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Mederlock
Jun 23, 2012

You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it
Grimey Drawer
PISS on fetus, then ENTER portal

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Sphear
Jan 13, 2011

>throw fetus through portal

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> put hitchens halfway through then pull him out and make him report (if he still can)

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Use your Call Kurt Russell Spell and ask him for advice on the portal

Massive_Idiot
Jun 21, 2007

Receiving data bursts, everything to do with it.

Kid Gloves posted:

> put hitchens halfway through then pull him out and make him report (if he still can)

smart idea.

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012
> watch space jam

Cyberventurer
Jul 10, 2005
> Combine the suggestions above and below this post.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

>take cross and smear hitchens with the piss and poo in the throne room.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


>punt fetus

ladymikochan
Mar 15, 2006

A-hunting I will go! A-hunting I will go! Hi-ho the derri-o! With a vagina full of bees!
>do the hokey pokey with Hitchens in the portal

Atma
Sep 16, 2002

College Slice




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The next action will not take place until tomorrow. This time, the most popular action will be taken, or if there is no popular action, the very first action will be taken. This is now in effect for all future actions.

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
atma this thread is graet and i enjoyed it a lot today. thanks for your efforts

Kid Gloves
Jul 31, 2013

by XyloJW
> shout no homo then eat the berries. shout no homo again and go swimming

Mederlock
Jun 23, 2012

You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it
Grimey Drawer
GATHER berries, then EXIT west

Mederlock
Jun 23, 2012

You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it
Grimey Drawer

Kid Gloves posted:

atma this thread is graet and i enjoyed it a lot today. thanks for your efforts

yeah

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
> Pray to lord Jesus christ, redeemer of all.

futurememory
Oct 22, 2011

"You're a bad man! You're a VERY bad man!"
One of my favorite new threads.

>eat the berries

Because we're Satan, surely they're not poisonous? :ohdear:

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Gold mine thread.

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.
> make a crown out of the berries and name yourself king forest

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
Atma this is a great thread you are the king of GBS in my eyes <3

ladymikochan
Mar 15, 2006

A-hunting I will go! A-hunting I will go! Hi-ho the derri-o! With a vagina full of bees!
>pick berries

(Love this thread! ::Happy dance::)

Erak_Erakson
Mar 11, 2011

Generation Internet posted:

> make a crown out of the berries and name yourself king forest

Thread's great Atma

LSTB
Nov 13, 2000

Holy loving lol. 5'd

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Holy poo poo, this thread is really awesome. Keep up the good work OP, I expect great things in the future.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009


Hahahaha oh Jesus I can't believe they thought to put this in.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

Kid Gloves posted:

atma this thread is graet and i enjoyed it a lot today. thanks for your efforts

Dicere
Oct 31, 2005
Non plaudite modo pecuniam jacite.

> save game

PBJ
Oct 10, 2012

Grimey Drawer
> wop

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




this is a good cyoa

>masturbate

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
This thread is amazing, voted 5

Bot 02
Apr 2, 2010

Dude... Did my plushie just talk?

Dicere posted:

> save game
then

futurememory posted:

>eat the berries

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


>save then eat all the berries to see if they're poisonous.

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
find mailbox, order cubix rube, and commit mail fraud

Smeego
Sep 9, 2001

japan sucks
drat this is a good thread

>contemplate existence

Meck Pomses
Jan 7, 2011

I QUESTIONED BUYING AN AVATAR WHEN I GET A FREE "STUPID NEWBIE" ONE WHEN REGISTERING SO SOMEONE GAVE ME FANART OF BIG BOSS DRESSED AS BAYONETTA DRAWN BY N ARTIST WHO TRIED TO MAKE A COLLABORATIVE BBW FIGHTING GAME FOR MY AVATAR OUT OF SPITE
>examine trees

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
>put the berries in your butt

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

SerSpook posted:

this is a good cyoa

>masturbate

Punc
Nov 3, 2009

Ass to Ass.
> Save game
> Take a refreshing dip in the water to get rid of the Hell Smell™


feels like ages since there's last been a CYOA, thanks for this Atma.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



>pick up rock by river and put in inventory

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Romes
Jun 18, 2003
>save game

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