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hailing frequency open like two inches
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:44 |
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Aartrek has been, and always shall be, a pedophile.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:46 |
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THIS...is (a) Ceti Five Year Old!
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:47 |
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Aartrek was after the Genesis so he could live on top of something younger than eight years old.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:47 |
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mind the walrus posted:Aartrek has been, and always shall be, a pedophile. hopefully the catholic church is still accepting priest applications? Seems like a good job match since it requires wearing dorky costumes and the ability to break through pressboard.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:47 |
Was Aartrek born a pedophile or did he choose to be one like how transformers choose which sex to be?
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:49 |
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G.I. Jaw posted:Was Aartrek born a pedophile or did he choose to be one like how transformers choose which sex to be? I blame porn. Gorn porn.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:51 |
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etalian posted:hopefully the catholic church is still accepting priest applications? his resume isnt very stimulating, to say the least
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:52 |
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From the TNG episode, 'Rascals' "It's... I don't know, but this feels wrong somehow." "Miles Edward O'Brien, I am still your wife." "- Technically, yes. " "- Technically?" "No, I-I mean, of course you're my wife. But you're also ten years old." "Beverly said it's actually closer to 12." "- That's not the point. -" "So what is the point? - Is our marriage over?" "- I didn't say that. But until they find a way to reverse this effect, it's hard to ignore the fact that you're a little girl." No wonder Aartrek got hosed up this is from a real tv show and not some fanfiction poo poo.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:59 |
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HighClassSwankyTime posted:his resume isnt very stimulating, to say the least I think you're too old to be the target audience
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 17:01 |
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quote:The first thing detectives from the Toronto police sex crimes unit saw when they entered Roderick Cowan's apartment was an autographed picture of William Shatner. Along with the photos on the computer of Scott Faichnie, also busted for possessing child porn, they found a snapshot of the pediatric nurse and Boy Scout leader wearing a dress "Federation" uniform. Another suspect had a TV remote control shaped like a phaser. Yet another had a Star Trek credit card in his wallet. One was using "Picard" as his screen name. In the 3 1/2 years since police in Canada's biggest city established a special unit to tackle child pornography, investigators have been through so many dwellings packed with sci-fi books, DVDs, toys and collectibles like Klingon swords and sashes that it's become a dark squadroom joke. "We always say there are two types of pedophiles: Star Trek and Star Wars," says Det. Ian Lamond, the unit's second-in-command. "But it's mostly Star Trek."
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 17:24 |
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There should be a show called Toronto Police Sex Crimes Unit. also William Shatner is a Canada guy maybe he could reprise his roll from rescue 911 and talk about what the sex criem cops are doing and who they are aaresting
Mach5 fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Nov 2, 2013 |
# ? Nov 2, 2013 17:43 |
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Clavius posted:its 5 year old mission
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 18:11 |
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Give schlong and sauce her.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 18:19 |
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Dickeye posted:The first generation is too old
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 18:20 |
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HighClassSwankyTime posted:his resume isnt very stimulating, to say the least Well at least he had a few years of solid work history from his babysitting job.
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 18:26 |
Goldmine now
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 18:28 |
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Dickeye posted:The first generation is too old Oh my God...
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 18:29 |
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# ? Jun 5, 2024 03:06 |
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Do any of you guys think aatrek was a loving man-child or just a child-loving man
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# ? Nov 2, 2013 18:33 |