Al! posted:

i keep a bullet in one collar and a tiny hammer in the other just in case i need to take my life

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Transform Your iPhone With SketchDock. Multitouch Trackpad, Graphics Tablet, Media Control, Numberpad, Draw to Photoshop

Hi Kickstarter,

SketchDock is not like any other dock. It does a lot more than just charge your iPhone.

SketchDock transforms your iPhone 4 or 5 into a...

Full multitouch trackpad for your desktop or laptop
Number pad
Sketch and drawing input - direct into Photoshop
Signature pad
Music and media control
SketchDock will convert your iPhone into a digitizing tablet for your Mac or PC*.


With SketchDock, your iPhone becomes a graphics tablet. By using the touch sensitive screen of your iPhone and combining it with the 1024 levels of pressure sensitivity found in the JaJa Pressure Sensitive Stylus. You can now draw on the screen of your Mac in Photoshop or any other App that offers pen input - with full pressure sensitivity.
*PC software coming soon, but before we ship.

Yodzilla posted:

i can't tell if i like this or not

graph posted:

hint: its garbage poo poo for idiots

Orbi posted:

but you can say that for any accessory not designed by sir jony ive

JawnV6 posted:

oh hey the SEC finally noticed crowdfunding

JawnV6 posted:

oh hey the SEC finally noticed crowdfunding

Al! posted:

computer: summerize

Al! posted:

computer: summerize

coffeetable posted:

just looked up the JOBS act

its like enron 1929 never happened

ZYNGA STOCK CRASHER posted:

hey guys what happened to statpedia

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

don't forget the SEC's no-action letter about the goldman/facebook shennanigans. there are now essentially no limitations to a private stock offering

thanks, obama

hubris.height posted:

i've got some artistic talent, so i'm gonna blow it on drawing fairies who wear costumes for my buddy so we can make a multiplayer fairy rpg

hubris.height posted:

i've got some artistic talent, so i'm gonna blow it on drawing fairies who wear costumes for my buddy so we can make a multiplayer fairy rpg

hubris.height posted:

i've got some artistic talent, so i'm gonna blow it on drawing fairies who wear costumes for my buddy so we can make a multiplayer fairy rpg

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

idc about fairies and i dont know why anyone would but this seems relatively polished and put together for something involving anime faries

hubris.height posted:

if your dream is to be known as the guy with his name in the multiplayer anime fairies rpg credits then ~*~chase your dreams~*~ i suppose

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Who are we?

We are a small group of kinksters who want to leave their mark on the kink community.

What is the the Kink Code?

Here at the Kink Code, we are creating a system of identifiers for the numerous kinks that exist in the lives of people today. The goal is to come up with a code that would allow kinksters from all walks of life to subtly show off what they are into. To those unfamiliar with the Code, the symbols will not mean much of anything. We want it to be used as a conversation starter, a signal for a significant other to start asking questions, or simply a subtle hint of what lies beneath. Think of it as an homage to the "Hanky Code", but with an updated look and feel that better fits the myriad of interests in the present day world of kink.

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

only problem is those faries are too small to have sex with

hubris.height posted:

this seems like a really dumb thing. its actually kind of funny but lets let them explain themselves.


ok, what have you got for us today?



ok... so what happens when you take your ball gag duffle bag to the gym and the guy with the locker next to you asks what that symbol is? is it a new under armor?!

'no sire, its a symbol of my love of ball gags' to which he will no doubt shout with glee and go home with you


this has never stopped them before. we might have forgot because pony vaginas are huge but before ponies there was a whole lot of worse small poo poo

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

it is basically my little pony with fairies so i predict that it will be a huge success. only problem is those faries are too small to have sex with

Sham bam bamina! posted:

lol

Sham bam bamina! posted:

lol like that matters

Trig Discipline posted:

USSMICHELLEBACHMAN posted:

yeah that's honestly terrifying and his attitude about it is even worse


'dont mind me, here's some fairy rape', 'oh you guys are just prudes, i mean i dont know why i spent so much time on it it was just for shits and giggles though, i'm not actually into it or anything!'

OddOne posted:

Never would've pegged SA as prudish on literature. Oh well.

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You called fairy torture fanfic that you wrote "literature". Let's pull up a chair for a Leper's Colony Book Club reading of some samplings of your "literature":

Every now and then she’d get tired of standing there looking aggravated or puppy-eyed and would try something. Sometimes it was yelling in whatever language she spoke, other times it’d be some sort of physical effort, and I think she tried magic a time or two since fairies are known for that sort of thing. Still, there she was, standing in the center of the fishbowl, wings slowly opening and closing like an idling butterfly’s while she glared at me with arms crossed.

I quickly remove the injured, limp little cutie-pie and placed her spread-eagled onto my work surface. With some tweezers I wrap each limb with a thin piece of silicone rubber strip, at each wrist and ankle. Over that I center a small loop made from twisting a short length of Teflon-insulated #18 solid wire. This was high-dollar stuff -- interconnect wire for aerospace applications -- nothing but the best for my little cutie-pie. Each pigtail hanging from the twist before the loop went around a limb at least one complete turn, and where they met in the middle after a total of three passes I carefully bend the leads toward each other. Some quick wrist turning with two pairs of needle nose pliers twisted the wire shut around the limb in question. I snip off some of the excess wire, flatten the twisted portion against its limb, and apply a drop of cyanoacrylate glue to fuse the wire and silicone, which acts as padding, into one mass.

gently caress this I'm not posting anymore of it I hate you gently caress you don't come back

The rest is here if anyone wants it: http://pastebin.com/pDr5W7Az.

Proteus4994 posted:

hahaha

Yodzilla posted:

awww the pastebin link is down loving lol