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Pissflaps posted:Jozy is a pudding What sort of pudding
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Oct 29, 2013 10:55
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NinjaSteve posted:What sort of pudding Jozy should be pudding the bin imo
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Oct 29, 2013 11:06
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Scott Bakula posted:Jozy couldn't even score against Newcastle lol He feels.a lot of affinity for newcastle because he's a fat useless terd
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Oct 29, 2013 11:20
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The Mash posted:I'd like to go on record guessing that Jozy Altidore scores one more goal than Nicklas 'B52' Bendtner in the Premier League this season I feel like this prediction could still go places, but I'm gonna need Jozy to find a single goal somewhere.
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Oct 29, 2013 11:36
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The Mash posted:I feel like this prediction could still go places, but I'm gonna need Jozy to find a single goal somewhere. Perhaps Jozy has set some goals for himself such as 1. eat more cake I think he will achieve these goals, while Bendtner wanders around in the spiritual wilderness
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Oct 29, 2013 12:13
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I can't wait to see what Tommy Huddlestone style revelations come out of Gus Poyet becoming Sunderland manager, hopefully he'll allow Jozy to have his four Full Englishes a day again
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Oct 29, 2013 14:41
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http://espnfc.com/news/story/_/id/1600130/jozy-altidore-hoping-develop-steven-fletcher-partnership-sunderland?cc=5901quote:Jozy Altidore is hopeful that he can forge an effective strike partnership with Sunderland teammate Steven Fletcher now that the Scotland international is over his injury problems. Step 1: Don't get in Fletcher's way
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Oct 31, 2013 04:28
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There was a thing on some blog shortly after the derby that basically blamed Jozy's poo poo performances on having to play as a lone striker, he's much better in a 4-4-2 with a strike partner etc etc. Lol that Borini basically nicks the ball off him after a poo poo touch and it's called an assist.
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Oct 31, 2013 10:43
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Jozy can score as many goals as he can now that Newcastle didn't embarrass themselves by allowing him to score against them.
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Oct 31, 2013 10:57
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Well he has another chance remember
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Oct 31, 2013 11:04
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Scott Bakula posted:Well he has another chance remember If he makes it to the return game still on zero goals and he manages to score his first and presumably only goal of the season against our lot I'm going to ban myself. 
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Oct 31, 2013 11:11
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What makes me laugh about Jozy is how when he falls over it's always such a violent collapse. Really goes for that floor. I think with his unique set of "talents" the best way to use him would be as some kind of pinball flipper where his teamates blasts balls at his unexpectedly prone form and hope for a lucky ricochet. Could be a devastating dead ball tactic.
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Oct 31, 2013 13:07
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Flayer posted:What makes me laugh about Jozy is how when he falls over it's always such a violent collapse. Really goes for that floor. I think with his unique set of "talents" the best way to use him would be as some kind of pinball flipper where his teamates blasts balls at his unexpectedly prone form and hope for a lucky ricochet. Could be a devastating dead ball tactic. This was my reasoning as to why he would score four goals
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Oct 31, 2013 13:18
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tbp posted:This was my reasoning as to why he would score four goals four to the floor, jozy riddem.
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Oct 31, 2013 14:18
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Haha jozy is loving garbage and is getting worse. Woeful gutless shithouse.
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Nov 2, 2013 16:38
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Asmir Begovic has more Premier League goals than Jozy this season.
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Nov 2, 2013 16:44
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Haggis Heed posted:Asmir Begovic has more Premier League goals than Jozy this season. well Begovic actually has to know where the goal is to do his job, Jozy just knows where the buffet is
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Nov 2, 2013 16:45
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lol holy poo poo Jozy is garbage and Sunderland is even worse. What a loving tragedy of a team.
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Nov 2, 2013 17:39
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Are even worse. Sunderland are even worse.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:03
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Pissflaps posted:Are even worse. They're actually not because Blowzy is the worst there is, the worst there was and the worst there ever will be, he's a fat shitman tart
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Nov 2, 2013 18:06
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sunderland is a lovely team of garbagemen the main garbageman is Jozy. He won't be missed in February when he's away, thats for sure.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:06
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Think an updated chart is in order
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Nov 2, 2013 18:06
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In the 45 minutes he played today there were 2 sendings off and an own goal.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:08
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He's a failure of a striker which means he fits perfectly into the failure of a team that is Sunderland.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:08
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Remember when this entire forum was saying 'Jozy isn't a massive shithouse, he has improved since his last stint at Hull, look at his goalscoring record for USMNT and AZ Alkmaar, he's a world class striker' and i was literally the only one pointing out the obvious. Jozy Is Fail.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:08
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It's Jozy are fail. And you're a liar.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:09
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Pissflaps posted:Remember when this entire forum was saying 'Jozy isn't a massive shithouse, he has improved since his last stint at Hull, look at his goalscoring record for USMNT and AZ Alkmaar, he's a world class striker' and i was literally the only one pointing out the obvious. I don't think this happened flaps
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Nov 2, 2013 18:10
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Jozy should go get a job in Kwik-fit since he has so much experience with spare tyres
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Nov 2, 2013 18:10
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£8m lol
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Nov 2, 2013 18:10
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I actually don't think that ever happened on this forum. I frequent the USMNT thread and there were maybe 3 posters that had a legit love for jozy.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:11
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I was gaslighted into predicting 7 goals for him.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:11
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Sunderland is a bad team and Jozy Altidore are a bad striker
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Nov 2, 2013 18:11
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80085 posted:I actually don't think that ever happened on this forum. I frequent the USMNT thread and there were maybe 3 posters that had a legit love for jozy. A lot more than that. The meltdowns whenever he was criticized were at fukushima levels
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Nov 2, 2013 18:11
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vaginal culture posted:A lot more than that. The meltdowns whenever he was criticized were at fukushima levels I think it's all in your head. Go back and read those threads and you'll notice it was the same people just repeatedly posting about it.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:12
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vaginal culture posted:A lot more than that. The meltdowns whenever he was criticized were at fukushima levels Look, I just think if you're going to act like a oval office you should keep your mouth shut so nobody else has to smell your stench.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:12
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atomic gog posted:I was gaslighted into predicting 7 goals for him. My prediction of 3 goals is beginning to look like an impossible mountain to climb, like Kilimanjaro. Come on Jozy, is what i'm saying, and why I got fired as USMNT masseuse.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:13
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80085 posted:I actually don't think that ever happened on this forum. I frequent the USMNT thread and there were maybe 3 posters that had a legit love for jozy. UMSNT posters love Jozy because he is from the same country as they are.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:13
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80085 posted:I think it's all in your head. Go back and read those threads and you'll notice it was the same people just repeatedly posting about it. I'm not going to go back and read any threads
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Nov 2, 2013 18:13
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80085 posted:I think it's all in your head. Go back and read those threads and you'll notice it was the same people just repeatedly posting about it. peep the archives from the 2010 world cup the Jozyphoria was off the charts
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Nov 2, 2013 18:13
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I mean christ VC you private messaged me once because you thought I was a jozy lover even though I've been calling him poo poo since before pissflaps knew who he was.
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Nov 2, 2013 18:14
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