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Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

El Hefe posted:

It's time to vote for the Puskas award.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDsxKXa0PbA

Full list.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSuu2MBvV6w

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Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
I love this and I don't care if you think it's the wrong thread:

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Ahahaha holy poo poo https://twitter.com/hannahcullenn/status/400001760028553217

Please be real :pray:

vivisectvnv
Aug 5, 2003

Guitar_Hero posted:

Incidentally, does anyone have a highlight reel of Krul against Spurs this weekend?

this has all the tasty saves http://aliez.tv/video/23433/axrtakzr/

Hegay
Jun 29, 2012

Who the gently caress is Hannah Cullen

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Hegav posted:

Who the gently caress is Hannah Cullen

The soon to be ex girlfriend of the bloke making a football joke on Twitter.

The Finn
Aug 27, 2004

إنه أصلع في الأسفل، كما تعلم
The xxxx after every message has given me brain cancer and now I'm dead, thanks

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

T. Finninho posted:

The xxxx after every message has given me brain cancer and now I'm dead, thanks

Haha xx.

Lazlow
Nov 30, 2004

Scott Bakula posted:

Olivera and Matic's are cool team goals but nothing compares with Zlatan's

You've basically got long-range shots and bicycle kicks, or Zlatan's, which is both. No contest

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Kone's is the best imo. A perfect running horizontal volley.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

serious gaylord posted:

Kone's is the best imo. A perfect running horizontal volley.

It's my favorite for sure but you know Zlatan's will win.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
I dunno, Kone's is the kind of goal you grow up wishing you could do.

Seltzer
Oct 11, 2012

Ask me about Game Pass: the Best Deal in Gaming!

Light elbow to the gut sold like a western film shot to the chest by Brazil.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Seltzer posted:


Light elbow to the gut sold like a western film shot to the chest by Brazil.

Agreed the USWNT should get away with assault imo

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

I'd love to see Shearer do a quality bit of punditry and then run out of the studio, arm aloft.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Blue Screen Error posted:

I'd love to see Shearer do a quality bit of punditry

Hahahahahaha wouldn't we all!

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007

I think Zlatan's goal should win it just because of the uniqueness of it. Kone's was an amazing volley that connected perfectly but I've seen them before. I did quite like the first one due to the hilarious turn at the start of it.

Disappointed not to see a few more team goals in there though.

Insanely Sikh
Aug 26, 2009

Winner, SA's Sikh Of the Year, 2013

Di Natale for me, absolutely gorgeous.

Do they always have ladies' goals in there too or is that a recent addition?

Lamont Cranston
Sep 1, 2006

how do i shot foam

Hallowed Turban posted:

Di Natale for me, absolutely gorgeous.

Do they always have ladies' goals in there too or is that a recent addition?

There's been at least one nominated for all except the first (2009).

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire
I really like the Matic goal but that's a team effort with a great finish and not so much and individual move.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

let me shovel out your brains
hang my image in your skull
so I can be the vision
in your nightmares from now on
Zlatan's goal is the single most outrageous thing anyone has ever done on the football pitch outside of like the goalkeeper dribbling from his own area through the other team and scoring a screamer.

Royality
Jun 27, 2006
Lol at Neymar's goal against Japan being in there. It's good but top 10 goals of the year good? Probably just want him to turn up to the awards.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Di Natale was fantastic but there's no way Ibra can't win. Out of this loving world.

Paperhouse
Dec 31, 2008

I think
your hair
looks much
better
pushed
over to
one side

Royality posted:

Lol at Neymar's goal against Japan being in there. It's good but top 10 goals of the year good? Probably just want him to turn up to the awards.

I thought that as well. Also one of the women's goals was similarly just a nice long range effort, great goal but didn't really seem like it belonged

I think my favourite of those was Oliveira's, got a bit of lovely team play as well as an incredible volley

Thirteenth Step
Mar 3, 2004

Di Natale or Kone for me but if I had a gun to my head I'd say Di Natale.

You could put me in that position 1000 times and I'd completely whiff the shot every single go, never-mind hit it and place it perfectly past the keeper.

Brilliant.

TelekineticBear!
Feb 19, 2009


never seen that di natale goal before, top top stuff

Soup and a Sandwich
Apr 8, 2008

skeng
ahaa almost forgot this needed to be posted today

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Gigi Galli posted:

I really like the Matic goal but that's a team effort with a great finish and not so much and individual move.

Same, it was my favorite next to Di Natale's.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Di Natale is absolutely brilliant and I hadn't seen it before, it's like those RVP volley goals but from a much, much tighter angle. But that's the kind of goal that crops up every now and then. A goal like Zlatan's may never, ever happen again, and that's why for me it should win the thing.

KoldPT
Oct 9, 2012
gently caress your fancy "goals" here's some 80s

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Royality posted:

Lol at Neymar's goal against Japan being in there. It's good but top 10 goals of the year good? Probably just want him to turn up to the awards.

A few of the goals there aren't that spectacular really, Zlatan has to win though it'd be a travesty if he doesn't.

ayb
Sep 12, 2003
Kills Drifters for erections

Royality posted:

Lol at Neymar's goal against Japan being in there. It's good but top 10 goals of the year good? Probably just want him to turn up to the awards.

They probably included it since Brazil is hosting next world cup

Xeno
Sep 16, 2005

MAD TYTE DUBZ, YO.
Why isn't Buffon in net?

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MRfonjsHL8

Ravel
Dec 23, 2009

There's no story
What happened to that Ibra goal from recently where he absolutely thundered it past the keeper. Or the Ronaldo goal against Gala.



Shoren
Apr 6, 2011

victoria concordia crescit

Ravel posted:

What happened to that Ibra goal from recently where he absolutely thundered it past the keeper. Or the Ronaldo goal against Gala.





The cut-off date was October 1st of this year, which is why Ibra's goal for Sweden was in the running despite being scored in November 2012.

Those three definitely need to be included in next year's running, though.

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

If we're going start posting goals that didn't make the shortlist, here's one of my personal favourites from this year.

http://youtu.be/qlwmerKFgAU

Eric Cantonese
Dec 21, 2004

You should hear my accent.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePZZ2j4dmSY

Adriano, I wish I had even 1% of this amount of talent to throw away. Why did you have to lose your head?

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Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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Peru's pretty good at producing talented players that lack professionalism. Reimond Manco is one of them. He did great in a youth WC, was bought by PSV to develop, but couldn't be bothered to put an ounce of effort to that marvelous opportunity.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIcBJ8ufZhA

After that he was bought by Atlante in Mexico, and after a while Manco decided to go out with his mates and showed up to practice drunk. His excuse? He was kidnapped and was drugged.

We're never going to the World Cup again. NEVER.

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