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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Lol here's something that popped up on my google news page today


Barack Obama Was A Gay Cokehead Slut in College

Article links through to Right Wing Watch and from there to a bunch of crazy people, but it was funny to see pop up in such a visible place. I'm on my work computer, and it deletes all cookies and browsing history every night, so it's not like it was tailoring poo poo based on my viewing history.

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Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I like how she says she went to high school with him in Hawaii and his name was Barry Soetoro when this can be easily disproved with a high school yearbook.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Hey, at least it's not Larry Sinclair this time! I'd be really sad if people outside of WND were still listening to him.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

McDowell posted:

I like how she says she went to high school with him in Hawaii and his name was Barry Soetoro when this can be easily disproved with a high school yearbook.

No man THIS HAS BEEN PLANNED ALL ALONG! They DOCTORED that year book, just like the fake birth certificate and the newspaper article!

Die Sexmonster!
Nov 30, 2005

Fulchrum posted:

If a person was capable of basic empathy or understanding of humans when they were teenagers, odds are they wouldn't end up on Something Awful.

Really? That's both ignorant and misinformed. Some of us have plenty of empathy and just enjoy dark humor.

Also, I swear I've heard that Barry Soetoro name before.

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Pyroxene Stigma posted:

Also, I swear I've heard that Barry Soetoro name before.

Birthers have been pushing that poo poo for at least a couple years.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Yeah because he decided a standard normal American name with a non muslim sounding asian last name would not get him as far in politics as a super muslim name.

beatlegs
Mar 11, 2001

So they're falsely accusing Obama of doing what rising GOP star "Bobby" Jindal actually did.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

greatn posted:

Yeah because he decided a standard normal American name with a non muslim sounding asian last name would not get him as far in politics as a super muslim name.

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

beatlegs posted:

So they're falsely accusing Obama of doing what rising GOP star "Bobby" Jindal actually did.
Willard "Mitt" Romney

mr. mephistopheles
Dec 2, 2009

Really? Bobby Jindal and Mitt Romney before Rafael "Ted" Cruz? Has his star already fallen?

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

I was stuck in a hotel in the desert for a few days, and the only English channel was Fox News. I can't find the video on YT, but O'Reilly and Lou Dobbs did a segment on income inequality. They began by laying out Obama's principles (socialism, wealth redistribution) and then talked about wage stagnation, lack of savings and all that poo poo we bring up here all the time. They tried to connect the two ideas, and really struggled on television to make things coherent. "The Democratic Party is capitalist" would be too much of a leap, I guess.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

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Pillbug

mr. mephistopheles posted:

Really? Bobby Jindal and Mitt Romney before Rafael "Ted" Cruz? Has his star already fallen?

No see, it's OK when Republicans go by nicknames because their middle names are not "Hussein."

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

ToxicSlurpee posted:

No see, it's OK when Republicans go by nicknames because their middle names are not "Hussein."

On a whim I googled "pootie poot" and it brings me right where it should.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

beatlegs posted:

So they're falsely accusing Obama of doing what rising GOP star "Bobby" Jindal actually did.

Don't forget Nimrata Randhawa Haley.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Aliquid posted:

On a whim I googled "pootie poot" and it brings me right where it should.

I really hope "MC Hammer" wasn't his nickname for Jack White and he genuinely confused the two artists.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

comes along bort posted:

Don't forget Nimrata Randhawa Haley.

She shoulda kept the Rand

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Aliquid posted:

On a whim I googled "pootie poot" and it brings me right where it should.

Bush called Karl Rove "Turd Blossom"? That is just fantastic.

UberAaron
Feb 11, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Aliquid posted:

On a whim I googled "pootie poot" and it brings me right where it should.

Calling the blind reporter from the L.A. Times "Shades." Jesus.

ReindeerF
Apr 20, 2002

Rubber Dinghy Rapids Bro

Who What Now posted:

Bush called Karl Rove "Turd Blossom"? That is just fantastic.
Of all the issues people had with Bush, I found his nicknaming pretty hilarious. He was probably a pretty funny guy to dick around with in moments when he wasn't needed to make any kind of decision, crucial or otherwise, as President, heh. Hey Turd Blossom, check it out, I'm callin' up Pootin on the red phone man - gonna order some pizzas to his place. What's it called? The gremlin?

Unfortunately, he was actually needed to make decisions as President for those eight years.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

ReindeerF posted:

Of all the issues people had with Bush, I found his nicknaming pretty hilarious. He was probably a pretty funny guy to dick around with in moments when he wasn't needed to make any kind of decision, crucial or otherwise, as President, heh. Hey Turd Blossom, check it out, I'm callin' up Pootin on the red phone man - gonna order some pizzas to his place. What's it called? The gremlin?

I always got the impression that Bush 2's optimal station in life would be like a county commissioner or owner of a chain of Chevy dealerships or something like that. Not enough responsibility to seriously gently caress anyone over but at a high enough spot that his antics make for colorful reporting by the local news.

Warcabbit
Apr 26, 2008

Wedge Regret

Popular Thug Drink posted:

I always got the impression that Bush 2's optimal station in life would be like a county commissioner or owner of a chain of Chevy dealerships or something like that. Not enough responsibility to seriously gently caress anyone over but at a high enough spot that his antics make for colorful reporting by the local news.

Owner of some third rank Baseball team like the Rangers?

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

UberAaron posted:

Calling the blind reporter from the L.A. Times "Shades." Jesus.

People who give other people nicknames are almost always gigantic assholes. It's a classic power play -- I'm not going to call you by your actual name like a human being I respect, I'm going to call you "Turd Blossom," and you're gonna like it 'cause I'm your boss and it's funny, hahah, get the joke?

Popular Thug Drink posted:

I always got the impression that Bush 2's optimal station in life would be like a county commissioner or owner of a chain of Chevy dealerships or something like that. Not enough responsibility to seriously gently caress anyone over but at a high enough spot that his antics make for colorful reporting by the local news.

He was probably a really, really great alcoholic.

Hieronymous Alloy fucked around with this message at 00:35 on Nov 11, 2013

Kieselguhr Kid
May 16, 2010

WHY USE ONE WORD WHEN SIX FUCKING PARAGRAPHS WILL DO?

(If this post doesn't passive-aggressively lash out at one of the women in Auspol please send the police to do a welfare check.)
Nicknames can be funny and endearing when they're not given to you by someone more powerful. It's the hierarchy that fucks things like this up -- your boss is not your friend, and it can be humiliating for them to pretend they are.

Also :lol: on 'Man of Steel' for little Johnny Howard.


I'll have them know some of my best friends were gay cokehead sluts in college!

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
In which World Net Daily runs a fact checking piece on a 60 Minutes story.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Went right to the comments to see if someone says CBS did this as a false flag to discredit people still talking about Benghazi. Was not disappointed.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Popular Thug Drink posted:

I always got the impression that Bush 2's optimal station in life would be like a county commissioner or owner of a chain of Chevy dealerships or something like that. Not enough responsibility to seriously gently caress anyone over but at a high enough spot that his antics make for colorful reporting by the local news.
He said years ago that he would have rather been the Commissioner of Baseball than President.

That would have worked out a lot better for everyone.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
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FlamingLiberal posted:

He said years ago that he would have rather been the Commissioner of Baseball than President.

That would have worked out a lot better for everyone.

I was born in '89, so I was a bit too young to really understand what was happening in the world when Bush won election.

Basically I'm asking for a short version of how the hell that happened.

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

Voyager I posted:

I was born in '89, so I was a bit too young to really understand what was happening in the world when Bush won election.

Basically I'm asking for a short version of how the hell that happened.

In a 5-4 supreme court decision like many of the other awful things that happen to us.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Voyager I posted:

I was born in '89, so I was a bit too young to really understand what was happening in the world when Bush won election.

Basically I'm asking for a short version of how the hell that happened.

Watch Recount I guess?

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


Voyager I posted:

I was born in '89, so I was a bit too young to really understand what was happening in the world when Bush won election.

Basically I'm asking for a short version of how the hell that happened.

Gore was as wooden as Kerry, if not more so, and Bush was pushing "compassionate conservatism", which some people interpreted as "Republicanism for non-assholes" and so voted in favor of. The election was also famously, ridiculously close so it's not like he was voted in with very much acclaim. Then 9/11 happened and the whole compassionate part went out the window.

also Ralph Nader

There's a lot more nuance to it than that, but you did ask for the short version.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

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Jazerus posted:

Gore was as wooden as Kerry, if not more so, and Bush was pushing "compassionate conservatism", which some people interpreted as "Republicanism for non-assholes" and so voted in favor of. The election was also famously, ridiculously close so it's not like he was voted in with very much acclaim. Then 9/11 happened and the whole compassionate part went out the window.

also Ralph Nader

There's a lot more nuance to it than that, but you did ask for the short version.
Yes, but it's pretty important to note that the Supreme Court ruled to stop a necessary recount, which made Bush president.

Even today, several of the SCOTUS justices (Sandra Day O'Connor being the most apologetic one) regret even taking that case.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Voyager I posted:

I was born in '89, so I was a bit too young to really understand what was happening in the world when Bush won election.

Basically I'm asking for a short version of how the hell that happened.

I've never seen a better summary than the one in the Daily Show book from around the time of the 2004 elections:

quote:

William Rehnquist got to vote for President twice. The second time counted more.

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.

ReidRansom posted:

Lol here's something that popped up on my google news page today


Barack Obama Was A Gay Cokehead Slut in College

Article links through to Right Wing Watch and from there to a bunch of crazy people, but it was funny to see pop up in such a visible place. I'm on my work computer, and it deletes all cookies and browsing history every night, so it's not like it was tailoring poo poo based on my viewing history.

Imagine if he actually was a gay cokehead slut in college. Talk about mixed messages.

"If you are a gay cokehead slut now, don't worry - some day you could fight your way to eventually become President of the United States of America."

Suddenly 'gay cokehead sluts' aren't to be as looked down upon perhaps, hmm? :smug:



As it is though, he was just a member of the choom crew. Which also sends a similar mixed message about recreational drug usage. :allears:


As for presidents who were actually cokeheads...

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 05:26 on Nov 11, 2013

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
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Spacedad posted:

Imagine if he actually was a gay cokehead slut in college. Talk about mixed messages.

"If you are a gay cokehead slut now, don't worry - some day you could fight your way to eventually become President of the United States of America."

Suddenly 'gay cokehead sluts' aren't to be as looked down upon perhaps, hmm? :smug:



As it is though, he was just a member of the choom crew. Which also sends a similar mixed message about recreational drug usage. :allears:


As for presidents who were actually cokeheads...

No, see George Bush was white, so his is a redemption story. If black people try coke once, they're addicts forever.

See also Trayvon Martin. While marijuana turns white people into slackers, it turns black people into ravening berserkers.

cafel
Mar 29, 2010

This post is hurting the economy!

Dr Christmas posted:

See also Trayvon Martin. While marijuana turns white people into slackers, it turns black people into ravening berserkers.

No, no. Marijuana totally turns blacks into slackers. When THC meets the volatile concoction that is purple drank on the other hand...

(I feel the need to once again lament over the fact that many people seriously stated that Trayvon was high on codeine because he had bought candy.)

Spacedad
Sep 11, 2001

We go play orbital catch around the curvature of the earth, son.
So many mixed messages in so many different ways.


'Look at gay barack obama and that homosexuality we think he did that we also think people can be cured of...'



I like that the verdict on why this didn't get caught by the 60 minutes staff was "didn't search google."

quote:

WND found, however, that all “60 Minutes” or the book publisher needed to do to discover the inconsistencies in Davies’ claims was search the Web for his last name and the word “Benghazi.”

Such a search would have found a London Telegraph article from Oct. 14, 2012, in which Davies claimed he wasn’t even in the city during the Benghazi attack.

It's like a microcosm of how left behind and clueless TV news has become in the internet age. Not that world net daily is much better - but at least they know how to use a loving search engine.

Spacedad fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Nov 11, 2013

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Personally I think it's pretty cool that shame is basically the only thing stopping anyone capable of lying and pronouncing "Benghazi" from getting on national TV. Makes me feel a lot better about most of America.

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Nov 5, 2003

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Dr Christmas posted:

No, see George Bush was white, so his is a redemption story. If black people try coke once, they're addicts forever.

See also Trayvon Martin. While marijuana turns white people into slackers, it turns black people into ravening berserkers.

Is it wrong that I'm having flashbacks to Rush's comeback program after he got out of rehab? Here was a guy that was saying, day in day out, that all people that used drugs should go to jail forever. Throw away the loving key. You use drugs once, you go away forever.

But his personal horse tranquilizer addiction was a "problem." Just that. Nothing more. A problem. All OTHER drugs users were ravening criminals that were just WAITING to steal your wallet and eat your children, but Rush? Naw man, he just had a bit of a problem. Those tens of thousands of horse downer pills they caught him with weren't a big deal.

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FuzzySkinner
May 23, 2012

There was literally a right wing talk show host filling in for another right wing talk show host in Cleveland that brought up this really lame argument.

"THIS GENERATION..DIDN'T SERVE LIKE OUR GRANDFATHERS, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT FREEDOM MEANS!!! I REALLY DOUBT THEY WOULD TAKE UP ARMS IF OUR FREEDOM WAS EVER CHALLENGED!"

"MAYBE WE SHOULD BRING BACK THE DRAFT!!!!!!!"

...

What the gently caress does that have to do with anything? Yes the two generations (Greatest, Boomers a bit) had to battle communism and fascism respectfully. But guess what? We don't have to anymore.

I can't see a scenario where Hitler II comes back or where the Soviets return barring some insane economic collapse in some form of a world power.

Also, to boot, the guy was in Gen X. What loving wars did that generation fight?

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