying in circles over them until a Surfer spawns.

Jehde fucked around with this message at 07:59 on Oct 28, 2013

Locobono
Nov 6, 2003

Pump Action

BarkingSquirrel posted:

Well I figured out how to get a tank in there:







How'd you get the timing down? I've got the alignment/teleport part working, but when I try to hit B + Y I always either walk into my garage or end up in the tank outside :(

iRend
Jun 21, 2004

MOTHER, DID YOU eeeeeayyyyy.... ooooooaaa... ff.



NITROUS DIVISION
I'm online right now and golfing for a bit, if any goons care to join me.

How does social club friending work? Do social club friends show up ingame like normal xbl friends do? Because i've only got about 2 XBL friend slots left.

Either way, http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/member/irendwhat or iRend on xbl.

Deus Rex
Mar 5, 2005

Psion posted:

and then there's the "who races these?" categories where I don't really have an opinion.
Sedan - Schafter?

We did a huge test of all the classes with GET MY BELT SON and the Super Diamond was by far the best racing sedan.

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.

Psion posted:

Yeah, brake before you turn. That's about it. I usually tap a time or two and take the inside line and go unless it's a three-chevron hard turn, even if I'm at top speed. I haven't run into many problems in races - basically any time customs are on and I use my Carbonizzare, I don't lose. And I'm not even that good at racing so it's pretty much the car as opposed to my complete lack of skill.
It's a no-go for serious racing, it's the basically the easiest car to PIT in the entire game and its speed advantage isn't as extreme as you're stating. I've never seen one win a non-sabotaged sports race and I've knocked a bunch of them out of contention myself with ease. It's cool to have as a dark horse favorite, but I wouldn't ever recommend it to anybody who wanted ideal race results.

TorakFade
Oct 3, 2006

I strongly disapprove


Deus Rex posted:

We did a huge test of all the classes with GET MY BELT SON and the Super Diamond was by far the best racing sedan.

Speaking of which, how does the Super Diamond compare to other more easily available cars? I'm thinking of buying one, but it seems to never spawn anywhere so I couldn't actually try it and I'm afraid of dumping 250k into it only to discover that it sucks horribly. :(

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.

Chard posted:

What a great way to wrap up a session: mobbing with goons in an armored car and slaughtering pubbies without mercy or compassion. I think we probably racked up 50-100 kills between us, that car is unstoppable (except by goons in helicopters who I then sticky in revenge!).

Oh drat was that you? Sorry, I was aiming for the cop cars and auto aim missiles and huge pileup and oh God oh God.

That's why I brought the coptor down near the Ammu-nation, was going to hop out and give it to you, but then it got blown up so..

then I grabbed the firetruck and followed you into the desert because I wanted to hose you down.



Edit:

quote:

We did a huge test of all the classes with GET MY BELT SON and the Super Diamond was by far the best racing sedan.

According to this it says the Super Diamond is sports, but I was sure it was a sedan. Can anyone confirm before I shell out 250k for one?

Dravs fucked around with this message at 10:00 on Oct 28, 2013

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?
I felt pretty scummy tonight with Gay 4 Pay. We were pretty much posted outside of the insurance company waiting for people to respawn their cars. I torched about 3 of them using the exhaust trick before I didn't see anymore and then logged off for the night.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Dravs posted:

According to this it says the Super Diamond is sports, but I was sure it was a sedan. Can anyone confirm before I shell out 250k for one?

I am quite sure that list was populated from the IGN GTA Vehicles list.

http://gta.wikia.com/Super_Diamond -- says Sedan

But a quick look at a Youtube video pops up Sports when they get in the vehicle.

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

BarkingSquirrel posted:

Also since tanks now have proper collision/physics on the cannons, we should do some tank jousting 360 goons.

Something that a couple goons figured out yesterday is that you can grief other players who are in tanks by ramming your personal vehicles into them so that they explode. They get badsport points and have to pay for your vehicle.

Deus Rex
Mar 5, 2005

If you do a sedan race, the Super Diamond pops up as an option. And you can race a custom one in the sedan races.

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:
Sorry Duke Chin, My console hardlocked after the NOOSE van did a front flip.

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.

Hockles posted:

I am quite sure that list was populated from the IGN GTA Vehicles list.

http://gta.wikia.com/Super_Diamond -- says Sedan

But a quick look at a Youtube video pops up Sports when they get in the vehicle.

Might be different for online, found this one, says Sedan when he gets in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIc_NEMCdkc

Guess I know what I am getting! Going to be a proper pink pimp mobile goon wagon.

Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

Deus Rex posted:

We did a huge test of all the classes with GET MY BELT SON and the Super Diamond was by far the best racing sedan.

Have you posted the result somewhere?

Sax Solo
Feb 18, 2011



Dravs posted:

Might be different for online, found this one, says Sedan when he gets in.

I have one in SP and it's a Sedan there too.

Also in the customization sheet: the Bollokan Prairie should be a Compact, and the Ubermacht Oracles and Sentinels should be Coupes. Also there's a Vapid Sadler 4-door, 4WD pickup that's a "Utility" class that will spawn in different configurations but can't be customized (like the Bobcat XL).

Edit: FWIW the southernsanandreassuperautos.com site says the Lampadati Felon will hold 4 passengers but the Felon GT only holds 2. I don't know if that's true.

Sax Solo fucked around with this message at 12:43 on Oct 28, 2013

Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

Sax Solo posted:


Edit: FWIW the southernsanandreassuperautos.com site says the Lampadati Felon will hold 4 passengers but the Felon GT only holds 2. I don't know if that's true.

Yes, correct

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

Locobono posted:

How'd you get the timing down? I've got the alignment/teleport part working, but when I try to hit B + Y I always either walk into my garage or end up in the tank outside :(

The timing is really really fast

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

MY INEVITABLE DEBT posted:

The timing is really really fast

Also make sure that they garage door has been successfully glitched open, otherwise it'll not work.

Funso Banjo
Dec 22, 2003

What's with radar blips in dm, tdm and lts?

Is there a way to not show up on peoples radars? Seems silly that people can just walk to me and shoot me. Does sneeking make me invis?

FallinInTheBlak
Jan 20, 2013

Sarcastic. Sadistic. British.
:britain:
:wotwot:

Funso Banjo posted:

What's with radar blips in dm, tdm and lts?

Is there a way to not show up on peoples radars? Seems silly that people can just walk to me and shoot me. Does sneeking make me invis?

Correct. The stealth skill helps to keep you off the radar, but stealth is a waste of time.

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012

Sax Solo posted:

I have one in SP and it's a Sedan there too.

and the Ubermacht Oracles and Sentinels should be Coupes.

I've always considered cars with 4 doors as sedans and 2 doors for coupes, have I always had my cars wrong or is this just yet another R* moment?

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

s0m3 guy posted:

I've always considered cars with 4 doors as sedans and 2 doors for coupes, have I always had my cars wrong or is this just yet another R* moment?

You're right.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

I'm pretty happy with my garage. It's full of vehicles that are good for just tearing around town in freeroam. The Sentinel XS is pretty amazing Coupe, though after the last bit of discussion, maybe I should check out the Super Diamond as well.

Garage pictures:

Dark blue: Ubermechy Sentinel XS
Biek: Pegassi Bati 801RR
Green: Obey 9F Cabrio


Blue: Coil Voltic
Black: Vapid Bullet


Blueish: Grotti Carbonizzizzle
Pink: Vapid Sandking XL


Left: Annis Elegy RH8
Right: Imponte Ruiner


White: Overflod Entity XF


edit: I don't get to play as often as I'd like, but I do like doing missions, racin', and causing a ruckus in freeroam.
XBL: Bisticlz

an AOL chatroom fucked around with this message at 14:44 on Oct 28, 2013

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009
Whats the fastest way to get RP these days? I just got mercenaries which are great but I want to be able to call a mugger too and thats a long way off.

Please don't say its racing

I_Socom
Jul 18, 2007

A great ride that requires finesse and effort to get the best out of it.

Brasseye posted:

Whats the fastest way to get RP these days? I just got mercenaries which are great but I want to be able to call a mugger too and thats a long way off.

Please don't say its racing

Trading race wins is pretty effective, plus it helps unlock all the accessories for car vajazzling.

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Elliptical Dick posted:

When your garage is full and you buy another car or drive another one in, the game asks you which car you want to replace. I know this was bugged before but it seems to work properly now.

Does it sell the car you're replacing, or is it just lost?

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Does anyone else have the downtown apartment on Integrity? I've been trying to glitch a police bike into mine for like 4 days, and I'm starting to wonder if it's even possible with that building.

Dictator.
May 13, 2007

#Blessed

Brasseye posted:

Whats the fastest way to get RP these days? I just got mercenaries which are great but I want to be able to call a mugger too and thats a long way off.

Please don't say its racing
it's racing.

Good Lord Fisher!
Jul 14, 2006

Groovy!

Funso Banjo posted:

What's with radar blips in dm, tdm and lts?

Is there a way to not show up on peoples radars? Seems silly that people can just walk to me and shoot me. Does sneeking make me invis?

Basically, whenever you shoot a gun/land from a fall/make a noise, it sends out a little pulse on the minimap. Any other players inside the radius of that pulse will have you show up on their minimap for 5-10 seconds, then you'll fade out. Silencers help a lot with this by making the noise 'pulse' smaller.

The other way to have your blip show up is if an enemy has direct line of sight to you. Your arrow on the minimap will light up red if an enemy can currently see you (but one of you is probably already dead if this is the case).

Everyone's blip is always visible in LTS, though.

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


Brasseye posted:

Whats the fastest way to get RP these days? I just got mercenaries which are great but I want to be able to call a mugger too and thats a long way off.

Please don't say its racing

It's racing, but not just racing, it's winning. Winning a 5 man race nets you in the neighborhood of 3,500 to 4,000 RP and 12,000 to 14,000 in cash. It's a lot faster for me in both categories than doing anything else, except abusing a bug.

TheRationalRedditor posted:

It's a no-go for serious racing, it's the basically the easiest car to PIT in the entire game and its speed advantage isn't as extreme as you're stating. I've never seen one win a non-sabotaged sports race and I've knocked a bunch of them out of contention myself with ease. It's cool to have as a dark horse favorite, but I wouldn't ever recommend it to anybody who wanted ideal race results.

I have to disagree with this. I'm around 79/101 or so in racing with never having traded any races, and I race my Carbonizarre exclusively in the Sports category. If you get PITted it's your own fault for being a slacker about your track position and having poor situational awareness.

Generally it's a bad idea to judge a car by what other people do in it, because other people are uniformly poo poo at driving with the rare exceptions here and there. I haven't met a car that was hard to PIT yet. PITting a car is a lot easier to do that the heavy handed spazzes out there seem to think. It doesn't take much to break someone's rear free of traction, and even if only a little tap most people suck at recovering from it.

BitBasher fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Oct 28, 2013

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

It helps to run 3 lap races where you get slightly faster each lap. Like on Criminal Records it's gotten down to a science where you go (on Super) 0:40 on Lap 1, 0:35 on Lap 2, and then 0:30 on Lap 3 and max out on RP for the race part.

Turbo starts & Clean Laps help too.

Locobono
Nov 6, 2003

Pump Action

Party Plane Jones posted:

Also make sure that they garage door has been successfully glitched open, otherwise it'll not work.

I've got door open, character teleporting, and I really don't know how I could do it any faster. And some videos say to slow down :colbert:

And I've got to do this twice?

BitBasher
Jun 6, 2004

You've got to know the rules before you can break 'em. Otherwise, it's no fun.


Hockles posted:

It helps to run 3 lap races where you get slightly faster each lap. Like on Criminal Records it's gotten down to a science where you go (on Super) 0:40 on Lap 1, 0:35 on Lap 2, and then 0:30 on Lap 3 and max out on RP for the race part.

Turbo starts & Clean Laps help too.

I can't believe this is going to last. As it stands right now, driving in a circle for 94 seconds nets you far, far more RP than doing anything else by an order of magnitude. It's not even in the neighborhood of sane.

callmeicarus
Sep 26, 2003

Garden gnomes are God's unwanted children.
Yams Fan

Robawesome posted:

Not to pimp myself out too much but we had a hell of a lot of fun doing plane races and loving tank fights tonight, I really hope 1009 makes some space for more active players but until then anybody feel free to add me for tomorrow's festivities

I didn't have my mic, but I had a lot of fun too; thanks for hosting that. Tank battles / dogfights / racing / TOP FUN are all great. And I'm always down for Parachuting, although that doesn't seem very popular.

Not so into Deathmatches, so sorry for ducking out on those. But I got to spend some time in freemode pimping out the cars that were languishing in my garage and making them look ridiculous(ly amazing), so it all worked out.
:rice:

I'll probably be on more tonight, and should have my mic on as long as our dogs aren't causing a general ruckus.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Deus Rex posted:

We did a huge test of all the classes with GET MY BELT SON and the Super Diamond was by far the best racing sedan.

A: it's ridiculous how much better that blocky turd of a car was.

B: god drat GET MY BELT SON was druuuuuuuunk

thompson
Jun 6, 2006
I've spend like 800k on car upgrades. I think I have a problem.

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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

FallinInTheBlak posted:

Sorry Duke Chin, My console hardlocked after the NOOSE van did a front flip.

Oh, hah, and here i thought it was my connection/the sever. S'ok i called Lester to drop the charges and took the riot van back to my garage. It's there when we want it now. Also: get afukkin Mic, laddy...

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