PaganGoatPants posted:I remember the lady from that show that only gets food from dumpsters and pees in jars. Seriously, if you flush and then let the bowl refill, you can just use a free hand to splash water on your butt like a bidet. And you don't even need a bidet.
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So I was talking about dolphins to my students in science class, and one special ed student raised her hand and asked, "ARE THOSE THE ANIMALS THAT RAPE PEOPLE." Not even a hint of irony, just pure concern that rapist dolphins might actually exist. I advised her just not to go swimming with dolphins. Thank god no one asked me about ducks.
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Dolphins are super rapists though, that little special ed kid had a totes valid fear of rape fish.
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Just remembered a while ago I went to a small site where small indie game devs post their games. And one of the people in a chatroom on the side linked to the synopsis for their dating sim game. 
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"sophisticated Minecraft server"  it's like /r/forevealone.txt
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jidohanbaiki posted:So I was talking about dolphins to my students in science class, and one special ed student raised her hand and asked, "ARE THOSE THE ANIMALS THAT RAPE PEOPLE." Dude, dolphins really do rape. It's a thing. Don't google "do dolphins rape," you'll get pictures of dolphin stds. Dolphin STDs are also a thing.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Dolphins are super rapists though, that little special ed kid had a totes valid fear of rape fish. They certainly are!  for chubby dolphin chubby - also, no actual dolphin rape occurs in this video!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp7nkImBL6g
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There was also an anon rally in Johannesburg, South Africa for some reason.   I'm amused by the lack of coherence and accurate spelling on the protest signs.  reddit.jpg Of course, these images were posted on Facebook and they are being ripped to shreds.
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thylacine posted:That would waste water. That show is terrible. No, not flushing your toilet isn't going to save you $30 bucks a month. They just throw out numbers and assume that's what they're saving. ugh, what does burlesque even mean in today's context? Im uninteresting and white so I make my appearance replace my personality? The only people I have ever known to like it are people who do it. Is it just a circle jerk of validation like bronies?
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MageMage posted:Well, that's it for watermelon. It's more palatable if you spit out the seeds.
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Fauxtool posted:ugh, what does burlesque even mean in today's context? Im uninteresting and white so I make my appearance replace my personality? Middle class white girls stripping but feeling superior to strippers. So yea, validation jerk. They're much more artsy and clever than those stupid strippers because their music is a twee as gently caress acoustic folk band cover of a Ramones song.
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Middle class white girls stripping but feeling superior to strippers. So yea, validation jerk. They're much more artsy and clever than those stupid strippers because their music is a twee as gently caress acoustic folk band cover of a Ramones song. And from personal disappointment, I can tell you they never show full boob. It's pretty horseshit.
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Courtesy of the Kansas City Department of Health: I was unaware that sex and engineers are mutually exclusive.
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Radio Paranoia posted:There was also an anon rally in Johannesburg, South Africa for some reason. "Loosing" is just icing on the cake.
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Curvature of Earth posted:Courtesy of the Kansas City Department of Health:
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 quote:Fedoras are stigmatized for a lot of reasons, and I think your suggestion is correct but only part of the answer. I think the other half is that the individuals wearing them are stereotypically unattractive, e.g. "neckbeards" and are therefore an easy target to make fun of, and I think we all know how much this sub likes to bully ugly people.
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particle409 posted:"Loosing" is just icing on the cake. If I didn't know what this was, I'd assume it was racist as gently caress like "let's put on our smug honky mask and menace the Negroes."
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Radio Paranoia posted:There was also an anon rally in Johannesburg, South Africa for some reason. The guy with the poorly made paper mask in the first one ties it all together.  personified.
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Flagrant Abuse posted:You must not know many engineers. Let me just say that one of the engineering students rollerbladed into the art wing of the rec department where I worked and paid $200 + to sign up himself and his buddy for a life drawing with the explicitly and innapropriayely loud intent of seeing tittays. I was the person who hired the models and I made sure our buddy Steve was booked for all six classes. I guess it's too intimidating to rollerblade into a strip joint?
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particle409 posted:"Loosing" is just icing on the cake. LOOSING POW DOES!!! ER I really want to know what the original spelling on this one was: 
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jidohanbaiki posted:Let me just say that one of the engineering students rollerbladed into the art wing of the rec department where I worked and paid $200 + to sign up himself and his buddy for a life drawing with the explicitly and innapropriayely loud intent of seeing tittays. I was the person who hired the models and I made sure our buddy Steve was booked for all six classes. Was the engineer actually ten years old or had he somehow never heard of the Internet? One of my favorite parts of the thread is jidohanbaiki talking poo poo about her students.
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Babylon Astronaut posted:You have been weighed and found wanting. What the hell is she trying to say? The oil industry needs to fatten up? "You have been weighed and found wanting" is a translation of "Mene mene tekel upharsin" which the the biblical "writing on the wall". So instead of mysterious writing in blood from God indicating that you were about to be wiped out by the Persians, some idiot from the internet has judged...someone? And has no concrete plan to change things. Pretty standard stuff
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"My generation will change the world" made me laugh the most. He's totally right, our generation is, currently, a very progressive, active, generation that has a decent amount of causes it considers very important. I don't THINK I've ever seen a fat neckbeard in a mask at any the rallies to save low income housing or fight for gay rights or anything, though! If anything I kinda love this, let these slacktivists hang out on mobility scooters and lovely masks over there and that means they can't come to meetings about trying to get support for poor people and all and go 'I dunno why don't we just reject capitalism maaaaaan'.
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Radio Paranoia posted:LOOSING POW I don't get why it didn't just write IT instead of POWER. It would've fit and still worked. Then again, I'm not an idiot.
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ImmovableSquid posted:"You have been weighed and found wanting" is a translation of "Mene mene tekel upharsin" which the the biblical "writing on the wall". So instead of mysterious writing in blood from God indicating that you were about to be wiped out by the Persians, some idiot from the internet has judged...someone? And has no concrete plan to change things. Pretty standard stuff It's also a prominent quote in the movie A Knight's Tale, so odds are they cribbed it from that instead of the original source. Perestroika has a new favorite as of 17:00 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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Radio Paranoia posted:There was also an anon rally in Johannesburg, South Africa for some reason. The homemade Fawkes mask really wins this one. He couldn't make it to Wal*Mart before the rally? Or he didn't want to support a BIG CORPORATION so he didn't buy their machine-made mask?
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Fauxtool posted:ugh, what does burlesque even mean in today's context? Im uninteresting and white so I make my appearance replace my personality? My favorite summary of it was a few years ago when someone went into GBS to promote some stupid Star Wars themed burlesque in the SF Bay area. "I don't get it. I like Star Wars, but this is not Star Wars. I like porn, but this is not porn."
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Ugh. It came from Facebook.   If you can't tell, Stoned McGee up there has long luxurious dreadlocks that probably smell of incense, weed, and "Jobs are for sheeple, MOM!"
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particle409 posted:"Loosing" is just icing on the cake. "Loosing pow does!!! er" efb Drilled Sausage has a new favorite as of 17:28 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Ugh. It came from Facebook. Mack out with your sack out?
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30 Goddamned Dicks posted:Ugh. It came from Facebook. At least he has enough decorum to tuck his T-shirt into his khaki shorts.
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Facebook presents: Dead Coon Selfie
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Wario Kart 64 posted:Facebook presents: Dead Coon Selfie This reminds me of the time I was drunkenly helping a taxidermist friend skin a rabbit I'd found at 3 am and decided it was a good idea to send a snapchat to everyone on my list. Except this person seems to have done it sober.
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Radio Paranoia posted:There was also an anon rally in Johannesburg, South Africa for some reason. I keep reading the one sign as "when law turns rebellion, injustice becomes duty", and I think that the author has a side job writing fortunes for fortune cookies.
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thylacine posted:That would waste water. That show is terrible. No, not flushing your toilet isn't going to save you $30 bucks a month. They just throw out numbers and assume that's what they're saving. Because in fact I'm the awkward one, I did the math. According to about 6 seconds of googling: Average cost of water in America is $2 per 1000 gallons Average toilet flushes 3.5 to 7 gallons for the old high flow toilets. Assuming 7 gallons a flush, you would need to flush your toilet 2143 times a month to reach that $30 dollar mark. And for fun lets do what it more likely cost. Assuming 5 flushes a day per family member, 5 family member in a household, and 7 gallons a flush. That comes out to about $10 a month per family or $2 a person in toilet cost. Course it is likely to be a lot lower, because I'm trying to assume the worst case. Shwqa has a new favorite as of 19:01 on Nov 6, 2013 |
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