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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BlazinLow305 posted:

Alright, I'm done here for the night. Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure owning Aatrek with you.

You did good son.

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A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Wait....how long has Aatrek been a pedo now?

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Wait....how long has Aatrek been a pedo now?

Since he became a Star Trek fan is my assumption.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
He saw Wesley and decided he had to inflict suffering on all children as a result.

Da Mott Man
Aug 3, 2012


When Tasha Yar was talking about evading rape gangs on her planet as a child, she was talking about Aatrek.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Da Mott Man posted:

When Tasha Yar was talking about evading rape gangs on her planet as a child,

I got a little hard.

Potassium Problems
Sep 28, 2001

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Wait....how long has Aatrek been a pedo now?

Nursery Stardate 44124.1

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Wait....how long has Aatrek been a pedo now?

Since First Contact.

Sex Beef 2.0
Jan 14, 2012

Dean of Swing posted:

Since First Contact.

oh my god

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Wait....how long has Aatrek been a pedo now?

you're born one i think

DAVE!!!(c)(tm)
Feb 22, 2003

8th-snype
Aug 28, 2005

My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012


Young Orc
Worf laid down on the bed and seductively looked over his shoulder at aatrek.
"Maybe tonight you can babysit me"

BananaForDonny
Dec 27, 2011
25-year-old semi-professional and women's studies grad student. I like Destiel Supernatural and food porn. I am a queer intersectional feminist. I am multifandom, but like to focus on wicca, the Silent Hill verse, and PepperXTony.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

8th-snype posted:

Worf laid down on the bed and seductively looked over his shoulder at aatrek.
"Maybe tonight you can babysit me"

"Assimilate This!"

BananaForDonny
Dec 27, 2011

Dean of Swing posted:

"Assimilate This!"

Worf is a Klingon, not a Borg you loving fake nerd girl.

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Aatrek has a choice. Walking out the door and be arrested or have sex with an 18 year old in front of him. His personal Kobayashi Maru.

Funkstar Deluxe
May 7, 2007

「☆☆☆」

lol

Cold Milk Bottle
Nov 19, 2012
hey who did those star trek youtube joke episodes can you do those again they were fresh

BananaForDonny
Dec 27, 2011
If Aatrek goes to jail, what will happen to his dildo collection? Can it be auctioned to fund the forum?

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Soma Mandala posted:

If Aatrek goes to jail, what will happen to his dildo collection? Can it be auctioned to fund the forum?

I'm not sure, but I hope he gets along with Granos.

epiphanylol
Sep 18, 2013

BananaForDonny
Dec 27, 2011
As a Hindu, I think it is important for everyone to imagine Aatrek complexly. It is important realize that everyone is scarred by life in some way, everyone is unique, and the most important human quality is our own empathy.

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005
If 1000 goons all concentrate real hard on burning Aatrek in this thread, I wonder if it's possible that he'll catch fire in real life?

epiphanylol
Sep 18, 2013

BlazinLow305 posted:

If 1000 goons all concentrate real hard on burning Aatrek in this thread, I wonder if it's possible that he'll catch fire in real life?

Lets do this!

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Soma Mandala posted:

As a Hindu, I think it is important for everyone to imagine Aatrek complexly. It is important realize that everyone is scarred by life in some way, everyone is unique, and the most important human quality is our own empathy.

Assimilate This!

BananaForDonny
Dec 27, 2011
This thread is being taken over by extroverts. Everyone should imagine each other complexly.

epiphanylol
Sep 18, 2013

Soma Mandala posted:

This thread is being taken over by extroverts. Everyone should imagine each other complexly.

No.

SickZip
Jul 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Cold Milk Bottle posted:

hey who did those star trek youtube joke episodes can you do those again they were fresh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iTsLZFaYIw

unfortunately andrew hussie has sworn off all humor in favor of making Homestuck

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
First Contact is all you need where statutory is concerned

BananaForDonny
Dec 27, 2011
Virginity is a myth propagated by the patriarchy. I hereby claim this thread as a safe-space.

epiphanylol
Sep 18, 2013

Soma Mandala posted:

Virginity is a myth propagated by the patriarchy. I hereby claim this thread as a safe-space.

There is no safe-space in my house!

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Oldstench posted:

Apparently Aartrek was on set.


epiphanylol
Sep 18, 2013

rio
Mar 20, 2008

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

So I notice you've been emptyquoting

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!

Squiggle
Sep 29, 2002

I don't think she likes the special sauce, Rick.


Star Trek is pretty great though

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

lmao. Don't Vulcans have like a sex thing where they go in heat and gently caress uncontrollably? I wonder if Aatrek used that as a defense in court like he has that but only for young children

Asbury
Mar 23, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!
Hair Elf

BlazinLow305 posted:

lmao. Don't Vulcans have like a sex thing where they go in heat and gently caress uncontrollably? I wonder if Aatrek used that as a defense in court like he has that but only for young children

the pon farr's like every seven years so yeah that sounds about right

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SBJ
Apr 10, 2009

Apple of My Eye

Laughter in the Sky

Soma Mandala posted:

25-year-old semi-professional and women's studies grad student. I like Destiel Supernatural and food porn. I am a queer intersectional feminist. I am multifandom, but like to focus on wicca, the Silent Hill verse, and PepperXTony.

Can you link your OkC profile?

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