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ejstheman: Feb 11, 2004

Do they go in a certain order, and popping a wrinkler and rolling the lucky number gets you the next one, or are they separate chances per cookie type with each pop?

Edit: I kiiiind of want to reset for the second time. I held out for 117 HC the first time, and I was planning on going for 300 on my second play-through, but maybe 197 is enough.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:06

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:12

Tangents: Aug 23, 2008

What perfect timing, I just reset earlier tonight. Turns out with 15,000 chips it takes about 3 minutes to hit 1 billion cps.
I hope running it overnight with wrinklers on doesn't turn out to be a terrible idea!

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:12

Erebus: Jul 13, 2001; Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Shouldn't wrinklers artificially inflate your all time baked number? You're basically getting those cookies added to your score twice.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:16

ejstheman: Feb 11, 2004

I don't think the withered cookies are added when they pump up the wrinkler, just after you pop it.

Edit: I'm letting them accumulate right now to see if there's a maximum. Up to eight wrinklers, withering 40% of my CPS.

Edit 2: They sat there with seven for a while and as soon as I popped those seven there were more, so I think that's the max.

ejstheman fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Oct 29, 2013

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:31

MykonosFan: Sep 9, 2012; Hows my homies training
going? Whaa? Hey! What
are you doing Ronald?

If you've got Wrinklers going on and you get a blood clot and want to refresh your browser (filthy cheating I realize), you might want to clear the Wrinklers before resetting. I had about 7 that weren't there when the page reloaded, not sure if I got the "interest" or not.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:38

Lotus Aura: Aug 16, 2009; KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

So, both the Elder Pledge and Covenant add +10 to your popped Wrinklers when you buy 'em. I guess the question there is whether or not that rolls the die for unlocking the new upgrades or not, and if so does it do it 10 times or just the once?

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:41

Sindai: Jan 24, 2007; i want to achieve immortality through not dying

I just racked up over 600 "wrinklers popped" that way and didn't unlock any upgrades, so I think it's safe to say it doesn't count.

Does give the achievements though.

EDIT: Well, that's not enough trials to show that it doesn't roll once, but it almost certainly doesn't roll 10 times.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:45

AlmightyPants: Mar 14, 2001; King of Scheduling; Pillbug

I've popped 57 wrinklers and haven't gotten a single one of the new cookies.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:46

Sindai: Jan 24, 2007; i want to achieve immortality through not dying

I didn't get my first until over 130.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:47

Aurora: Jan 7, 2008

New update just popped up saying that it makes wrinklers less useless.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:49

Tsolum: Jun 12, 2013

When did the Grandmapocalypse start making the Grandmas you can buy TERRIFYING? Good lord.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:50

ejstheman: Feb 11, 2004

I assume there's some insane wrinkler-popping achievement that you can only get in a reasonable amount of time by making and breaking the covenant repeatedly.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 06:59

Lotus Aura: Aug 16, 2009; KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!

Tsolum posted:

When did the Grandmapocalypse start making the Grandmas you can buy TERRIFYING? Good lord.

...Which one? :unsmigghh:

# ? Oct 29, 2013 07:01

Carados: Jan 28, 2009; We're a couple, when our bodies double.

The last update really increases the amount of Wrinklers you get, maximum constantly since it dropped.

Took me 460 of the things to get all of the cookie types, however.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 07:09

ejstheman: Feb 11, 2004

So what I'm thinking is that you should in general let wrinklers accumulate until you have one less than the maximum, so that you can pop them as often as possible to get the spooky cookies. Every time the last one appears, pop a different one at random. Once you have all the spooky cookies, let the maximum accumulate and don't bother popping them unless you need cookies to buy something. Does that make sense?

# ? Oct 29, 2013 07:20

Sindai: Jan 24, 2007; i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Pretty much. Assuming they can absorb an unlimited number of cookies you now want to be in red cookie mode whenever you're AFK.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 07:25

M3wThr33: Sep 4, 2004; I gave up long ago trying to contribute anything ever.

New update... 5% chance now to get the new cookies, not 1%.

Also, Wrinkler math changed

From:

code:

me.sucked+=(((Game.cookiesPs/Game.fps)*Game.cpsSucked)/Game.wrinklers.length);

code:

me.sucked+=(((Game.cookiesPs/Game.fps)*Game.cpsSucked));//suck the cookies

He no longer divides it by the number of wrinklers, so that might make them actually BOOST your CPS significantly.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 07:26

AlmightyPants: Mar 14, 2001; King of Scheduling; Pillbug

Oh gently caress, it just occurred to me, if I reset then I have to click a few hundred wrinklers to get back up to full capacity. Balls.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 07:39

h_double: Jul 27, 2001

First Halloween cookie after 32 wrigglers.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 08:29

Sywert of Thieves: Nov 7, 2005; The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

So what are the odds of getting a Halloween upgrade when popping a Wrinkler? Because I got my first one after popping only 8 of them, and that sounds different from 1% chance. (Slime Cookies, wheeeee)

[edit]
vvvvvvv Thanks, so 5% basically, decreasing with how many Halloween upgrades you've already unlocked.

Sywert of Thieves fucked around with this message at 08:58 on Oct 29, 2013

# ? Oct 29, 2013 08:46

ephphatha: Dec 18, 2009

Auto-wrinkler clicker:

code:

setInterval(function(){ Game.wrinklers.forEach(function(wrinkler, index, array){ if (wrinkler.sucked > 1) wrinkler.hp = 0; } ) }, 1000);

Wrinkler math is kinda hosed as well.

code:

if (me.sucked>0.5)
{
	Game.Popup('Exploded a wrinkler : found '+Beautify(me.sucked)+' cookies!');
	if (Math.random()<0.05)//halloween cookie drops
        {
		var cookie=choose(['Skull cookies','Ghost cookies','Bat cookies','Slime cookies','Pumpkin cookies','Eyeball cookies','Spider cookies']);
		if (!Game.HasUnlocked(cookie))
		{
			Game.Unlock(cookie);
			Game.Popup('Found : '+cookie+'!');
		}
	}
}

When popping a wrinkler you've got a 5% chance to earn one of the spooky cookies, but it picks from a pool of all cookies. If you've already earned the cookie that was picked that chance is wasted.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 08:53

AlmightyPants: Mar 14, 2001; King of Scheduling; Pillbug

Do the Halloween cookies require all new wrinkler clicking on a reset or do they all unlock like the golden cookie upgrades do on a reset, with one acquired?

# ? Oct 29, 2013 09:13

M3wThr33: Sep 4, 2004; I gave up long ago trying to contribute anything ever.

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AlmightyPants posted:

Do the Halloween cookies require all new wrinkler clicking on a reset or do they all unlock like the golden cookie upgrades do on a reset, with one acquired?

Looking at the code, they need to be re-unlocked every time

# ? Oct 29, 2013 09:49

Sywert of Thieves: Nov 7, 2005; The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

Cookie Clicker changelog posted:

New Shadow Achievement:
Just plain lucky: You have 1 chance in 500,000 every second of earning this achievement.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 13:12

Feline Mind Meld: Jun 14, 2007; I'm pretty creeped out

Merijn posted:

See now he's just being open about how he's loving with us.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 14:46

Evrart Claire: Jan 11, 2008

Just started this game last night. What sort of benchmark should I be going for before my first soft reset for chips?

# ? Oct 29, 2013 15:10

pigdog: Apr 23, 2004; by Smythe

The endgame for this is pretty disappointing. The golden cookies are the greatest income source by far and once at the tera-petacookie scale, the game pretty much requires you to watch for them all the time.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 15:17

Feline Mind Meld: Jun 14, 2007; I'm pretty creeped out

Zerilan posted:

Just started this game last night. What sort of benchmark should I be going for before my first soft reset for chips?

100-150 is the general concensus from the thread

# ? Oct 29, 2013 15:33

Greybone: May 25, 2003; Not the red cross.

Merijn posted:

Whoops, seems i have this one already without noticing

I should go play the lottery i guess?

# ? Oct 29, 2013 15:34

Sywert of Thieves: Nov 7, 2005; The pirate code is really more of a guideline, than actual rules.

I have 133/135 upgrades, of which 6 are Halloween upgrades. What is the other missing upgrade? Elder Covenant?

[edit]
vvvvvv No I've got that one. I think it's the Sacrificial Rolling Pins, since I haven't bought the Pledge enough times yet.

Sywert of Thieves fucked around with this message at 15:58 on Oct 29, 2013

# ? Oct 29, 2013 15:36

Carados: Jan 28, 2009; We're a couple, when our bodies double.

Merijn posted:

I have 133/135 upgrades, of which 6 are Halloween upgrades. What is the other missing upgrade? Elder Covenant?

The last Halloween upgrade and the 2000 chip cookie upgrade, most likely.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 15:41

Feline Mind Meld: Jun 14, 2007; I'm pretty creeped out

I don't know if this is average or lucky, but I got one cookie last night when the drop rate was total poo poo, and then this morning before work I kind of idly clicked maybe 20-30 wrinklers and got 3 more. They're not so bad, although sitting around not getting gold cookies in a reset is gonna be a bitch.

This is why I say he's loving with us, he gives us fast research finally but then also makes it so that we have to sit around with red cookies just as long to get the 140% base cps that comes with it.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 16:09

Brutakas: Oct 10, 2012; Farewell, marble-dwellers!

Edit: Nevermind

Brutakas fucked around with this message at 17:19 on Oct 29, 2013

# ? Oct 29, 2013 16:28

ProfessionalNinja: Sep 26, 2004; I am the Professional Ninja

After leaving the game up overnight, and while at school, I came back to have cookie production multipliers able to be bought. I think when there is a Wrinkler by every open spot, and one spawns, it counts as popping one or something and opens up the ability to buy the cookie upgrade.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 17:57

Evrart Claire: Jan 11, 2008

Just now up over 1 billion CPS. What all does the grandmapocalypse do? I just got to One Mind on the upgrade list and not sure if I should go ahead and get it yet or not.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 18:54

KnoxZone: Jan 27, 2007; If I die before I Wake, I pray the Lord my soul to take.

Zerilan posted:

Just now up over 1 billion CPS. What all does the grandmapocalypse do? I just got to One Mind on the upgrade list and not sure if I should go ahead and get it yet or not.

It makes you more cookies. Reason enough to click it, the world be damned.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 19:00

animatorZed: Jan 2, 2008; falling down

Zerilan posted:

What all does the grandmapocalypse do? I just got to One Mind on the upgrade list and not sure if I should go ahead and get it yet or not.

Just follow your avatar's advice

# ? Oct 29, 2013 19:01

MMAgCh: Aug 15, 2001; I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you

I actually named the file grandmaaaargh.png. :gonk:

# ? Oct 29, 2013 21:51

FailAtMagic: Apr 11, 2011

43 wrinkles to get the first halloween cookie great....

# ? Oct 29, 2013 22:45

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# ? Jun 11, 2024 06:12

Irish Taxi Driver: Sep 12, 2004; We're just gonna open our tool palette and... get some entities... how about some nice happy trees? We'll put them near this barn. Give that cow some shade... There.

FailAtMagic posted:

43 wrinkles to get the first halloween cookie great....

It took me about 500 to get all of them.

# ? Oct 29, 2013 22:46

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