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jyrka posted:Jozy has scored less goals for Sunderland than a balloon.
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jyrka posted:Jozy has scored less goals for Sunderland than a balloon. jozy has scored as many goals for sunderland as all of the furniture in my apartment and all my roommates, all of whom have never played professional football or been to sunderland.
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Nov 2, 2013 19:35
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Haggis Heed posted:"A bit like Bent" bent has scored over 100 goals in the premier league
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Nov 2, 2013 19:37
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actually he's worse because hes had a multitude of opportunities to score that no one else in my example has gotten, jozy altidore: objectively worse than a couch and a girl that works at whole foods
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Nov 2, 2013 19:39
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T. Finninho posted:Jozy's getting us all heated, let's all relax. But seriously don't gently caress with the chart. Sorry 
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Nov 2, 2013 19:41
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Ponce de Le0n posted:bent has scored over 100 goals in the premier league He's past it now.
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Nov 2, 2013 19:58
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Sounds like Sunderland have had an absolute shocker today, and theyre facing Man City next week too  Chin up Jozy, you can do it son!
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Nov 2, 2013 22:55
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I still can't believe how many goals he scored in Holland. Even for a poo poo league thats really bad
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cadfael posted:Sounds like Sunderland have had an absolute shocker today, and theyre facing Man City next week too Hopefully they play Joe Hart, Jozy would really stick the boot in imo
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Nov 2, 2013 23:00
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We should pay the goalposts, each of them have knocked in more goals than Jozy
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Nov 3, 2013 00:29
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I was thinking earlier of strikers who've played for Leeds who I'd rather have playing up front than Jozy. Tresor Kandol. Enoch Showunmmi. Lee Trundle. Geoff Horsfield. Leon Constantine. I could go on
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Nov 3, 2013 09:21
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Josh will probably score next week because he's playing us and his only other goal in the pl came against us, we're nice like that
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Nov 3, 2013 10:12
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By josh I of course meant Jozy. Even autocorrect doesn't want to acknowledge his existence.
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Nov 3, 2013 10:29
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Could yugiohjosh98 score more goals than Jozy?
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Nov 3, 2013 11:12
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I have heard unconfirmed rumors that Jozy has contacted Stoke goalkeeping coaches for striker coaching advice.
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Chris de Sperg posted:Could yugiohjosh98 score more goals than Jozy? With aplomb
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Nov 3, 2013 15:54
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Sunderland players will break an opponent's leg just so they don't have to share a pitch with Josmer.
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The Daily Mail have included our boy Jozy in their article on summer signings who have so far flopped today: Jozy Altidore (Sunderland)  Powerful, yes, potent, no. The American is another who is yet to locate the back of the net in the league for his new employers (well, apart from one against Arsenal which was controversially ruled out) following a £6.5m move from AZ Alkmaar. He has made nine appearances for Sunderland and his latest blank came in the defeat by former club Hull City on Saturday. There, in 2009-10, he scored just once in 28 games. We think the phrase goes something like ‘tried and untrusted’…
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Nov 4, 2013 22:29
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Big hopes for Jozy today!!!!
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Nov 6, 2013 15:37
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What's he up to?
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Pissflaps posted:What's he up to? about 22 stone I reckon.
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Pissflaps posted:What's he up to? A cup game. A competition where he is a proven goalscorer thus far.
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While I wish him the very best of luck, goals scored in cup ties have no value in this competition.
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Nov 6, 2013 15:43
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Jozy has just inked a deal with pizzahut to promote their latest concoction.
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Nov 6, 2013 15:49
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Is that a racism?
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Pissflaps posted:Is that a racism? No, he's not Italian.
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Nov 6, 2013 15:52
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Neither are beefburgers tbf.
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Nov 6, 2013 15:53
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that doesnt look particularly appetizing tbh
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Carrier posted:that doesnt look particularly appetizing tbh But enough about watching Jozy stumble around heedlessly.
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JFairfax posted:Jozy has just inked a deal with pizzahut to promote their latest concoction. What exactly am I looking at here?
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Nov 6, 2013 16:11
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Way too many vegetables for something Jozy would endorse.
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Nov 6, 2013 16:15
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Carrier posted:that doesnt look particularly appetizing tbh - Jozy, commenting on scoring a "tasty" goal
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Nov 6, 2013 16:15
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Is it too late to predict that Jozy will lose three toes to adult onset diabetes?
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Nov 6, 2013 16:16
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Happy birthday Jozy, I hope you get the gift of a good first touch today
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Nov 6, 2013 16:17
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The Guardian still has faith in Jozy!
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the sex ghost posted:I was thinking earlier of strikers who've played for Leeds who I'd rather have playing up front than Jozy. ... Geoff Horsfield. If you feed the hors he will score If you feed jozy, well, just look at him.
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Nov 6, 2013 21:26
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surrender posted:The Guardian still has faith in Jozy! It's easy to keep up with zero
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Did Jozy score today?
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Chris de Sperg posted:Did Jozy score today? Afraid not but he'll get another opportunity in the League Cup, Sunderland won 2-1.
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Jozy should just lay down in the box and drink capri suns and they could ping balls off him and volley in the rebounds
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