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I went to the mall today and saw that they were setting up Santa's Village, which included this: An animation babushka fox ready to shoot herself out of a cannon.
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Nov 11, 2013 04:03
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Sad lions posted:That's a goose, you spaz. Like you can trust the media to tell the difference 
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Nov 11, 2013 04:04
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Breetai posted:So what was the preteen orgy in IT about then?
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Nov 11, 2013 04:21
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There is going to be a new IT movie? Man, I was just thinking the other day how perfect Tim Curry did Pennywise. That is going to be a hard role to beat.
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Nov 11, 2013 04:34
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Tim Curry should play Pennywise again.
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Nov 11, 2013 04:55
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Johnny Aztec posted:There is going to be a new IT movie? Man, I was just thinking the other day how perfect Tim Curry did Pennywise. The movie itself wasn't super great, though. But yeah, I'd be OK with a better movie that still had Tim Curry.
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Nov 11, 2013 05:35
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Devor posted:Like you can trust the media to tell the difference Yeah, the one on the bottom left is an AK-47.
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Nov 11, 2013 07:10
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If you can get killed by a swan or a goose then you deserve to die. I am gonna get internet toughguy for a second here and just say that when it come down to it; life or death; I am gonna kill that goose.
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Nov 11, 2013 07:39
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Miltank posted:If you can get killed by a swan or a goose then you deserve to die. I am gonna get internet toughguy for a second here and just say that when it come down to it; life or death; I am gonna kill that goose. You ever fight a goose? Those fuckers are strong as hell and I heard swans are even worse.
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Nov 11, 2013 08:09
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I know full and well that most birds can kill me. I would not be surprised if an ornery rooster was my undoing.
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Nov 11, 2013 08:12
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Miltank posted:If you can get killed by a swan or a goose then you deserve to die. I am gonna get internet toughguy for a second here and just say that when it come down to it; life or death; I am gonna kill that goose. Geese are legitimately motherfuckers, and I think swans are like that too. I have a buddy who's legs got loving shredded by geese when he was a grown rear end man. Maybe it's a swarm thing, and you can take a 1 on 1 goosefight, but I would not enjoy having a pack of angry geese up in my grill.
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Nov 11, 2013 08:17
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When I was in San Francisco a couple weeks ago I saw swans the size of loving goats. I would not want to fight one in the water, just sayin'.
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Nov 11, 2013 08:27
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Tatum Girlparts posted:Geese are legitimately motherfuckers, and I think swans are like that too. I have a buddy who's legs got loving shredded by geese when he was a grown rear end man. Maybe it's a swarm thing, and you can take a 1 on 1 goosefight, but I would not enjoy having a pack of angry geese up in my grill. Does anyone have the picture of the sign saying "warning there is a goose outside" and the goose is staring in the door?
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Nov 11, 2013 08:28
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I swear to god we have this goose conversation like every three months.
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Nov 11, 2013 08:30
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ThatPazuzu posted:I know full and well that most birds can kill me. I would not be surprised if an ornery rooster was my undoing.  But birds will also kick your rear end at sports:   And their sense of style:  Mammals never really inherited the earth, the dinosaurs just gave us the parts they liked less.
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Nov 11, 2013 08:32
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Killer robot posted:Mammals never really inherited the earth, the dinosaurs just gave us the parts they liked less. God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, Man destroys God, Man creates dinosaurs. (Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth.)
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Nov 11, 2013 09:38
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An adult Cassowary can disembowel a full-grown man with a single kick. No-one bothered telling them they weren't dinosaurs anymore. No-one dared.
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Nov 11, 2013 10:22
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Breetai posted:An adult Cassowary can disembowel a full-grown man with a single kick. I saw one of these in the wild earlier this year, which had been a dream of mine for some time. They are spectacular, eerily huge and reptilian birds.
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Nov 11, 2013 10:43
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Mock it for having neck testicles.
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Nov 11, 2013 11:08
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SynthOrange posted:Mock it for having neck testicles. That just makes it more dinosaur-like.   
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Nov 11, 2013 11:19
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SynthOrange posted:Mock it for having neck testicles. Those are there because they are territorial dickheads. Don't feed the Cassowaries!
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Nov 11, 2013 11:21
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That just makes it more dinosaur-like. I thought truck nutz were a recent thing. Jose Mengelez has a new favorite as of 19:36 on Nov 11, 2013 |
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Nov 11, 2013 11:34
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I'd just like to point out that there has been one documented cassowary-related death. Not arguing that they are crazy territorial cunts that are capable of doing damage, but they're not as terrifying as some of our other wildlife. In unrelated news, have a guinea pig swimming class. 
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Nov 11, 2013 12:57
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:That just makes it more dinosaur-like. Gives a whole new meaning to head job.
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Nov 11, 2013 14:04
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So a tsintaosaurus walks up to another tsintaosaurus in a bar and says, "Hi there baby, want some head?"
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Nov 11, 2013 14:12
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What a dickhead!
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Nov 11, 2013 14:58
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fermun posted:This is actually a pretty funny book by Onion writer Baratunde Thurston. It's about his life while also talking about race issues and how black people surrounded by white people are expected to speak for all black people or conform to some stereotype. I read half of it right before that was posted. It's a good read, points out a lot of issues without being preachy, or "Kill Whitey!", even has heaping loads of humor to help the medicine go down. I highly recommend it.
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Nov 11, 2013 15:15
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Good News Everyone posted:I'd just like to point out that there has been one documented cassowary-related death. Not arguing that they are crazy territorial cunts that are capable of doing damage, but they're not as terrifying as some of our other wildlife. One death that we know if. They typically don't leave witnesses.
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Nov 11, 2013 15:17
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Tardcore posted:You ever fight a goose? Those fuckers are strong as hell and I heard swans are even worse. Anyone that's lost a fight with a goose or swan did so because they didn't want to hurt them, or didn't know how easy it is. I hunt, mostly birds. Turns out you have hands and birds only have wings, necks, and fragile bones. Grab the bird's head, make a fast exaggerated circle motion, then snap it at the end. Congratulations, depending on the bird involved you have either snapped a it's neck or decapitated it entirely. Please cook it well, and eat what you've killed, or give it to me. Even if they don't want to kill the bird involved I'm amazed we don't have more videos of people punting them. Big birds have resilient chest, lots of muscle there, but that would get it away from you. Dr. MonkeyThunder has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Nov 11, 2013 |
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Nov 11, 2013 15:22
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:Anyone that's lost a fight with a goose or swan did so because they didn't want to hurt them, or didn't know how easy it is. As you motion behind the goose, the other 20 geese behind it have their way with you.
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Nov 11, 2013 15:24
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:Even if they don't want to kill the bird involved I'm amazed we don't have more videos of people punting them. Big birds have resilient chest, lots of muscle there, but that would get it away from you. Here's a guy that tried it and didn't quite succeed https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
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Nov 11, 2013 15:27
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Dr. MonkeyThunder posted:Anyone that's lost a fight with a goose or swan did so because they didn't want to hurt them, or didn't know how easy it is. This whole discussion came up in another thread, and basically led to this post. One one side you have a 12 pound bird with delicate hollow bones and in the other corner you have a 150+ pound primate with dense bone structure and powerful musculature for pulling and climbing. The primate is going to tear the bird apart every time.
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Nov 11, 2013 15:32
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Etrips posted:As you motion behind the goose, the other 20 geese behind it have their way with you. Clever girl.
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Nov 11, 2013 15:34
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Etrips posted:As you motion behind the goose, the other 20 geese behind it have their way with you. Turns out we're rarely in horror movies and therefore can see what we're walking into and geese are no ninjas.(and in my experience I have already shot them and am still holding said gun of shot) Snowglobe of Doom posted:Here's a guy that tried it and didn't quite succeed He barely puts a foot toward it. That's no punt or even attempted punt.
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Nov 11, 2013 15:36
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I'm not sure if you realize that most people have no experience with killing animals. I'd try to punt any geese coming at me, but it would never occur to me to try and snap their necks.
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Nov 11, 2013 15:53
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Found here: http://awkwardstockphotos.com/
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Nov 11, 2013 15:58
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Nov 11, 2013 16:01
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Phlegmish posted:I'm not sure if you realize that most people have no experience with killing animals. I'd try to punt any geese coming at me, but it would never occur to me to try and snap their necks. Really? They've got these long, slender necks! Just channel your inner angry primate and rip and tear!
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Nov 11, 2013 16:13
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Phlegmish posted:I'm not sure if you realize that most people have no experience with killing animals. I'd try to punt any geese coming at me, but it would never occur to me to try and snap their necks. Hang out in places where geese are enough and it will come naturally.
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