KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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Ungratek: Aug 2, 2005

But they do, and they're the ones writing it off!

# ? Nov 1, 2013 05:27

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# ? May 28, 2024 04:41

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

I wish I had the last twenty seconds of my life back. :geno:

# ? Nov 1, 2013 06:07

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Sure thing Joe Mayo.

# ? Nov 1, 2013 06:15

Frostwerks: Sep 24, 2007; by Lowtax

Am I the only one who thinks the priest doing the devil horns in The Burning is one of the best potential avatars for this forum and indeed this world? If it has been done I will got out on a high note.

# ? Nov 1, 2013 09:54

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Sure thing Joe Mayo.

HEY! Cocktails off the speakers.

# ? Nov 1, 2013 12:39

The Finn: Aug 27, 2004; إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم

Gyshall posted:

Elaine: Just tell him that you're my boyfriend and that we're in love, okay. Can you do that?
Kramer:Yeah, yeah, okay. I'm your boyfriend... Have we been intimate?
Elaine: Yeah, yeah, we've been intimate.
Kramer: How often do we do it?
Elaine: Kramer, how is that important? Honestly, do you really think he's gonna ask you that?
Kramer: Elaine, he's a psychiatrist. They're interested in stuff like that.
Elaine: Alright, alright. We do it, uh...five times a week, okay?
Kramer: Oooh, baby.

I�ve got the kavorka Jerry

# ? Nov 1, 2013 13:17

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Oh Moses smell the roses.

# ? Nov 1, 2013 13:53

Supreme Allah: Oct 6, 2004; everybody relax, i'm here; Nap Ghost

Let us out! There's an unmarried pregnant woman down here.

# ? Nov 1, 2013 22:50

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Supreme Allah posted:

Let us out! There's an unmarried pregnant woman down here.

# ? Nov 2, 2013 02:39

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

Nostrils.

# ? Nov 2, 2013 06:13

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

I cannot stand the voice of (the lady that plays?) Jocelyn Landis. She does like a whisper thing or something at the end of some words and it drives me bananas.

# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:40

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

She's one of those low-talkers.

# ? Nov 2, 2013 16:43

Poque: Sep 11, 2003; =^-^=

Don't call her anymore.

You either.

# ? Nov 2, 2013 18:10

Wario In Real Life: Nov 9, 2009; by T. Finninho

myron cope posted:

I cannot stand the voice of (the lady that plays?) Jocelyn Landis. She does like a whisper thing or something at the end of some words and it drives me bananas.

Onasisisis's

# ? Nov 2, 2013 20:30

Ungratek: Aug 2, 2005

So...we're just a couple of white people?

# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:01

Pierce and Pierce: Jul 1, 2007; Murders and Executions

Ungratek posted:

So...we're just a couple of white people?

Wanna go to The Gap?

# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:03

Coffee And Pie: Nov 4, 2010; "Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"

Pierce and Pierce posted:

Wanna go to The Gap?

We just picked up a couple of girls at the Gap!

# ? Nov 3, 2013 02:55

mojo1701a: Oct 9, 2008; Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

ASSMAN

# ? Nov 3, 2013 04:21

MINT WIZARD: Apr 25, 2007; This isn't going to stop until Pictionary bans the word windmill.

I thought you were a leg man...

# ? Nov 3, 2013 04:37

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

Guys I am thinking about doing the roommate switch irl, I need advice on how to make this happen please

# ? Nov 3, 2013 04:51

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Well I, uh, I'm not sure how you pronounce it or anything, but I, uh, I believe it's 'M�nage � Trois'?

# ? Nov 3, 2013 05:01

Capt. Sticl: Jul 24, 2002; In Zion I was meant to be
'Doze the homes
Block the sea
With this great ship at my command
I'll plunder all the Promised Land!

Coffee And Pie posted:

We just picked up a couple of girls at the Gap!

How did you decide which one of you would date which girl?

# ? Nov 3, 2013 06:37

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Capt. Sticl posted:

How did you decide which one of you would date which girl?

I loved the Kramer/Mickey pairing :allears:

# ? Nov 3, 2013 06:48

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Jerusalem posted:

I loved the Kramer/Mickey pairing

Santa is not a Commie.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 07:35

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Sash! posted:

Santa is not a Commie.

There are no delicatessens under Communism. :colbert:

# ? Nov 3, 2013 07:39

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Jerusalem posted:

There are no delicatessens under Communism.

Each according to his ability, to each according to his needs...

# ? Nov 3, 2013 14:02

esperantinc: May 5, 2003; JERRY! HELLO!

Jerusalem posted:

There are no delicatessens under Communism.

So you can't get corned beef?!?

# ? Nov 3, 2013 16:42

Sash!: Mar 16, 2001

Ehud posted:

Each according to his ability, to each according to his needs...

Ehud, I want something like that on my tombstone.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 17:31

myron cope: Apr 21, 2009

esperantinc posted:

So you can't get corned beef?!?

Well, you know, if you're in the Poliburo maybe

# ? Nov 3, 2013 17:51

Hank Morgan: Jun 17, 2007; Light Along the Inverse Curve.

"Exciting uninhibited woman seeks forward thinking comrade and appearance not important." Appearance Not Important! This is unbelievable. Finally this is an ideology I can embrace.

# ? Nov 3, 2013 19:16