TOOT BOOT posted:

I think he was supposed to get a vent hood for free too, only he didn't bother verifying it actually existed and/or was appropriate for what he wanted to do

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Edema, formerly known as dropsy or hydropsy, is an abnormal accumulation of fluid in the interstitium, which are locations beneath the skin or in one or more cavities of the body.

TOOT BOOT posted:

doobie's having a meltdown:

For the first time since I started this project I'm feeling like it's not going to happen... It's the curse of the vent hood again.... Not only did it take a lot of my funds to buy it .. Now it's got to be installed ... I don't think I can do it myself..,I called an installer .. It cost more to install than to buy it.. This is ridiculous .. If I don't get this loan that I'm fixing to try for, I could be over before it got started... No need to respond just wanted to say what was on my mind... Having anxiety attach or something... Can barely catch my breath

how the gently caress was this idiot ever going to run a business if he can't get a hot dog stand running with almost $20k in free capital

dur posted:

i just remembered where i'd heard dropsy before


good name for a game imo

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

and here we can see forums superstar "dur" demonstrate his rockin' disregard for "reading" "threads"

Base Emitter posted:

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Massive demand
There is a chance that we have much more demand than we've anticipated and we are well aware that many campaigns in the past have struggled to keep up with responses. We have a commitment to reply to our supporters within 24 hours. We are fully committed to put the necessary time in the production and distribution in order to maintain our backers satisfied with the delivery time and response from us.

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Theocalypse is a roleplaying game in the vein of the Persona, SMT, and early Final Fantasy games. Planned as a trilogy, Theocalypse features:

- A Mature Storyline: Theocalypse asks questions about human nature, the nature of power, what separates a man from a god, and other heavy philosophical questions.

- Serious Choices: The decisions you make will shape the world around you, as well as change the way the story concludes. The choices are not black and white, as there’s no such thing as absolute morality. Rather than “good” or “bad” options it’s all shades of grey, and you’ll have to live with the choices you make.

- Combat redefined: A new tactical combat system allows for more strategy and greater depth

- Classes, classes, classes: Each character has access to multiple roles and classes they can use, and no two classes play the same. Customize, strategize, and set up your team to match your play style.

- Mythology in a blender: Mythologies ranging from Native American to Egyptian, Mapuche to Shinto, and many others interact and clash in the world of Theocalypse.

- Seamless transitions from episode to episode: Data flags allow you to import your save file from each episode into the subsequent episode, allowing you to keep your choices, levels, and progress throughout the entirety of the Theocalypse trilogy.

Vicas posted:

wow none of these assets mesh even slightly

Yodzilla posted:

e: haha drat i actually like the character art at the top of the page and then i scrolled down to the gameplay screenshot and welp

Yodzilla posted:

i'm the clashing perspectives


e: haha drat i actually like the character art at the top of the page and then i scrolled down to the gameplay screenshot and welp

TOOT BOOT posted:

Why the gently caress are people so obsessed with 16 bit JRPGs, FF6 was good when I was 14 but it's 20 years later

TOOT BOOT posted:

Why the gently caress are people so obsessed with 16 bit JRPGs, FF6 was good when I was 14 but it's 20 years later

Vicas posted:

wow none of these assets mesh even slightly

hubris.height posted:

im gonna kickstarter some poo poo at the producer level some day and just use that poo poo in my resume

Werthog 95 posted:

irregardless

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it's me, i'm the clockwork summoner

Vicas posted:

you mean you're not a BATTLEFIST?

Sham bam bamina! posted:

lol you goddamn idiot

or was that a joke???

Yodzilla posted:

spelunky, gunpoint and hotline miami so four good games

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"When can I get my Sansaire?!" we hear you asking. Very soon!

If everything goes 100% according to plan, we’ll send out the very first units in the last week of November, when we conduct a trial production run to establish our standard operating procedures. If these units meet our standards we'll immediately begin assembly of the main batch.

This is a little later than we were initially hoping. It means that we’ll miss the opportunity for our US backers to celebrate Thanksgiving with a sous vide turkey this year. We thank you for your patience and understanding – we’re doing everything in our power to make the Sansaire high-quality and deliver it to you as soon as possible.

Yodzilla posted:

spelunky, gunpoint and hotline miami so four good games

Sham bam bamina! posted:

lol you goddamn idiot

or was that a joke???

hubris.height posted:

"we turned the rpg battle system on its head by removing individual mana bars and sharing them among your party"
translation: INNOVATION

Werthog 95 posted:

jokes? in YOSPOS? heavens no, i wouldn't dream of it

ahmeni posted:

hotline miami was gamemaker i think?

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it's the kind of joke that's indistinguishable from the genuine article

this is not a very good kind of joke tbh hth cya

Dr. Honked posted:

and the guy made 80 or so games before his utterly non-transferable skills were honed enough to make that janky piece of poo poo do anything worthwhile

Dr. Honked posted:

and the guy made 80 or so games before his utterly non-transferable skills were honed enough to make that janky piece of poo poo do anything worthwhile

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it's the kind of joke that's indistinguishable from the genuine article

this is not a very good kind of joke tbh hth cya