PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

Pneub posted:

Or a roasted chicken exposing itself.

Come on now, did you really expect a Unix user to know what a vagina looks like?

# ? Sep 15, 2013 15:36

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# ? May 10, 2024 05:11

TheGayDivorce0000: Jan 21, 2004

Nastyman posted:

Come on now, did you really expect a Unix user to know what a vagina looks like?

Hey, you know what, I use UNIX, and I have a vagina.

Make all the jokes you want about computer professionals being socially inept and having great difficulty with initiating, forming, and maintaining successful relationships (both romantic and platonic.) Based on my observations, this is true, at least in aggregate. But quit assuming that we are all male, because that poo poo hurts, and discourages young women who are otherwise intelligent, analytically minded, and socially awkward from pursuing a career in computer and IT related fields.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 16:35

RillAkBea: Oct 11, 2008

TheGayDivorce0000 posted:

Hey, you know what, I use UNIX, and I have a vagina.

So where'd you buy it? :hurr:

# ? Sep 15, 2013 16:41

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

TheGayDivorce0000 posted:

Hey, you know what, I use UNIX, and I have a vagina.

Make all the jokes you want about computer professionals being socially inept and having great difficulty with initiating, forming, and maintaining successful relationships (both romantic and platonic.) Based on my observations, this is true, at least in aggregate. But quit assuming that we are all male, because that poo poo hurts, and discourages young women who are otherwise intelligent, analytically minded, and socially awkward from pursuing a career in computer and IT related fields.

I am male, use Unix, and have seen a vagina IN PERSON.

Actually more than one, but who am I to brag?

# ? Sep 15, 2013 16:52

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Samizdata posted:

I am male, use Unix, and have seen a vagina IN PERSON.

Actually more than one, but who am I to brag?

The women in your freezer don't count.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 16:55

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

RillAkBea posted:

So where'd you buy it?

I'm not quite sure whether this is more stupid or offensive.

Fister Roboto posted:

The women in your freezer don't count.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 16:55

TheGayDivorce0000: Jan 21, 2004

RillAkBea posted:

So where'd you buy it?

That...

That was so good I can't even be mad. But I know I ought to be.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 16:56

Nastyman: Jul 11, 2007; There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

TheGayDivorce0000 posted:

Hey, you know what, I use UNIX, and I have a vagina.

Make all the jokes you want about computer professionals being socially inept and having great difficulty with initiating, forming, and maintaining successful relationships (both romantic and platonic.) Based on my observations, this is true, at least in aggregate. But quit assuming that we are all male, because that poo poo hurts, and discourages young women who are otherwise intelligent, analytically minded, and socially awkward from pursuing a career in computer and IT related fields.

Sorry for making jokes about spergy nerds on the comedy webforum Something Awful dot com, I did not realize there might be spergy nerds here whose feelings might get hurt. Goondolences.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 16:58

Stultus Maximus: Dec 21, 2009; USPOL May

TheGayDivorce0000 posted:

Hey, you know what, I use UNIX, and I have a vagina.

Yes but if you're a typical UNIX geek you still haven't seen it.

# ? Sep 15, 2013 18:23

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

LESS ARGUE MORE PICTURE

# ? Sep 15, 2013 18:29

Samizdata: May 14, 2007

Fister Roboto posted:

The women in your freezer don't count.

What about after I defrost them?

Huh?

HUH?

# ? Sep 15, 2013 20:47

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Sep 16, 2013 10:42

don longjohns: Mar 2, 2012

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

This one is so layered :downs:

# ? Sep 22, 2013 07:00

Dale Meets Wall: Aug 17, 2004; Dale will always steer you in the RIGHT direction!

# ? Sep 23, 2013 00:02

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

# ? Sep 24, 2013 07:12

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

drat, it took me way to long to work out his head is at the bottom of the image.

# ? Sep 24, 2013 12:00

Inpossible: Oct 9, 2012

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

That can't be her arms in the "Laser-Lipo" image right?

# ? Sep 24, 2013 13:28

The Anime Liker: Aug 8, 2009; by VideoGames

Inpossible posted:

That can't be her arms in the "Laser-Lipo" image right?

What, your 80 pound girlfriend doesn't have the left hand and forearm of a middle aged longshoreman?

# ? Sep 25, 2013 23:07

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

# ? Oct 20, 2013 16:33

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Here's a video of it in action

# ? Oct 23, 2013 15:30

Lazy_Liberal: Sep 17, 2005; These stones are precious

Cross posting from the funny pictures thread:

Say Nothing posted:

# ? Oct 24, 2013 02:25

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

# ? Nov 1, 2013 16:01

Len: Jan 21, 2008; Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!

Wasn't sure if this went here or the funny pictures thread so I'm going with here.

# ? Nov 6, 2013 23:42

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

# ? Nov 10, 2013 11:40

RolandTower: Nov 19, 2003; Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina; Bleak Gremlin

DorkusMalorkus posted:

But flipping it upside down just made me feel....weird. It still resembles a vagina but I'm super creeped out.

IT'S AFRAID!

# ? Nov 10, 2013 12:25

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Len posted:

Wasn't sure if this went here or the funny pictures thread so I'm going with here.

Tricky Dick!

# ? Nov 10, 2013 17:11

KozmoNaut: Apr 23, 2008; Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle

It looks kinda like Conroy Bumpus.

# ? Nov 10, 2013 18:51

im pooping!: Nov 17, 2006

John Muir

# ? Nov 10, 2013 19:08

FractionMan: Dec 24, 2003; Bringing back the balls to Rock

clownskull posted:

John Muir

Who's John Muir?

# ? Nov 10, 2013 20:15

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

FractionMan posted:

Who's John Muir?

He was super hardcore about trees.

# ? Nov 10, 2013 20:30

Edmond Dantes: Sep 12, 2007; Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

KozmoNaut posted:

It looks kinda like Conroy Bumpus.

I feel kinda old now.

# ? Nov 10, 2013 20:41

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

FractionMan posted:

Who's John Muir?

Hey, everybody! This guy doesn't know who John Muir is!

# ? Nov 10, 2013 22:24

XkyRauh: Feb 15, 2005; Commander Keen is my hero.

EDUTAINMENT

(I remember my childhood in Brighton.)

# ? Nov 10, 2013 23:34

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Emma Watson's penis.

# ? Nov 15, 2013 10:17

GENUINE CAT HERDER: Jan 2, 2004; Wedge Regret

Just crop a little off the bottom, and...

# ? Nov 15, 2013 23:44

Soulex: Apr 1, 2009; Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

GENUINE CAT HERDER posted:

Just crop a little off the bottom, and...

What the gently caress is it supposed to be?

# ? Nov 16, 2013 16:41

Thanks Internet: May 27, 2012; This poster just flew all the way from Caketown just to make this post!

Now THAT'S desperate!

Soulex posted:

What the gently caress is it supposed to be?

Chocolate coated frozen banana.

# ? Nov 16, 2013 16:44

NatashaQuick: Jun 30, 2007; No Mr. Bond,
I expect you to die.

How much could it cost?

# ? Nov 17, 2013 06:31

Strudel Man: May 19, 2003; ROME DID NOT HAVE ROBOTS, FUCKWIT

NatashaQuick posted:

How much could it cost?

$10.

# ? Nov 17, 2013 06:42

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tehspiekguy: Aug 13, 2002; Press X to flip tehspiekguy

Strudel Man posted:

$10.

I hear that there's always money in that business.

# ? Nov 17, 2013 09:25

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