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MondayHotDog posted:A professional in an ape mask is still a professional. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death. 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death. If you can think of an easier way to get ice, I'd like to hear it! 
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Nov 9, 2013 06:16
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Jerusalem posted:If you can think of an easier way to get ice, I'd like to hear it! Oooohhh, a head bag. Those are chock full of...heady goodness.
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Nov 9, 2013 06:18
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Jerusalem posted:If you can think of an easier way to get ice, I'd like to hear it! Jerusalem, can you set the oven to cold?
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Nov 9, 2013 06:42
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Jerusalem posted:If you can think of an easier way to get ice, I'd like to hear it! Jerusalem, have you seen the frozen peas?
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Nov 9, 2013 06:52
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MondayHotDog posted:A professional in an ape mask is still a professional.
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Nov 9, 2013 11:08
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Hogburto posted:I think he should have to take a different oath. I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 Racecar.
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Nov 9, 2013 14:32
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Writer Cath posted:I'd sell my soul for a Formula 1 Racecar. Cath, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it! Find this dog. I want to make him my executive vice president!
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Striking Yak posted:Cath, I've just seen the most heroic dog on television. He pulled a toddler from the path of a speeding car, then pushed a criminal in front of it! Find this dog. I want to make him my executive vice president! Are you wearing a tie to impress the dog?
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Nov 9, 2013 15:43
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Mayo and Catsup posted:Are you wearing a tie to impress the dog? You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family: Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton and Dinner Dog.
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DrBouvenstein posted:You will also notice Mr. Myers' name and copyright notice on the original drawings of the other members of the Itchy & Scratchy family: Brown-Nose Bear, Disgruntled Goat, Flatulent Fox, Rich Uncle Skeleton and Dinner Dog. Oh yeah. They weren't very funny. 
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Nov 9, 2013 18:22
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Mayo and Catsup posted:Are you wearing a tie to impress the dog? So where to eat? You like Thai? Tie good. You like shirt?
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Nov 9, 2013 19:33
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Drink-Mix Man posted:
Writer Cath, nodding politely.
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Nov 9, 2013 19:39
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Writer Cath posted:Writer Cath, nodding politely. Oh this is just great. First Writer Cath wrecks my pig, then Jersualem steals my orchestra, and now Charlie Foxtrot's in my cooler!
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Nov 9, 2013 19:46
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:Oh yeah. They weren't very funny. I don't know, Disgruntled Goat had his moments.
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Nov 9, 2013 20:11
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Charlie, I'd like to be alone with the MondayHotDog for a moment.
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Nov 9, 2013 20:49
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The Dark One posted:Charlie, I'd like to be alone with the MondayHotDog for a moment. Oh relax goons, I've got a gut feeling MondayHotDog's around here somewhere.  After all isn't there a little MondayHotDog in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate MondayHotDog, and he's in our stomachs... right now! ... Wait, scratch that one.
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Everything Counts posted:Oh this is just great. First Writer Cath wrecks my pig, then Jersualem steals my orchestra, and now Charlie Foxtrot's in my cooler! I nicked it in that split second when you let your guard down; and I'd do it again too. Good day.
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The Dark One posted:Charlie, I'd like to be alone with the MondayHotDog for a moment. Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge!
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Nov 9, 2013 22:01
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Deviant posted:Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge! No footlongs!
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Nov 9, 2013 22:47
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Drink-Mix Man posted:No footlongs! I know, I know. They make you uncomfortable.
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Cookie Kwan posted:I know, I know. They make you uncomfortable. **maybe NSFW** [img]http://i.imgur.com/neJm91G.png][/img] Monday_ fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Nov 10, 2013 |
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Nov 10, 2013 02:25
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MondayHotDog posted:**maybe NSFW** I am watching you through a camera.
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Nov 10, 2013 02:37
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MondayHotDog posted:**maybe NSFW** AH, stupid sexy MondayHotDog!
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jscolon2.0 posted:I am watching you through a camera. Dad, there are other wipes besides star wipes.
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Nov 10, 2013 03:07
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Everything Counts posted:Dad, there are other wipes besides star wipes. I'll star wipe you! 
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Nov 10, 2013 03:15
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MondayHotDog posted:**maybe NSFW** All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. I don't want to be hard on you...
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Nov 10, 2013 03:19
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Somebody ask that one guy's friend Brandon how he thinks cornstarch could do anything about THAT! 
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Nov 10, 2013 03:35
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Jerusalem posted:Somebody ask that one guy's friend Brandon how he thinks cornstarch could do anything about THAT!  Uhhh....
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Jerusalem posted:Somebody ask that one guy's friend Brandon how he thinks cornstarch could do anything about THAT!
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:All of us pull a few boners now and then, go off half-cocked, make asses of ourselves. I don't want to be hard on you... Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Why do you ask?
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F Stop Fitzgerald posted:Well, I was born in Queens, went to Ball state, then made the move to Intercourse, Pennsylvania. Why do you ask? BALZAC!
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Nov 10, 2013 05:59
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:BALZAC! Mitten! 
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:BALZAC! drat crappy nails! Superglue my butt!
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Nov 10, 2013 06:09
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Writer Cath posted:I nicked it in that split second when you let your guard down; and I'd do it again too. Good day. To the beemobile!
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Skeesix posted:To the beemobile! Sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them. As is my understanding.
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Parsley posted:Sun is out, birds are singing, bees are trying to have sex with them. I’m sorry, I’m really not comfortable with this, Parsley. 
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MondayHotDog posted:
I don't recall saying "good luck." 
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Women's Rights? posted:I don't recall saying "good luck." Luke, be a Jedi tonight....
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