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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

CisSTAR 19 posted:

http://instagram.com/p/f8Q1KNxtix

I'm a fascist and I want to punch all of them in the face.

Look at Alves EPO veins

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Alves honestly looks like the typical favela drug dealer.

These guys look like they've been getting fashion tips from Giroud.

http://instagram.com/p/fuPqspRtq5/

El Hefe fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Oct 28, 2013

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005
Bale on that lovely Spanish comedy show, can't work out if its good or really bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JBqkVUSJaw

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.

Brighterday posted:

Bale on that lovely Spanish comedy show, can't work out if its good or really bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JBqkVUSJaw

I haven't found any Crackovia skits funny, but maybe I was actually looking at a bunch of mirrors.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY

El Hefe posted:

Alves honestly looks like the typical favela drug dealer.

These guys look like they've been getting fashion tips from Giroud.

http://instagram.com/p/fuPqspRtq5/

I can honestly say I've never seen someone wear a tie with a denim shirt before this.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

CisSTAR 19 posted:

I haven't found any Crackovia skits funny, but maybe I was actually looking at a bunch of mirrors.

There are some gems, but lately the writing has been bad.

Mourinho was the best character there, too bad he left la Liga.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari


Are those... metal shoes?

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

CisSTAR 19 posted:

http://instagram.com/p/f8Q1KNxtix

I'm a fascist and I want to punch all of them in the face.

When Messi is the guy with the biggest arms maybe it's time to put on a shirt.

Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí
Messi's been sucking on an HGH teat for years now, he's nothing but muscle compacted around a vestigial skeleton. No shame in being outdenched by him.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009

its easy to have big arms when you're the height of a child

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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LEX LUTHOORR!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsLSG9fq0ao

northward
Feb 21, 2006

ABERDEEN ARE AWESOME
fit like
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:love:haim:love:
Large Sam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOo27a3jiuE

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Henry is still playing and scoring goals right in the upper 90 in the mls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKkrjgoCROM&t=53s

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
Ah, yes, MLS defending. It's quite easy to score goals when the opposition defender actually runs away from you.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Popehoist posted:

Ah, yes, MLS defending. It's quite easy to score goals when the opposition defender actually runs away from you.

It's not easy to score goals in the upper 90 popehoist.

Fooly Cooly 25
Jan 18, 2005

Todo lo tuyo ahora es MIO

Popehoist posted:

Ah, yes, MLS defending. It's quite easy to score goals when the opposition defender actually runs away from you.

Yes yes let's poo poo on a great goal from a legend

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Fooly Cooly 25 posted:

Yes yes let's poo poo on a great goal from a legend

lol shut up please, that's not what he's doing at all

Ponce de Le0n
Jul 6, 2008

Father jailed for beating 3 kids after they wouldn't say who farted in his car

Fooly Cooly 25 posted:

Yes yes let's poo poo on a great goal from a legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4fzeK3SQa4

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

lmao this is so much better than the usual "Captain America" nickname Italians give all Americans.

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

Modus Trollens
Sep 12, 2010

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

lol

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corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007

El Hefe posted:

Henry is still playing and scoring goals right in the upper 90 in the mls

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HKkrjgoCROM&t=53s

When 88 assists 14, you know whose really scoring.

That's right.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Lamela lives

pdog
May 7, 2013

TwoDogs1Cup posted:

Lamela lives

Surely the bigger story is Ade in the background just chilling.

Shroud
May 11, 2009

pdog posted:

Surely the bigger story is Ade in the background just chilling.

He put his 6 months in already.

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Aug 31, 2004


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Shroud posted:

He put his 6 months in already.

talking about 6 months

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

with the news that joe hart is getting axed for Norwich, here's a mistake compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NguGKLl5Xlk (has this already been posted?)

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
He made 3 mistakes all season long, what a fail keeper!

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

mynameisjohn posted:

with the news that joe hart is getting axed for Norwich,

Is that official?

Charlotte Hornets
Dec 30, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Speaking of poo poo keepers, this. All in one game :staredog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBWefg5md0

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

actionjackson posted:

Is that official?
according to multiple papers

Thrifting Day!
Nov 25, 2006

Charlotte Hornets posted:

He made 3 mistakes all season long, what a fail keeper!

They've played 9 games ffs.

World class keepers don't make 3 game changing clangers in 9 games.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Charlotte Hornets posted:

He made 3 mistakes all season long, what a fail keeper!

Every third game he costs his team a goal, yeah, that's a fail alright.

sourdough
Apr 30, 2012

Charlotte Hornets posted:

Speaking of poo poo keepers, this. All in one game :staredog:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtBWefg5md0

Haha, holy poo poo. Almost as bad as Joe Hart :D

actionjackson
Jan 12, 2003

mynameisjohn posted:

according to multiple papers

awesome

:banjo::hf::banjo:

Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

mynameisjohn posted:

with the news that joe hart is getting axed for Norwich, here's a mistake compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NguGKLl5Xlk (has this already been posted?)

When I was young my coaches always used to drill it into me to never try to scoop a ball up while your legs are spread apart. Put a knee down so the ball doesn't wriggle through ffs.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Hart's got big balls can't blame him for keeping those legs open

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

RVProfootballer posted:

Haha, holy poo poo. Almost as bad as Joe Hart :D

Is it weird that I can forgive a keeper more for having one shockingly poo poo game than I can for a keeper continually loving up?

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Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
Male gazers who like tennis might like this.



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