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Porkchop Express
Dec 24, 2009

Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt.
Me and a friend are trying to trade race wins, but no matter if I have closed matchmaking it still lets tons of people in, what gives?

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Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Porkchop Express posted:

Me and a friend are trying to trade race wins, but no matter if I have closed matchmaking it still lets tons of people in, what gives?

Sometimes it will keep changing matchmaking to open after every race. So you have to be quick and change it back to closed. If people still get in, I don't know, perhaps you are hitting autoinvite and play.

kaosAG
Oct 14, 2005

Hakarne posted:

Never got an answer, anyone able to give an estimate on entity mod prices? Thanks!

car + mods will cost you about a million.

notlodar
Sep 11, 2001

WastedJoker posted:

Holy poo poo it is annoying when auto-aim constantly focuses on NPC cops rather than an enemy player.
didn't know you could auto-aim stickies or grenades... oh, you mean to tell me you aren't exploding everything in front of you? Bullets are for mountain dueling.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe

Porkchop Express posted:

Me and a friend are trying to trade race wins, but no matter if I have closed matchmaking it still lets tons of people in, what gives?

You're playing a race that's very popular and people are constantly trying to get in, so much so that they're getting in before you can confirm closed closed matchmaking.

Try finding another race to trade wins on.

Rutkowski
Apr 28, 2008

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

Hakarne posted:

Never got an answer, anyone able to give an estimate on entity mod prices? Thanks!
I paid roughly a million for all upgrades(60% armor) and the Entity itself.

Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS

Athanatos posted:

:siren: GTAV Scavenger Hunt II :siren:
There are lots of random things in the world they put in that tons of people will never see so here is a chance to see some of it. Rules are simple, I post pictures of locations, you take a selfie in front of the location when you find it. First person to find all the places wins something.


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What your post needs
A. Selfie's in front of all those pictures. You do not have to be pixel accurate with location or correct time of day.
B. A contact something email/irc/twitter something. I dont have PMs sorry...
C. Quote the sirens so I can see it.
D. DO NOT EDIT your post. Any edit markers at the bottom of your post will be disqualified.

All of these pictures were taken in GTA:0 Freeroam, I assume there is no difference between locations in Online and Singleplayer. You can do this online or singleplayer I dont care which as long as you are taking a Selfie at the location instead of just a picture. Online preferable so I can see your ugly mugs. First person to find all the places and have a correct post wins. I reserve the right to change a picture or a rule incase I gently caress something up. When you post I'll get to you as quick as possible. The thread moves fast.

For posting pictures: http://socialclub.rockstargames.com/games/gtav/snapmatic/myphotos there will be your pictures, then upload them to imgur and link them from that.


My contact: athanatos.sa@hotmail.com or @AthanatosSA

What you win:
I have another $3 from Amazon


I am amazed and astonished nobody has claimed a win for this after how fast it went last time. Everyone too busy being a LSC glitcher or what? :smugdog:

Intrepid00
Nov 10, 2003

I'm tired of the PM’s asking if I actually poisoned kittens, instead look at these boobies.

Psion posted:

I am amazed and astonished nobody has claimed a win for this after how fast it went last time. Everyone too busy being a LSC glitcher or what? :smugdog:

Jerry canning impound.

MY INEVITABLE DEBT
Apr 21, 2011
I am lonely and spend most of my time on 4Chan talking about the superiority of BBC porn.

Intrepid00 posted:

Jerry canning impound.

If you blow up my car at impound you're doing me a favor

Hakarne
Jul 23, 2007
Vivo en el autobús!


Thanks for the entity info!

Old Doggy Bastard
Dec 18, 2008

I am sad at the lack of missions that are fun to do for the sake of fun, to be honest it seems like the things to do now are either make money slowly in a horrible way or slowly do missions for the sake of it.

drat if I don't want my Banshee now.

Auxiliary Treats
Jun 26, 2013

Hakarne posted:

Thanks for the entity info!

If you haven't done it yet, make sure to stalk Legendary Motorsport on Lifeinvader.

ReverendDre
Apr 1, 2006
TheOneAndOnly

Need some help selling the Super Cars. This is the method I'm using:

- Start in single player
e: Start new single player game
- Start online invite only session
- Get some random car into LSC
- 1/2 sell then go to PSN
- Spawn back in my car
- Sell and switch characters

I did this before with my Gauntlet and after going to PSN I would always spawn back in my car. Now that I have the Entity I don't spawn back in my car anymore and instead spawn in an empty LSC. Then when I exit and bring the XF back it gives me the $50k limit deal. Am I missing a step for the supers?

edit: yep, step 2

ReverendDre fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Oct 31, 2013

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

Snackpack Backpack posted:

If you haven't done it yet, make sure to stalk Legendary Motorsport on Lifeinvader.

My 10% discount was used when buying the free Elegy RH8. :argh:

CascadeBeta
Feb 14, 2009

by Cyrano4747
I started a war at LSC tonight with pubbies who wanted to abuse the money glitch. Started out with my sandking parked in front of it, then my JB 700. One guy got so mad he continually put $9000 bounties on me every time I respawned. At its peak, the police, Merryweather, and 10 people total were killing each other at and around LSC. :allears:

Robawesome
Jul 22, 2005

Odobenidae posted:

My 10% discount was used when buying the free Elegy RH8. :argh:

This happened to me too :negative:

Bro Nerd Alpha
Aug 27, 2012

going on pussy patrol
"Hey Kevin, your parents dont love you"

Pivit
Oct 14, 2012

And the Itsy Bitsy Spider
went up the spout again.

I like close races.



Psion
Dec 13, 2002

eVeN I KnOw wHaT CoRnEr gAs iS
I just wish the LI stalking would actually give me a discount :mad:

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Whoever LORDofSPACE is, sorry that my pilot chopped you up while you were standing on the jet you parked on the Maze building. Twas an accident. Nice flying on your part though.

e: skull krew

Chard fucked around with this message at 05:49 on Oct 31, 2013

Concept Theory
Aug 10, 2003
What's the easiest way to give my friends money now that the real way is disabled? I wanna be that guy and give my boss from work GTA cash...

Intrepid00
Nov 10, 2003

I'm tired of the PM’s asking if I actually poisoned kittens, instead look at these boobies.

Concept Theory posted:

What's the easiest way to give my friends money now that the real way is disabled? I wanna be that guy and give my boss from work GTA cash...

Instead take him for a joyride in a buzzard and let him missile pubbies to death.

Intrepid00 fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Oct 31, 2013

cl_gibcount 9999
Aug 15, 2002

Chard posted:

Whoever LORDofSPACE is, sorry that my pilot chopped you up while you were standing on the jet you parked on the Maze building. Twas an accident. Nice flying on your part though.

e: skull krew

Hah yeah that was me, getting chopped to pieces (well, flung away at 1000 mph) by rotor blades is always funny.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Good lord the Bad Sport lobby is insane... 4 guys in tanks just own the whole city.

56k
Apr 4, 2004

by T. Finninho
It's been said a few times but anyone running out of poo poo to do while you are waiting for a game: find an LSC mod shop and try to get the perfect lined up sniper shot area. There is literally always someone doing the "hack" at every shop in every game.

Hopefully free roam kills count towards gun skins.

T1g4h
Aug 6, 2008

I AM THE SCALES OF JUSTICE, CONDUCTOR OF THE CHOIR OF DEATH!


You know, you'd be surprised at how well this handles Chiliad. I think I actually drifted my way up the mountain and it handled it better than my Merryweather Mesa :psyduck:

Raioner
Mar 28, 2006


If anyone has a high value car that I could sell on the 360 my gt is raioner. I'm tired of selling my felon for 13k a pop.

Nika
Aug 9, 2013

like i was tanqueray
y'all know what gangsta looks like?



this is what gangsta looks like:



yeah that's right, it's the pink/purple cow machine comin' atcha








you ain't gotta like it cuz the herd gon' love it :colbert:

GET MY BELT SON
Sep 26, 2007

Finally shot down my first lazer with a tank. Feels good

este
Feb 17, 2004

Boing!
Dinosaur Gum

This owns pretty hard.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -
Bad Sport again... This time was totally NOT on purpose. I was trying to blow up a parked plane and accidentally hit matzasomething or other's car parked near it that I didn't see.

Hadn't played in two days, hadn't blown up a car in two days; first car i accidentally blow up: Bad Sportâ„¢ :(

4 days in the clink.

Edit: and it stole a car and $200k AND THEN hard locked my 360 for good measure.

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Oct 31, 2013

opaPac
Jul 18, 2012
If anyone wanna trade race wins i am online in a few minutes on PS.
Nick is also opaPac on the Playstation.

Thanks

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

titties posted:

Awesome. Do you have any tips on getting this to work? I've been trying for days to get that bike into the Integrity Way apartment garage. I've been following videos / guides for both the touch-the-door and the don't-touch-the-door methods but I just can't get it to work. My character just gets on the bike and the "you can't store this" message comes up.

E: I have the bike wedged 1/3 of the way in right now, stuck under the garage door.
E2: It just despawned.

Park it parallel to the garage door and back towards it with your weapon drawn. Start far out and edge it closer each time.

The screenshots I saw had the bike facing right (so your character straddle it with the opposite leg most people would), but I don’t know if it matters.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
Earlier tonight I had one of my best game sessions yet. I popped onto some random server and decided I wanted to fly the Buzzard around. On my way driving there I heard some other group of players kill one of my crewmates, and then argue about what they should do next, and as i arrived at the Buzzard they said they would all head to Sandy Shores and get into planes there.

Naturally I made a beeline for the area and caught them as they were taking off in 2 very slow aircraft that were each holding 4 players. And with missile lockon that was 8 pubbies dead in 45 seconds, with them all wondering how the hell they got shot down. That was the revenge, but the next stuff was just pure fun. Then for the next 15 minutes they kept trying to take off again and I just kept picking them off, including when one of them grabbed an annilhator without realizing it only had the manual aim machine guns. After me racking up a good 32 kills total with only one death from them, they all jumped ship to another server.

Shortly afterwards I did a mission for Trevor with this dude who brought this totally sweet modded out Patriot. It was one where after a shootout section one player needs to haul a trailer out to a location with the other player following on in a vehicle to help take out attacking bikers. I ended up using his Patriot for that part and since I stayed in the Patriot when the mission was turned in, after it was done I had a nice dupe of a car worth a good 39k, which I promptly brought to LSC to sell.

A good night.

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009
Anyone got any tips for glitching the jet fighter into your garage? I stole the fucker about 4 times last night but failed to land it each time. The last one was the worst, I hit the ground at an ok speed but a weird angle and the landing gear snapped off.

As far as I know you cant land it at the LS airport because theres no way to taxi out of there. I guess I could land it at trevor's and taxi from there but that would take forever...

I just really need to have a jet that my mechanic can deliver to me.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Brasseye posted:

Anyone got any tips for glitching the jet fighter into your garage? I stole the fucker about 4 times last night but failed to land it each time. The last one was the worst, I hit the ground at an ok speed but a weird angle and the landing gear snapped off.

Practice landing? I land it on major streets and only have issues if there’s too much NPC traffic to avoid. Bridges are usually a good bet. Do a flyover first to make sure they don’t have light posts in the middle.

If you’re really desperate you could land on the beach and taxi across LS.

Brasseye
Feb 13, 2009
Thanks, I think Ill go for the beach. I would practice landing but stealing one each time has about a 20% chance of an unlucky tank spawn right outside the hangar. It's annoying because I'm decent at flying the thing but it seems very hard to land it.

I'm going to try again tonight, being able to get a jet delivered to you anywhere on the map has to be the ultimate prize in this game.

Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

Elliptical Dick posted:

Welp, my browser forgot my password to Social Club and the email I used to set it up no longer exists. I didn't update it like the big moron I am. If I make a new one with a new email address can I just associate my gamertag with it and keep all my stats and crew affiliation or is all that stuff hosed unless I restore access somehow?

R* isn't responding to my support ticket and I didn't see an answer searching google. Does any of you guys know anything in this regard?

Lunethex
Feb 4, 2013

Me llamo Sarah Brandolino, the eighth Castilian of this magnificent marriage.

Elliptical Dick posted:

R* isn't responding to my support ticket and I didn't see an answer searching google. Does any of you guys know anything in this regard?

Have you tried linking your gamertag to the new social club account? My guess is it probably won't work due to already being linked. You'd lose out on your crew stuff but all your stats should be fine overall. You probably won't get that Club Account back without a generous support member though. Not much else to say other than keep a text on a flash drive/external with info written down and have them on notes in real life in the future.

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boydx
Feb 25, 2006

No school like the old school.
My character on the Social Club page appears to have reverted back to level 1, is this a common thing? Oh god

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